Kate, Tim & Marty

It’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air—along with some highly questionable relationship choices. Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? One couple swears by it, but we’re not convinced. Meanwhile, a man gets fully swallowed by a humpback whale, and it’s all caught on camera! Chelsea Handler proves she’s the queen of petty revenge, Madonna spills on her new album, and a woman goes to jail for stabbing her boyfriend over chips. Plus, New Music Friday, Caller of the Week, and a chaotic Week in Review!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dump Day, Short Kings & A Very Unlucky Bed Wetter America has a brand-new top dog, and it’s a Giant Schnauzer making history! Meanwhile, the Backstreet Boys are heading to Vegas, and a wild new study reveals a surprising perk of being short. Plus, we unpack why so many people break up right before Valentine’s Day, how half of young men have never asked someone out in person, and which celeb is out here exposing their ex for wetting the bed. Oh, and Below Deck Down Under’s Captain Jason joined us for Quick Draw—and the girls and gays are absolutely swooning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C'mon gals, we're going to Vegas in July. Ricki was so excited to announce this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Titanic Mayhem, Cocaine Wine & A Song That’ll Ruin Your Day Ever heard a song that instantly sends you into a rage? One Aussie influencer has, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, we chat about Qantas’ brand-new uniform redesign—will it be high fashion or just high-vis? We’ve got your Aussie Idol recap, the latest on The White Lotus premiere, and why Mandy Moore is calling out Amazon. And in one of Hollywood’s strangest mysteries, we uncover what sent Titanic’s cast and crew into full-blown chaos on set. Buckle up, betch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final day of filming Titanic, all hell broke loose. Crew members were hallucinating, one demanded to see a priest, and the director of photography led a full-on conga line. Even James Cameron himself was completely out of it. Nearly 80 people were rushed to the hospital after a mysterious incident involving the crew’s lunch—but who did it and why? Was it a prank, revenge, or something more sinister? To this day, no one knows. Buckle up for one of Hollywood’s weirdest unsolved mysteries!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

E-A-G… Oh No! Eagles, Spelling Fails & AI Valentines We’re breaking down all the chaos from Super Bowl LIX, including the Philadelphia Mayor’s disastrous attempt at the Eagles chant. That leads us straight into a spelling bee, where Joel crashes and burns. Plus, one influencer’s dog destroys his Lamborghini, the Village People want to sue Jim Jeffries, and Diplo casually admits to tripping on acid four times a week. Oh, and people are sending Valentine’s gifts to an AI influencer—the future is weird, betch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reckon you're bad at spelling? No way near as bad as Joel. Have a L.I.S.T.E.N. to this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re diving into everything from this year’s Superbowl, including Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show. One mum is getting roasted for making her daughter’s bed way too high—like, ladder required high. We go through your messages in Mailbag, recap last night’s Australian Idol, and freak out over Tate McRae’s eerily accurate Superbowl score prediction from 2023. Plus, what would you ooze? One guy on the carnivore diet started oozing cholesterol—yep, it’s as gross as it sounds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you a full blown psychic? Tate McRae must just be. Listen to her predict the EXACT 2025 Superbowl scores back in 2023!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the words of Havana Brown, do you have a big banana? In the case of this lady named Kate, she was curious as to why the banana she had was so big. Turns out it was a double surprise!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us is now the official CPR anthem—so next time you’re saving a life, rap along. A woman found a freaky double banana and of course made it a whole event. In the Glossys, Sarah Michelle Gellar hints at a Buffy revival, Meghan Markle’s old palace nickname resurfaces, and Travis Kelce gets caught in a top hat lie. Plus, a pilot shoots his shot with an OnlyFans creator, and we play our new game: RIP—Real or Fake?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever needed to do a number two on a date?

Today’s show has everything—from nightmare roommates to unflushable disasters! A rental ad has gone viral for its ridiculous housemate criteria—would you live there? Meanwhile, Redfoo from LMFAO has swapped party rock for pro tennis, and let’s just say… the scoreline wasn’t pretty. A BBC newsreader had a Marge Simpson moment on air, Meghan Markle’s good deed backfired spectacularly, and Ricky Gervais went straight for the jugular with a savage X post. Plus, a date-night disaster involving an unflushable poo and a rescue mission. Oh, and Natalie Bassingthwaighte drops by for Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie Bassingthwaighte drops by to spill on whether Olivia Rodrigo borrowed the riff from 'Voodoo Child'—and she doesn't hold back! Plus, we get the inside scoop on how things are going in her love life, and surprise—she’s working on a project with her partner. And of course, we put her to the ultimate test: Quick Draw with Joel! Will she rise to the occasion or crumble under the pressure? Listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looking to book a flight to Japan and you're fresh out of a rello? Ricki's got the MOST AMAZING REASON for you to go...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An NBL champ landed right in Joel’s lap—literally—and you won’t believe what he said to him after. Plus, did you boycott a brand? Great Northern Brewing Company has people up in arms, and we unpack why. Meanwhile, Japan is proving once again that it’s elite, offering cuddle buddies and handsome men to wipe your tears (sign us up!). Over in the Glossys, Kanye’s red carpet stunt with Bianca worked exactly as planned. And finally—where do you hide things? Because one bloke thought a fake scrotum was the perfect spot…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melbourne United’s Matthew Dellavedova had a very close encounter with Joel during the NBL’s Pride Round, and let’s just say… Joel made the most of the moment. From hoops to hilarious sideline chaos, we break down exactly what went down when an NBL champion ended up right in his lap—plus, the unexpected thing Joel whispered to him after. You need to hear this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is an absolute mess—in the best way possible. We kick things off with Finneas throwing shade (sort of?) at Brisbane, while Sydney locals are up in arms over a "too modern" public toilet. Then, in a truly grim twist, a British tourist’s holiday goes horribly wrong thanks to a dodgy Chicken Carbonara. Ricki-Lee gives us the scoop on Australian Idol, while the Glossy’s are packed with Drake’s dad giving zero sh*ts about Kendrick Lamar, Kanye whispering sketchy things to Bianca, and Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter finally burying the hatchet. Then we hit a wild story about a male stripper exposing bridal party secrets (yikes), a hilariously awkward political door-knocker, and an entire plane suffering through one anonymous passenger’s gas. Oh, and we recap last week's fart tangent—because apparently, we just can’t help ourselves. Finally, Joel wraps it up with a Beeefin’ edition of Joel Jivin’. Let’s go!See omnystudio.com/listener for p

We ask the question 'was your fart a work of art?' and geez, didn't we get the best caller! This fan admitted he farted on our very own gassy girl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So sorry to our Executive Producer Dani who was really eager to take a candle (that was gifted to the show) home, but Mr. I Have Everything - Joel Creasey decided to steal it! And on top of that, he didn't even pay the check for a coffee date that he said he'd shout. Listen to this chat that EXPOSES the "People's Prince" as a Grade-A thief!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.