The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie finds Yeezus! Why MADONNA can go straight to Hell! And, someone might win some "fabulous cash and prizes" on the the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's always Sonny on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Eddie eat an American classic (that came from Mexico)?! And, "Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November" with Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is loaded with unsolicited advice! Steve Ashton reveals shocking SPICE GIRLS news in the UK UPDATE! And, we look at this season's HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We explore the marvelous scientific breakthroughs of "SCIENCE FICTION ... OR SCIENCE FACT?"! Who is Jennifer Lawrence's new HUSBAND? And, NERD ALERT: Get your STAR WARS IX tickets TONIGHT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! Ralph's liver is furious with him after the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT premiere party! We salute THE RALPH REPORT "Citizen Of The Week"! And, who's the next non-musician celebrity who managed to worm his way to a hit record on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Enjoy "Holiday or Holi-NAY!" Meet the TRR "Citizen Of The Week"! Hear Eddie's mountain HORROR STORY! And, learn there's only one way to drink whiskey ... ONLY ONE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: That time "Jerry Lewis" called the President of France! Robert DeNiro turns CNN into FUNN! A "special song" to celebrate Justin Bieber's wedding! And, CHEWING GUM DAY: "Holiday or Holi-NAY"? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS! Do we need a "Hogan's Heroes" reboot?! (Spoilers: Nope.) And, who's up first in our look at actors who were ONE HIT WONDERS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The President vs. The Governator! ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY presents: When Actors Attack! And, we remember 9/11. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Hey, good buddy! You got yer ears on?" ... because here's today's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" talks about his new TV show, and the loss of his love of 30 years, Beth Chapman. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More from Daniel Radcliffe's AUDIO DIARY! And, happy birthday to Ralph's crush, SHIRLEY MANSON of Garbage! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Even weirder stuff than usual is going on in Florida! SPAM: the magical meat! And, what's "CBT"? Well, we learn all about the guys who like to have their "twig and berries" punished! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute yet another TRR "Citizen of the Week"! Our love letter to VINYL! And, speaking of LOVE, we finally debut The Ralph Report match-making service, "E-GARmony"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ease into Monday with another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! We celebrate the new/old BRUCE WAYNE! And, Ralph and Eddie answer the age-old question: "Boxers or Briefs?" on NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph reviews ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD! @steveashton delivers his UK UPDATE from India! And, TV TUNE TUESDAY salutes TV's longest running theme! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Stallone wants more ROCKY money! And, We dive into our CRAZIEST song yet for ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton schools you about "Fish & Chips"! Another Garmy member could win BIG when Eddie Pence plays the "Comic Con Edition" of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, how Ralph was almost killed by some HORSES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie is BACK, and Kari REMAINS! We talk about holidays and earthquakes! Plus, we review the new SPIDER-MAN and throw some "goop" at Gwyneth! Don't miss the rest of this week's shows! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The reason why you can't MAIL A BABY! Another celeb wants to fight JUSTIN BIEBER! (Get in line, pal.) And, the voice of "Dee Dee" from DEXTER'S LABORATORY, voiceover artist Kat Cressida, shares the story of a heroic battle against cancer, doctors, and the insurance industry, that almost cost her everything. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport