Red State Update

If you're mourning Bernie's endorsement of Hillary Clinton, maybe don't listen to this podcast. Maybe your feelings are too raw. Maybe you're just not ready yet to hear Jackie and Dunlap gloat, mock, and guffaw. You can always listen to it later.  We'll be here. PLUS: Trump veepstakes! How the hell is Newt Gingrich still around! Florida vacations! Chris Christie eats with gusto! Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker.

Doing email crimes don't get you put in jail no more.  The system is rigged! Fireworks are set off all night long, not just during the brief period Jackie approves of! Hillary Clinton gets off scott free, Bill gets on a plane with Loretta Lynch, Trump and Jackie agree on something, and all the other confusing awful things... let us talk at you about them. Sponsors: Facebook Friends Filter and Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes.

Jackie and Dunlap are live from Politicon 2016 in Pasadena, California with about, oh, maybe 10 people who are THE GREATEST LIVE AUDIENCE EVER.  (They wanted to hand out free beer but people got mad.) There's a live You Ask 'Em, discussion of Baby Christians, George Will, Jackie's dislike of Trump, Jackie's dislike of everyone, and a mass Shrexit.   Thank you kindly for comin' out, everybody! Check out the video version on our YouTube page. http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan Sponsors: Wet Bread, Coley's Christian Snacks, Horse Gravy Black.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump cratering in the polls. Is he broke? Does he need money? Does he need YOUR money? How much money will America give Trump? ALSO several major technical difficulties! PLUS Come see Jackie and Dunlap next Sunday, June 26, at Politicon in Pasadena for a live podcast! Go to politicon.com for more info!   Sponsors: Coley's Cola and Coca-Coley's

Jackie and Dunlap attempt to deal with something that two hillbilly podcasters maybe shouldn't even be dealing with? Plus: Trump, Obama, Hillary, Hamilton, guns, Bernie ain't quit yet, Paul Ryan, how the Republicans plan to get rid of the Donald, how America plans to ship young men off to fight the Space Grizzly army of Moon ISIS, the origin of CNN, and Rap Genius. Sponsors: Goldfish Manor Pizza and Happy Hummers Feeder Juice. Come see Red State Update live at Politicon on Sunday June 26! politicon.com

As results from the last primaries trickle in, except for California, because it's bedtime, Jackie and Dunlap discuss Trump and the "Mexican" Judge, Trump's big-time GOP supporters who keep saying he's racist but keep supporting him, the Associated Press, Muhammad Ali RIP, Lindsey Graham, Bill Kristol and David French and bald presidents, the Grand Ole Opry, Eddie Stubbs, Kiefer Sutherland, the end of the Republican Party, and why Bernie Sanders should stay in the race. Sponsors: Goldfish Manor Pizza and Happy Hummers Feeder Juice. Come see the Red State Update podcast live in Los Angeles at Politicon 2016 on June 26! http://www.politicon.com

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's vet dough, his battles with the press, Bill Kristol's new independent savior David French, Krystal's new steak gravy sandwiches, the never-real Bernie vs. Trump debate, Vince Foster, Bill Clinton gettin' mad, Black Lives Matter, and zoo animals. Sponsors: Funbuddies and Sunbuddies.

Jackie and Dunlap wish you a Happy Frog Day as they discuss new holidays, whether Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would like Donald Trump, and break down what happened at Biscuit Baby Days. Special appearances by Little Hippie Biscuit Baby, Mirabella Gennesey, Mr. Leaky, Mayor Bane Jekyll, Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables, Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellback, Wesley Press, Dilly Mulerider, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Greenbean, Drauncey Piddleton, and the 3rd Pentecostal Holiness Church of Hurt Ghost Bird.  Sponsors: Biscuit Baby Days and Jim Beavers, formerly of Comcast Cable.

Jackie and Dunlap on whether Trump is more like Garfield or Heathcliff, Bernie Sanders gets mad at violence, who likes Hillary, and Reince Priebus gives up. Sponsors: Frogchurch Coffee and Biscuit Baby Days. Thank you kindly! Please rates and reviews. Youtubes, iTunes, Chachis.

Dunlap wants to be on the Grand Ole Opry. Jackie has a box of Star Wars memorabilia.  Jackie is mad at Facebook for blocking conservative news. Chris Christie is heading Trump's White House transition team. Dunlap wants a theater in Branson. Jackie just wants to go to Branson and hang. Bernie Sanders wins West Virginia.  Trump wins Nebraska. Dr. Ben Carson is searching for Trump's vice president.  Sarah Palin threatens Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan will meet with Donald Trump. Lindsey Graham wants Lemon Pledge. Jeb Bush hates Donald Trump but not in the right way. Ted Cruz has openings. Marco Rubio won't be Trump's VP. Men are still standing in Jackie's bathroom to protest his support of Dr. Birdlady. Don't go alone down Biscuit Alley. Sponsors: Biscuit Bucket and Dr. Birdlady. Thank you kindly! Please rates and reviews, YouTubes, iTunes, Chachis.

Join Jackie and Dunlap as they learn that Trump is the GOP nominee (sorry, Kasich), Bernie takes Indiana from Hillary, and Cruz drops out.  Thanks for all the info, Dunlap's phone! Also: bathroom attendants, Carly Fiorina's worst 3 days ever, who's gonna go to the GOP convention, and Ted Cruz's father killed JFK. Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Church of Frogs.

Hey y'all! Now this podcast comes out on Wednesdays instead of Mondays! We hope that's cool.   Jackie and Dunlap announce the winner of the 2016 Red State Update March Madness Tournament Bracket of Champions.  They talk about the Kasich and Cruz team-up, the Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island primaries, the upcoming Megyn Kelly/Donald Trump interview, the Ted Cruz porn lady, John McCain sittin' out the GOP convention, the North Carolina bathroom stuff, the $20 bill Hamilton/Jackson/Tubman controversy, who's mad at Fox, and Prince. Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Look At This Other Frog.

Jackie sits down with his sponsor Mr. Slaw for an exclusive one-on-one interview. How is Mr. Slaw feeling? Sick? Find out the answer to this question and much more in this very special episode. Plus: Star Wars, Ted Cruz, and Sponsor Brackets! Sponsors: Mr. Slaw and Look At This Frog

Jackie and Dunlap on Merle Haggard, Bill Clinton, Black Lives Matter, negativity, who's good and still livin', what makes a good country song, bluegrass people, and songs about movies. Sponsors: Granny's Attic and Look At This Frog. We lost a buddy this week, and if y'all can, his family'd appreciate a little support: https://www.gofundme.com/jimridley

Jackie and Dunlap on podcasts. Paul Harvey, Andy Rooney, Sarah Palin's gift baskets, Donald Trump's worst week, a contested convention, Kasich, Cruz, judge shows, and, spoiler alert, Batman v. Superman. Sponsors: Snake Bells and Piano Bar Buffet.

Jackie & Dunlap on Red State Update March Madness Sponsors Bracket Sweet 16, the Cruz Sex Scandal, Donald Trump, Brussels, the Bernie Sanders Bird, a little Batman vs. Superman, Hamilton the Musical, Jackiebroyles Hamilton, and Charlie Daniels' Twitter. Sponsors: Snake Bells and Piano Bar Buffet. 

Jackie and Dunlap on MTSU's bracket ruinin', Twix Egg is back, Trump and Hillary win March 15th Primaries, Kasich takes Ohio, Obama's reverse psychology SCOTUS nomination, protesters block Arizona roads leading to Trump rallies. Vote in the Red State Update March Madness Sponsors bracket! Go to our Facebook or Twitter for details.  Sponsors: Dueling Piano Bar Buffet and Snake Bells.

Jackie and Dunlap on Nancy Reagan and the former first ladies, Batman vs. Superman, westerns vs. super heroes, and the Trump rally violence. Spnsors: Piano Bar Buffet and Snake Bells.

Jackie and Dunlap answer YOUR QUESTIONS about Nancy Reagan, Trump, hand size, Bernie Sanders, minimum wage, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, meth, Hillary, and much, much more. Thank all y'all kindly! Plus: the debut of our new closing song! Sponsors: TV Buffet and Easter Turkeys.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump, Chris Christie, the 107-year-old woman who visited Obama in the White House, the Oscars, David Duke, Jackie's first day as president.  Sponsors: Lillie-Oh Oatmilk and TV Buffet.