The Ralph Report

Today's #TheRalphReport : EddiePence gives a review of his trip to Disneyland's #StarWarsGalaxyEdge! We prove that we can RAP as badly as ANYONE! And, special guest Shawn Hatosy stops by to talk about TNT's amazing show, #AnimalKingdom! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's episode: It's THE RALPH REPORT LIVE on-stage at the world famous Improv comedy club in Hollywood on Sat., June 15th, 2019! Enjoy Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari doing the show in front of a sold-out crowd of Garmy members! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's an Eddie Pence trifecta: Iced Tea, Egg Roll, or Root Beer Float ... Which one will he NOT eat? Also, what's Cosby up to in prison? And, someone could win some fabulous prizes on THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?! (Spoiler alert: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A lucky listener could win some fabulous prizes on another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who was the best BATMAN? And, we celebrate another 80's classic on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We introduce our TRR "I Barely Survived" stories! Steve Ashton gives us a lesson in the UK's bloody cuisine! And, of course we talk about AVENGERS: ENDGAME! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More on "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES" (aka "Aunt Becky Goes to Jail")! A spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER featuring Marxism and sexual confusion! And, Eddie Pence plays for one lucky listener who just might win some fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) in THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More info about Lori Loughlin and "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES"! ("I don't want your life! ...") Another classic 80's tune for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, an interview with ERIC BUTTS, the STAR WARS super-fan, about the trolls who attacked him online, and the good folks who rallied around him! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will Eddie eat a CHINESE ALMOND COOKIE?! Another of your favorite theme songs for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, comic book great, JERRY ORDWAY, talks about his days with SUPERMAN, and, you know, that time when he FREAKING KILLED HIM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Why "April Fools' Day" blows! A pro photographer talks about Ariana Grande's crazy demands! The weekend's winners and losers at the BOX OFFICE! And a salute to JAMES BOND 007! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

WE'RE BACK! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might win some fabulous prizes in our new game, "Fake Porn/Real Porn"! Join us in telling some rich people to "Shut The F**K Up!" And, to celebrate the up-coming premiere of the final season of VEEP, we welcome this week's guest, "Jonah Ryan" himself, Tim Simons!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "First Lady" Kari Garman is today's special co-host! Steve Ashton answers your questions with "Ask A Brit"! "Livvy At The Movies" is back with a review of WONDER PARK! We try to decipher the gibberish of "Mama June"! and speaking of sloppy things, rejoice in NATIONAL SLOPPY JOE DAY!

Thanks to all the GARMY that showed up to the SOLD OUT recording of #TheRalphReport - LIVE on Saturday night! And, for those of you who weren't able to be there in person, you can hear it on THE RALPH REPORT today! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate MARDI GRAS by downing some absinthe and cheeze doodles! Kari stops by to break down the most dramatic BACHELOR episode ever! And, due to popular demand, it's TV TUNE TUESDAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies! Subscribe: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport