Kate, Tim & Marty

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys!!! We’re back live Monday, but let’s get into it: What’s your trick to fall asleep? Are you mad for Indian? Thanks to this restaurant’s social media, a woman reckons her dead husband could be alive! Are you a petty bitch?! If your ex hates cockroaches, this is for you! Did you not handle feedback well? A ballet director threw poo at a critic after a bad review! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys!!!! We’re back 17th April, but here are our best bits: What’s your lonely food? This man was told his chicken stirfry was a lonely man’s food! Cheating robots! A student gets AI to write his essay! Hectic sessions! A man is suing a couple who damaged his car on a wild night! How gross is your girlfriend? A man discovered his girlfriend’s stash of contact lenses! Aaaand we play the TV theme edition of Joel Jivin! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuys! Here we go: What’s your worst nightmare? Passengers decided to sing when a plane was grounded! What went through your house? A woman narrowly misses being smashed by a boulder! What was your plate? A fish bit through a chopstick? Are you poo shy? A woman fainted after not pooing for 2 weeks! Aaaand Adam Lambert joins us for Quick Draw! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys! Here’s our best bits: Dumb dumb moments! These cops in WA got bogged on the beach! Where’d your parents leave you? These parents left their baby at an airport! A man swallowed a whole banana wrapped in a condom during a hormonal rage! Dog sh*t stories! A woman’s dog pooed in her mouth! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys!!! Here’s our best bits, while we go on break: A woman exists without an internal monologue! Family traditions! A family walks on all four! What did you tell someone to stop doing? A woman shaved her feet on a London train! What petty sh*t have your neighbours complained about? A student received a rude note from their neighbour about their feet! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday, guuuuys!! Let’s get into our best bits: Are you a Doomsday prepper? Doomsday is apparently coming! Are you mad for a cruise?! This couple decided to live on a cruise because it’s cheaper! Did you f*** up? A slide closed down hours after opening due to a design error! Why were you fired on the spot? A couple stopped dating after they found out they were siblings! We’re back on-air 17h April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the tin, guuuuuys: Never giving up! Only Fans Work Expense Yogurt Cannon! Ice Cream Ick! Largest Poo Ever Week In Review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuuys!!! We get into the Rave Cave playing all the songs from last night when we were celebrating Ricki-Lee's new song at Joel's! Tim's getting a haircut live on the show! Some court drama in the Glossys! When did you need to get the deed?  Aaaaand we get our caller of the week!   Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys!!! Let's do this: Blackers broke all the rules today and played Ricki-Lee's BRAND NEW single before the release date and played it twice! We hear Australia's first thoughts of this power anthem! Icks! We go through the list of ours! Which famous actor gifted all of his stuntmen $10,000 Rolex watches?! Aaaaand Urzila Carlson joins us live for a game of Quick Draw! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys!!! We're coming to you from Melbourne, betch: When did the yoghurt f**k you up? Blackers had a bit of a mishap with the yoghurt on the way here! What do you do heaps that you hate? Our digital guy Jermaine keeps getting Grindr notifications that he has to go through to eventually find a lover! Which famous 90s TV show is getting a reboot? Do you just love being nude?! This former football's wife interrupted his Cameo message in the nude! Did you keep it in the family? A husband cheated on his wife with her sister! Aaaand we play a LIVE game of Age Game with the staff in the Melbourne office!   Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! Let’s do this: Australian Idol winner Royston swings by to have a chat! What was in your food? This mum found fish eggs in her son’s fish fingers! What did you never give up on? A woman finally passed her driving test after 960 attempts! What did you get work to pay for? This OnlyFans user is claiming her boob job as a work expense! I aint worred about it! A French couple seems unphased by a massive fire while eating dinner! Aaaand we play a Joel Jivin’: Tickling The Ivories 2.0 version! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuuys! Here we goooo: Harry Styles was caught pashing Emily Ratakjowski in Tokyo and let’s talk about it! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag! Shawn Mendes got a bit of a burn! Everyone’s talking about this AI-generated image of the Pope! What did Mum help you cover up? You wouldn’t believe what the mum of Shakira’s ex did! Savage shop names! Check out these shop fronts in Bangkok! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the tin, guuuuuys: Are meatballs overrated?! Trackies chats! What will you NEVER do again?! What's your worst nightmare? Ever seen someone getting choo-chooed our on the choo-choo train? Week In Review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Let's get into it: We get into the Rave Cave and play all your requests! What do you just looooove to wear?! Shawn Mendes is rocking the crop top! Backhanded compliments! A 6"2 woman reckons men say she'd be pretty if she wasn't so tall! Which celeb does Nick (Yoghurt) Cannon regret not having a baby with? What did you accidentally do? Julia Fox has a confession. Embarrassing fails! Cee-Lo Green fell off a horse at the entrance of a party! We find our caller of the week and go through our week in review. Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuys!!! Let’s get into it: Adventure sports gone wrong!!! Someone’s bungee cord snaps. NO THANKS! Where did you lose Dad? A man lost his dad’s ashes after a 9-hour pub crawl! What would you immediately if you knew you were gonna die? A massive asteroid is coming to Earth closer than the moon! Is your relationship on the nose? First-cousins announce their relationship to the family Facebook group! Follow us on @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys!!! Here we go: What’s your worst nightmare?! We think this wedding that only serves water could be THE one! Is the feeling not mutual? Just have a look at Vladimir Putin’s reaction to Xi Jinping calling him his ‘good friend’… eeeeek! A lot of new info about Ed Sheeran’s out. We go through in the Glossys! Ever seen someone getting choo-chooed out on the choo choo train?! You won’t believe what happened at this train station in India! What did you accidentally do? Julia Fox apparently took a heavy drug accidentally! Aaaaand we spin the Wednesday Wheel to play a game of Insta Fame! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys!!!! Let’s do this: Sam Fischer joins us live in the studio for a game of Joel Jivin'! Trackies chats! A couple was turned away from a restaurant from wearing trackies… SAY WHATTTT?!! Pie bits! Britain’s favourite pie has officially been named and it’s not what you think! When did ya just have to go?! Molly Meldrum was caught having a wee at Rod Stewart’s concert. What will you never do again? Apparently Cameron Diaz is DONEZOOO with drama! A man who won the lottery died from a freak accident before finding out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us on the show to chat about Joe Biden's upcoming visit to Australia in May, his time in India and to condemn the actions at the anti-trans rally in Melbourne over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuuuys! Let’s get into it: Yeaahhh the boys! Fishing trip tales, we wanna hear them! This comes after a boy catches a great white shark! The Guinness Book of World Records just awarded the world’s hugest radish! Let’s talk about your faints! An anchor fainted on live TV! What did you do at work today? A PornHub moderator reveals they go through HOW MANY VIDEOS a day?! Family bombshells! This one is bonkers!!! Are meatballs overrated?! A woman fails her test because a meatball fell out of a sub and exited her test. Aaaand we go through your comments with Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guuuuuuyssss!! Here's our Best Of The Week - exactly what it says on the tin: Where'd the brawl break out?! One broke out at a cemetery! Did you go out of your way to be a d*ck?! A man jumped out of his car to destroy a snowman! Are you mad for porridge, fish or worms?! Wait til you find out what they found in a 2,400 year old corpse! What did you find out about mum or dad? Rob Lowe's son was shocked when he found out about his dad's sex tape! Aaaaand we get into our week in review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.