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Happy Tuesday, guuuuys! Let’s do this: What are the girls better at? Apparently they’re more efficient to go on the Mars mission, hear why! Side hustles! Wait til you find out what Euphora star, Sydney Sweeney’s is… you’ll never guess it! The Weeknd’s done with being The Weeknd! Find out more in the Glossys! Savage rumours! The Scomo/Engadine rumour has been put to rest! Worst drink in the world! It’s been announced and we reveal what it is. Family bombshells! This man is claiming to be Jay-Z’s son! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuuys!!! Joel’s currently covering Eurovision so his understudy, Karl Stefanovic is with us liiiiiive! Coronation Chat! There’s a lot here to unpack: from his glove, fake smiles, celebs finding seats to body doubles. We go through it all! What couldn’t you live without? This woman survived on just wine and lollies for 5 days! Who might’ve recorded a secret album?! Find out in Glossys! Hotel Horrors! A man woke up to a hotel employee sucking his toes! Aaand we go through your comments and DMs with Mailbag! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Did you break protocol? Here's why Russell Crowe wasn't invited to the King's Coronation! Joel goes through all his Eurovision tips before jetting off to Liverpool! Electric scooter chats! Did Ed Sheeran win his copyright trial? Let's find out in the Glossys! First gigs, let's talk about them!   Follow us at @rickileetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thursday, guuuuuysss! Let’s do this: Celebrity chef Khanh Ong joins us live to verse Joel in Quick Draw! Did your wish come true? A 92-year-old woman’s wish to see some hunky strippers did! That’s whole a** underwear city that divers found! What did you find out you got? Let’s talk about dysgraphia! What did your parents take you out of school for? This family got fined for taking the kids out. Who is Taylor Swift rumoured to be dating? Find out in the Glossys! Describe your session life in two words. Gwenyth Paltrow calls one of her exes ‘technically excellent’. Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys! Let’s get into it: Dumb dumb moments! Witness Elon Musk’s epic fail at the presentation of his Cybertruck! What gives you a high? A man drilled his own head to constantly stay high! Sad tourist snaps! A Seinfeld star was found dead partially eaten by vultures! Which Superbowl half time show got the most views? Find out in Glossys! How did you end it? A woman is accused of insulin poisoning her 5th husband. Aaand we play a game of Cost Of Living! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on IG!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betttttch, let’s get into this Tuesday: MET GALA!! Oh yes, we’re going through the looks and what went down on those steps! Bad Tatts! Let’s hear about them. A man got a fringe tattoo! Did Dad move in on your girlfriend? An NFL draft reckons his dad hit on his girl and he’s got footage to prove it! Which Hollywood star has been picked to lead the Gladiator reboot? Find out in the Glossys! Workplace injuries! Channing Tatum burnt his peen! How did you end it? A woman was accused of poisoning her fifth husband by giving him an insulin overdose! Aaaand we end the show with Joel Jivin: The Big Oh Edition! Follow us on @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuys! Let’s get into it: Childish habits… what are yours?! Warren Buffett has eating habits of a 6-year-old! We get into your messages and comments with Mailbag! What made you faint? This fan fainted after Harry Styles fistbump her! What’s your favourite statue? This mermaid statue has a bit of a bum! When did you have to come clean?! A man with a micropenis explains how he pulls! Where did you get the big O?! This concert goer apparently gets off at symphonies! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys! Let's do it: What do you want to celebrate today? We're celebrating the end of James Corden on The Late Late Show! Inappropriate costumes! This influencer takes the cake. Which Real Housewives series is getting a reboot? Find out in the Glossys! What's your best insult? This ESPN anchor got fired for calling a colleague the worst one! Vintage wine... don't be having a glass while we talk about this! What happens near your house? Wait 'til you hear what's going on near Lewis Capaldi's home... Aaaand we end the show with our Caller Of The Week! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re across the country today…. LITERALLY! Here we go: Sheppard joins us live in the studio for a game of Quick Draw! What’s ya weird food combo?! Check out this weeeeiiirdd pizza combo! What did you do to get out of school? This kid slashed her mum’s tyres! What was in your body? A woman felt a buzzing in her ear… turns out it was a spider!! How’d ya end up in the wrong bed? A man is suing a hotel because a stranger got into his bed naked! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok and @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from the public holiday… it’s Wednesday, guuuuys! Let’s do this: How long did you last on the job?! Apparrently Gen Z’s are the most difficult workers according to employers! How many have you got on the go? An OnlyFans model says men are intimidated by her so she dates online! Bean box! People are putting baked beans in people’s letterboxes! We play a game of Age Game! Aaaand dance music legend Fatboy Slim joins us live in the studio! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God it’s Monday, guuuuuuys! Let’s do this: How out of the loop are you? A fan shazams Tiny Dancer at an Elton John concert! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag! Food facts! People are finding out how Parmesan cheese is made and WE ARE DISGUSTED! The world’s sexiest woman has been revealed. We find out who it is in the Glossys! Wrong place, wrong time! A man died after getting hit by a flying cow. You gotta hear this story! Do you see someone you put in jail? This woman has a bizarre kidnapping story and she says she’ll visit them when they’re locked up! What are you really good at? Listen to this queefing record breaker! Follow us on @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the tin, guuuuuys: Things we missed! Worst Gig Ever? What do you love to watch? Gnarly Smells! Wasting Time! Week In Review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuuys! Let’s end the week well: We start it off with a Karaoke edition of the Rave Cave! What did you get away with?! A convict strolled out of prison dressed up as a cellmate! What song is everyone asking Katy Perry to sing at the Coronation?! What did your school make you do?! One school hosts a licking competition! It’s been 17 years since the launch of YouTube! We then reveal our caller of the week and our week in review! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok and @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! Let’s do this: Standup comedian Becky Lucas joins us for a game of Quick Draw! What unhinged thing happened today? Eclipse season has begun! Are you in Pity City? This CEO tells employees not to worry about bonuses! Frank Ocean has cancelled his next Coachella performance. Who’s replacing him?! What did you waste your time doing?! This cyclist made a dinosaur path! Annnd session doll chats! People are wanting one of a certain royal to be made. Follow us on @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackers' got some gooood goss! His mate is working for The White Lotus and let the official location slip through... you'd wanna hear this!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys! How’d ya get em?! A woman gets revenge by planting a smelly trap for ex using an octopus! Gamers, where you at?! This gamer spent $500,000 on a digital gun & knife! Jeopardy is coming to Australia! Guess which legend is hosting it?! Kissin’ tips! An influencer cut her tongue to try and be a better kisser! Fisting! This small town in the UK settles scores with bare-knuckled fights! Aaaand we play a new game on the Wednesday Wheel! Follow us on @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileeetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! Let’s do this or what: Worst gig ever!!! Let’s talk about the abysmal set that Frank Ocean did at Coachella! Death Row Killa! This guy’s last feed is absolutely heccazzz! ‘MMMerica: Listen how this pizza delivery guy stopped a high-speed chase with his ankle! Glossys: Guess which 2000’s US star is joining Neighbours! What do you love to watch? We found this DISGUSTING rejected segment from Fear Factor that will 100% make you vom! Did they really hate the partner?! A groom died after opening an explosive parent gifted by the bride’s ex! Aaaand we finish the show with a game of Joel Jivin: Bands with numbers edition! Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God it’s Monday, guuuuuys! We’re back after a bit of a break: Things we missed! We get updated on eeeeeverything we’ve missed during our break. Wild private jet stories… we heard all the goss from a private jet crew! Leo’s hitting up another gal, find out whose boo he’s prowling on. Preposterous proposal! This woman thought she was getting kidnapped… nup, it was a proposal! Are you mad for feet?! We go through Hollywood’s hottest foot scenes! Aaaand we go through your messages with Mailbag Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! We’re back Monday, guuuuuys. Let’s do this: Are you mad for porridge, fish or worms? This is what was found in the stomach of a 2,400 year old corpse! Did you go out of your way to be a dick? A man jumped out of his car to destroy a snowman! What do you blame on Sambucca? Let’s get into Prince Harry’s drunk tangle! What do you find out about Mum or Dad? Rob Lowe’s son was shocked when he found out about his dad’s tape! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, we’re back liiiive on Monday! But for now, here are our best bits: How long did ya stay in the job? Disney’s longest serving employee dies at 87! What are the gals better at? The Pope reckons females are better at their job than most men! How do you wanna die? Scientists reveal the worst ways to die! Meghan Trainor joins us live in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw! We’re back on-air 17th April! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.