The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : Another evergreen theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Who'd Ralph play on the latest FAMILY GUY?! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our man in the UK, Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The true story of why "4/20" is the STONER HOLIDAY! Ralph's interview with PATRICK WARBURTON! And, Ralph and Eddie try some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! A rich and smooth ONE HIT WONDER! Another stop on our AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TOUR! And, Ralph's birthday tribute to 80's "British bombshell", SAMANTHA FOX! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A classic ONE-HOT WONDER from the 1970's! A Garmy member is a hero of the COVID-19 crisis in West Virginia! And, the return of PIKOTARO that someone (?) wanted! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Kari drops by and joins the fun! CARDI B. is the Tiger King's biggest fan! We enjoy the perfect song for these troubling times! And, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The TRR "Citizen of the Week"! DOCTOR WHO saves us again! More of @eddiepence's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And: Stuck in the house during quarantine? SEX U. presents the household items people are using as SEX TOYS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Tales of BUTTS and BOOZE in the time of pandemic! EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS about St. Patrick! And, it's a "magical" ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE:

On today's #TheRalphReport : What would Eddie do for a sandwich? The triumphant return of our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton And, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is coming home! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We reveal why you don't "drunk dial" THE RALPH REPORT HOTLINE! We discuss the weekend's BIG MOVIES! And, it's NATIONAL EGG MCMUFFIN DAY ... the same day that Wendy's unveils it's new breakfast menu. Coincidence? Nope! ... It's McDonald's VS Wendy's! And, we're on the front line of the BREAKFAST WARS on "Munchin' Monday"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is a song that you used to know! Ralph's plan to play a showbiz legend in a big-budget BIOPIC! And, it's ASH WEDNESDAY! How well does @eddiepence know his PATRON SAINTS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Eddie's first role in a MUSICAL! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from us to YOU!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We bring a new dimension to TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, more of your DUMB KID stories! And, a chat with Lisa Arch, star of MAD TV, DINNER AND A MOVIE, and the new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks SUPER BOWL! A new UPDATE from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! This weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) in a brand new edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY theme is a big one! ("That's what she said!") Plus, what actress wanted to be WONDER WOMAN? And, we reveal what will end the human race in SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is so fine! We love TALKING MONKEYS! And, just to piss off the "One Million Moms", we do a LIVE taste-test of some DAMN "Impossble" Whoppers! (*Bonus video of the test available to the 2,3 & 4 star Patreon supporters!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The first ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY of 2020! Getting naked for a good cause! Don't taunt the Secret Service! And, how YOU can make money with a BIG WIENER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : People need to stop improving things that already work! More of the holiday vocal magic of Eddie Pence! And, one of the biggest CHRISTMAS ONE-HIT WONDERS of all time! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! What Christmas ONE HIT-WONDER was BANNED by the Catholic Church?! And, it's the first battle in the CEREAL WARS! Which one sucks more?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport