Kate, Tim & Marty

The Grammys delivered drama, fashion, and a very awkward apology—was it finally Beyoncé’s year? Taylor Swift’s red carpet choice has us decoding, and Joel’s convinced the Sydney office is haunted… by a pervy ghost.

Science has officially lost the plot—apparently, rubbing men’s underarm sweat on your lips can help you relax, boost your mood, and even regulate your cycle. A new study from the University of Pennsylvania has gone viral, and we’re diving into the wildest details. Could this be the ultimate (and grossest) stress reliever, or just another bizarre internet trend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re throwing it back 25 years with a nostalgic deep dive into the biggest songs and moments from the year 2000. Plus, we chat with Wheatus about Teenage Dirtbag turning 25—yes, we sang it, and yes, it was bad. In the Glossys, we cover the FireAid benefit concert in LA. Then, things take a turn—would you rub men's underarm sweat on your lips for relaxation? A study says you should. Also, a UK woman is convicted in Britain’s first “cyber-farting” case (yes, really), and science confirms pasta makes people happy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We caught up with Wheatus frontman Brendan B. Brown on the 25th anniversary of Teenage Dirtbag! He’s celebrating in Sydney, and we chat about Aussie crowds, touring with his wife, and whether “dirtbag” is part of his everyday vocab. Oh, and we may or may not have belted out the full song (badly) behind the scenes… and Brendan wants the footage. Should we send it?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever heard of DIY gone too far? Dr. Chen, a Taiwanese surgeon, performed his own vasectomy and posted it online—racking up over 4 million views! Calling it a “gift for his wife,” he assured everyone he’s fully qualified (but still… WHAT?!). The post-snip night was a little rough, but by morning, he was back to normal. Would you ever trust yourself with the snip? Let’s get into it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, betch, and the stories today are wild. A girl survived a 9,000-meter skydiving fall, an elderly woman mistook an airport conveyor belt for an escalator (yep, she rode her luggage through the rubber curtain), and a woman thought she was dating Brad Pitt… until she realized she'd sent a scammer $1.3 million! Joel shares the time he yelled something truly horrific to his fiancee Jack in his sleep—and we even call Jack to get his side of the story. Plus, Paul Rudd, Jack Black, and Thandiwe Newton were spotted having a cheeky drink in Queensland, and Tom Gleeson joins us for his first-ever Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hard Quiz king himself, Tom Gleeson, joined us to play Quick Draw for the very first time! Did his trivia skills help, or did he completely crumble under pressure? Plus, we chat about the tenth season of Hard Quiz, the time Tom won a Gold Logie, and his gig as the host of Taskmaster Australia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine being on a hijacked plane, staring at a guy wearing a bomb belt. What do you do? If you're Ben Innes, you smile and ask for a selfie with the hijacker. Yep, this actually happened. The photo, which resurfaced online, helped authorities confirm that the bomb was fake—but Ben didn’t know that at the time! We break down this absolutely unhinged moment in history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In case you missed it, Tim created a joke in the car and decided not to tell until this very moment. So... here is the WORLD PREMIERE of Tim's joke. And it's not that bad, actually.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strap in, betch—this one's chaotic! A man on a hijacked plane decided the best course of action was to snap a selfie with the hijacker. We unpack the madness. Plus, a guy cooked a full steak at a traffic light, a whale swiped right on love and swam 13,000km for it, and Tim debuts a joke he thought of in the car—will it land, or will it bomb? Also, what’s the craziest thing you’ve fit in your mouth? One guy managed an entire whisk—you won’t believe how. And we spin the Wednesday Wheel for a round of Google Off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The FireAid benefit concert for the LA fires is shaping up to be the charity event of the year, with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry already locked in. But hold onto your VIP passes—Tim's got the inside scoop that Harry Styles and Justin Bieber might be making a surprise appearance! Will they hit the stage, or is it all just smoke and mirrors? We break down the whispers, the hype, and why this gig is set to be massive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, betches! It's our first show of 2025, and things are already getting wild. We kicked things off by catching up on everything we missed during the break, including Ricki's Aspen adventure (spoiler: snowboarding isn’t her thing). Meanwhile, Tim’s Instagram is acting suss, following random Trump accounts—how does that even happen? From DIY vasectomies to a mum wanting cameras in her son’s dorm room (seriously, get off!), we’re diving into the chaos. Plus, Tim shares a hot take on Earth, Wind & Fire at Fireaid. To top it all off, Joel Jivin' is back with a bang in the Betches Are Back edition. Oh, and RIP to jokes—they’re dying, but not on this show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime... Ricki shares a champagne cork story so chaotic, it left her with an accidental self-inflicted concussion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime, let's take you back to this... It's been confirmed two of Australia's once favourite reality shows have been axed by Channel 10.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime, let's take you back to this... Oh God, get ready to absolutely CLENCH when you hear this story... because it is wild af. A huge eel was found in this man's ass! Nuff said... you gotta hear the full story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime, let's take you back to this... Meghan Markle's co-star reveals her wedding with Prince Harry smelled 'really terrible!'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th... but in the meantime, let's take you back to one of our most favourite moments last year. Our very own Joel is getting married to his partner Jack and I'm not crying, you're crying! Listen to the announcement now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime... It turns out high school grudges die hard—even if you're Taylor Swift! TikTok creator Jessica McLane has gone viral claiming she went to the same high school as Taylor and spilled the tea that most people didn’t like her back then. Fast forward three years, and Taylor invited her entire senior class to the CMA Awards, leaving everyone scratching their heads at the time. It wasn’t until 2022 that Jessica pieced it all together and called Taylor “a petty bitch” for the move. Honestly, we’re here for Taylor's long-game revenge era—high school beef hits different!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th, but in the meantime... Ricki-Lee drops a bombshell about her cover of KISS’s I Was Made For Loving You—she won’t see a single cent from it! During a chat about copyright battles over Sisqo's Thong Song, she explains how a sample dispute means the money train has left the station without her. Plus, we dive into the world of music royalties, and it’s not as pretty as it sounds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live January 28th and.... We love the news, especially our girl Sandra Sully! She did a whoopsie and accidentally misread an autocue on last night's edition of 10 News First. Hear it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.