Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump vs Biden, Cambridge Analytica, dumping Facebook, Congratulations Putin, Russians, Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Summer Zervos, Bolton in, McMaster out, driverless Uber kills pedestrian, Zuckerberg, and the last Trump Chief of Staff. Sponsors: Victor Mileage and Dodge's Tater Log store. Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's weird sex thing, Stormy Daniels, Space Force, Tillerson's firing, student gun walkouts, Conor lamb, Russia UK murders, Kudlow, Toys R Us, Bannon in France, Trump's lies to Justin Trudeau, and Stephen Hawking in Heaven.  Sponsors: Priest Dog and Dodge's Tater Log Store.

Jackie and Dunlap on Stormy Daniels, Melania Trump, Trump's planned meeting with Kim Jong Un, Sam Nunberg's televised meltdown, Trump's Trade War, Gary Cohn's exit, Mitt Romney, Jailed Russian Sex Coach, RIP Major Winchester. Sponsors: Priest Dog and Dodge's Tater Log Store. We finally got a Patreon goin'. Come see us and get a bonus episode every week. Thank you kindly for listenin!  

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's Gun Meeting, Hope Hicks, Huckabee vs. the CMA, arming teachers, McMasters leaving, Trump vs. Sessions, China, Dick's, Wal-Mart, Kroger, Trump runs in, the NRA, Ben Carson's HUD Hutch. Sponsors: Dodge's Tater Log Store, Dogs For Jackies Oh and Patreon coming soon. "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyan

Should we mourn or be mad at Billy Graham? Are teenage survivors saviors or crisis actors? Are you a Russian Twitter bot? Are we? If we're fake, why can't we get George Soros money?  Sponsors: Jackie's For Dogs and Dodge's Tater Logs Corn Dogs Store "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuc

Jackie and Dunlap on the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, Trump's response, kids yelling at Rubio, chances for gun control under Trump, the Rick Gates guilty plea and testimony against Manofort, flipping vs. rolling over, Trump almost loses the nuclear football in China, "Shut up and dribble" and LeBron James and Laura Ingraham, Mueller's indictments of 13 Russians and their efforts to affect the American elections, Jill Stein, DACA, Priebus, "America's Harvest Food Box" instead of food stamps, Stormy Daniels, Ronan Farrow's Playboy story in the New Yorker, Trump's tweets, Dunlap's one-person Junior Samples musical, and Mar A Lago. Sponsors:  Jackie's 4 Dogs and Dodge's Tater Logs & Numpo Newspapers. "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's Parade, General Kelly, Rob Porter, Trump's hair, FBI texts, treason, and is there any end to the Trump administration that would bring us satisfaction. Sponsors: Jackie's 4 Dogs, Numpotown "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's State of the Union, Trey Gowdy, #releasethememo, the FBI, Rod Rosenstein, M*A*S*H, Arthur, Arthur 2: On The Rocks, Jay-Z, Davos, Russian sanctions, and Beetle Bailey creator Mort Walker RIP. Sponsors: Numpotown & Jackie's 4 Dogs "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Trump's possible strategies for testifying under oath to Mueller, Schumer, Graham, DACA, and Devin Nunes. Sponsors: Numpotown and Jackie's For Dogs "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sander

We started the saga of Crud and Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes when Donald Trump was 14 years old, and it ends with him, at 107, America's least-expected president and oldest racist. ALSO! Jackie loses his store.  There is death and destruction.  Mob justice.  Nut bonnets.  Hot chicken. Nashville lawyers. Ghost Hurt Bird as a Man.  The secret behind the Jackie Strangler.  The final fate of beloved characters. And Mayor Jackie. Clips from Episodes 207-209, October-November 2016 From Ep. 207: Podcasting from an allegedly soundproof bunker underneath Nashville Lawyers' Market in Murfreesobor, Tennessee, Jackie-dressed Dunlap and Dunlap-dressed Jackie.  Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Nashville Lawyers' Market. From Ep. 208: Why is Jackie running for mayor? Who's dead in Murfreesboro now?  And are there really just two episodes left after this one? We're not sure, probably! We're not good at making plans.  Sponsors: Nashville Lawyers' Market and Jim Beavers Formerly of Comcast Cable. Fr

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's physical, his "shithole" comments, Lindsey Graham, Jeff Flake's speech, the impending government shutdown, and Stormy Daniels, Peter Pumpemup, Peter Sternwood, Graham Bostaff Meanzie, where the Numpolands meet. Sponsors: Jackie's For Dogs and Shackbeards. "The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spi

If you love Crud, Jackie, people who look like Jackie, people who look like Crud, deaths, near-deaths, assumed-deaths, cancelled fairs, church heists, and nut bonnets, look no further than the third installment of the Best of Crud Sponsors all Sponsors! Final and Fourth one coming next week! Includes clips from Episodes 203-206, September-October 2016.   203: Jackie is incognito! The Murfreesboro City Fair was cancelled! Things are dire in Murfreesboro and no one is who they appear to be-- OR ARE THEY Sponsors:Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes & Murfreesboro City Fair 204: There is some very bad news at the beginning. Then there are some press conferences. Then there are some sponsors, including Dilly Mulerider's Bonnet Nuts and Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes. Then there are updates on Crud, the Jackie Fleet Warriors, the Creepy Jackie Broyles sightings, doubles, dopplegangers, identity, and existence. 205: Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircu

Jackie and Dunlap are back and don't want to talk about Trump's big button, Lindsey Graham, Oprah for president, the fall of Sloppy Steve Bannon, the Fire and Fury book, the DACA/Wall negotiation, Trump's push for new libel laws, Logan Paul, Stephen Miller, will Trump sit down with Mueller, Trump and the National Anthem, stable genius, like really smart, Jeff Sessions wants to ban pot, Huckabee's Twitter, and Charlie Daniels' Taco Bell tweet. Sponsors: Jackie's Markets and Californiabeards. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell abo

Here's part two of a long-ass Sponsors All Sponsors-- the Best of Uncle Marlin's Haircuts & Handshakes! Whither Crud, master of disguise, tattoo-faced hipster barber, smellmaker, and Northeast Murfreesboro's most famous Jackie Broyles cosplayer, post-Jackiecon? Explore the nature of existence, self, and identity in this new Crud-studded Jackie-faced Murfreesboro.  Plus: Dunlap goes to Church Accountant School and plots a long-simmering, life-changing heist. Come back soon for parts three and four--  the Jackie Strangler, unexpected deaths of longtime friends, Nashville Lawyers, and Mayor Jackie.  From Episodes 197-199 & 201-202, August-September 2016. "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy of Seth Timbs Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-

What would a new year be without a new old podcast? Here's a good Sponsors All Sponsors for your ass-- Part One of the Best of Uncle Marlin's Haircuts & Handshakes! Scents, oils, and Jackiecon! Reacquaintance yourself with Crud, master of disguise, tattoo-faced hipster barber, smellmaker, and Northeast Murfreesboro's most famous Jackie Broyles cosplayer. Come back soon for part two (at least) and the Jackie Strangler! From Episodes 191-196, July-August 2016. New Seth Timbs Bumper Music courtesy of Seth Timbs Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantr

Jackie and Dunlap unwrap the horrifying story of Murfreesboro's Christmas Cave. Hope it has a happy Christmas ending!  Christmas Cave saga originally appeared in episodes 160-163, November & December, 2015. Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, lib

We ain't here right now but don't worry, Santy Claus don't forget! Here's a delicious cinnamon Best of Christmas for your big hungry sock. INCLUDED: War on Christmas Update! Jackie Plays Santa! How to Teach Baby Children about Baby Jesus! Dunlap Gives Jackie a Pretty Puppy! Favorite Christmas Movies! Dunlap Can Make Christmas Better! Elf On A Shelf Ruined Christmas and America!

Jackie and Dunlap on the Alabama election and Trump's endorsement of Roy Moore. Sponsors: Christmas Cats, Christmas Birdseed, Christmas Card Tables, The Christmas Ditch, Christmas Cable, and the Christmas Bible. "Sweet Georgia Brown" by Latche Swing under Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.0 France License. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spi

Jackie and Dunlap on Matt Lauer, Garrison Keillor, GOP Tax Plan, Trump hatin' on Romney, lovin' on Hatch, Coco, Olaf, Chuck Grassley, Tom Cotton to CIA, General Flynn pleads guilty, the Hillary-lovin' FBI agent, Native Americans, fake Muslim videos, Bear Ears, Trump is above the law.  Sponsors: Santa Calls, Flippy’s

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's meeting with Navajo Vets, Trump's pretty much backing of Roy Moore, Trump's floating that the Access Hollywood tape isn't real, Trump's Fake News Trophy, Mick Mulvaney vs. Leandra English for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Prince Harry's gettin' hitched, Conyers, Franken. Sponsors: Flippy's & Santa Calls "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and