Miami Comedy Podcast

For more satirical takes on Miami, visit https://miamicomedy.comIf you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountab

Hey, it’s Manny Garavito.If you live in Miami, used to live in Miami, or just moved here and want to discover and share everything funny about the 305 lifestyle, this is the podcast to subscribe to.The Miami Comedy Podcast is where locals get involved. You recommend the topics, jump into the livestream, and even become a virtual guest during the recordings. It’s real commentary, real jokes, and real Miami stories, told the way locals actually talk about this city.Subscribe here on Spotify, and let’s laugh every day in Miami.

Visit https://miamicomedy.com to see what’s coming up and stay tapped into the funny happening in Miami.In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I break down how flex culture in Miami has officially hit its ceiling and what happens when attention stops rewarding the same old, same old. We talk about influencers chasing dopamine, clout turning into evidence, and why the city keeps pushing people to go further just to feel something. It’s raw commentary, and honest observations about the Miami lifestyle, the addiction, and the line nobody realizes they’ve crossed until engagement becomes courtroom evidence.(00:00) Introduction and Welcome(00:07) Trending Topics in Miami(01:18) The Obsession with Attention(03:07) The First Amendment and Controversy(05:11) The Dopamine Business in Miami(07:56) A Positive Spin on Attention(10:42) Conclusion and Upcoming Shows

Visit miamicomedy.com to see upcoming shows, join the VIP text list, and get plugged into everything Miami Comedy before you listen.In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we break down a very Miami-specific phenomenon, the kind of robberies that do not involve masks, weapons, or force, just flirting, comfort, and bad decisions. Inspired by recent Miami news headlines, we riff on how money, nightlife, alcohol, and emotional vulnerability collide in this city, why there is no legal term for being seduced into giving everything away, and how “seductive robbery” plays out in dating, partying, strip clubs, and relationships. It’s satirical, blunt, and painfully relatable, mixing humor, pop culture references, and real-life cautionary advice about living a more normal life in the city.(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome(00:23) Miami's Unique Robbery Problem(01:28) The Art of Seductive Robbery(02:46) Precautions for Men in Miami(03:44) Living a Low-Key Life(07:16) The Strip Club Phenomenon(11:28) Pers

Visit MiamiComedy.com to tap into this episode and get ahead of the conversation for the next.In this episode, we riff on why Miami energy doesn’t move for weather, it moves for culture, opportunity, and vibes, and how that same logic somehow makes Greenland the funniest and weirdest next chapter. This episode breaks down overcrowding, optics, money, migration, and Miami hustle logic in a way that’s hilarious, sharp, and uncomfortably accurate, mixing real-world headlines with pure Miami imagination. You’ll laugh, you’ll question reality a little, and you’ll walk away seeing Miami, and the rest of the world, in a healthy relationship towards the future.(00:00) Introduction and Opening Remarks(00:09) Comedy and Online Personas(00:57) Greenland: The New Frontier(03:13) Miami Culture in Greenland(05:31) Greenland to Miami: A Cultural Exchange(11:59) Upcoming Miami Comedy Shows(12:38) Conclusion and Community Updates

Visit MiamiComedy.com to see upcoming shows, join the live podcast, and tap into the Miami comedy scene.This episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast is a funny, honest breakdown of where Miami is headed and why living here feels like being smart enough to see the patterns but wild enough to enjoy them anyway. We riff on UM football culture and mascots, quiet money vs loud money, Doral rising while Brickell exhausts itself, downtown turning into a real nightlife strip again, nightlife getting repetitive, food trends shifting beyond tacos and burgers, and why micro-influencers and community builders are shaping the next version of Miami. It’s relaxed, observational, self-aware comedy for people who get the city and still choose the lifestyle.(00:00) What Does CFP Even Mean? UM Football and Mascot Energy(01:26) My 2026 Miami Bingo Card(02:05) Doral’s Quiet Money Era(08:02) Why Downtown Might Actually Be Fun Again(10:06) Miami Nightlife Is Tired and It Knows It(13:04) We’ve Hit Taco, Pizza, Burger Saturation(15:07) L

For upcoming comedy shows, live podcasts, and everything we’re building in Miami, head to miamicomedy.comThis episode is a funny, honest look at how to keep your life together while living in Miami, a place designed to distract you. We break down why pulling up is expensive and staying home is compound interest, how boredom is secretly a flex, why rush hour kills productivity, and how discipline actually works for people who can see the matrix and still enjoy living in it. If you’ve been in Miami long enough to see it change, or you moved here and quickly realized self-improvement hits different in this city, this one will feel uncomfortably familiar in the best way.(00:00) Introduction and New Year's Resolutions in Miami(01:53) The Miami Exit Strategy(03:35) The Calendar Exit Strategy(05:27) The Pre-Exit Compliment(07:01) The Parking Commitment Test(08:13) Becoming a Morning Person(11:42) The Power of Do Not Disturb(13:35) Muting Social Media Temptations(15:26) The Power of Balance in Spending(19:05) Emb

Visit MiamiComedy.com to see where we’re performing, grab tickets, and get tapped into the Miami comedy scene.In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying.(00:00) Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy(01:01) Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful(02:51) Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear(06:50) Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy(09:14) Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests(13:24) Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidenc

Visit MiamiComedy.com to join the community and get notified for new episodes, live shows, and all the wild Miami stories we turn into comedy.This episode breaks down why Miami secretly needs corruption to stay Miami. From Vice City vibes to Bitcoin mayors to politicians doing “honest” crime with a wink, we explore how the corruption gives the city its identity and why a wholesome Miami would be the most boring plot twist of all.(00:00) Warming Up the Mic(00:22) Why Miami's Corruption Is Our Signature Sazón(02:31) The Daily Entertainment of Watching This City Misbehave(06:43) How Miami Treated COVID Like a Side Quest(08:29) Can Miami Survive If We Clean Up Our Act?(15:34) A Quick Detour Into the Comedy We Create Weekly(17:10) Closing Rants and Your Invitation to Pull Up

Visit MiamiComedy.com and unlock all the fun we’ve got going on in the 305. Shows, clips, comedy coaching, skits - laugh everyday in Miami.This week’s episode dives into another year for Art Basel season in Miami, where the city turns into one giant obstacle course of traffic, wristbands, fake VIPs, and people who somehow sneak into places you didn’t even know existed. We go live and we break down why December here feels like a spiritual test, how Basel becomes a competitive sport. It’s Miami satire, local culture, and party logic all rolled into this episode.(00:00) Kicking This Year's Basel Off(00:06) Why December in Miami Feels Like a Boss Fight(01:03) The Holiday Side Quests(03:33) Art Basel: The Networking Battle Begins(08:06) Status Flexing Season: Miami’s Social Olympics(10:28) The Art of Sneaking In(21:53) Basel Hangovers and Post-Year Clarity(25:01) Alright, I’m Out — Episode Wrap-Up

For more Miami Comedy skits, podcasts, and live stand up comedy events visit: https://miamicomedy.comI rant about how every holiday in Miami is a coordinated attack on your abs, your bank account, and your sanity, then accidentally discover that the only real path to wealth is sobriety, celibacy, and avoiding Art Basel wristbands.(00:00) Warming Up the Turkey Thoughts(00:52) The Real Miami Thanksgiving Menu, Featuring Zero Turkey(01:51) Eating Like a Menace and Surviving Your Family(03:09) Latino Holiday Mode, Powered by Pork and Chaos(04:24) Card Games, Generational Trauma, and Slapping the Table(06:45) Fake New Year Resolutions While Amazon Empties Your Wallet(09:52) Art Basel, Wristband Scams, and Miami’s Party Hunger Games(12:10) Valentine’s Day, Miami Women, and Going Broke for Love(14:11) Spring Break, Fourth of July, and Every Other Reason You Black Out(22:41) Considering Opting Out of Holidays Forever(24:49) Comedy Shows, Coaching Brags, and Miami Nightlife Wins(27:19) Wrapping Up and Begging You to F

Pull up to MiamiComedy.com and tap into the comedy civilization we’ve been building out here.In this episode, I tell the Miami Comedy origin story like a Thanksgiving myth, from landing on the Comedy Mayflower to learning the rituals of the old-school Miami elders, surviving the broke years, rebelling against bad venue deals, navigating the pandemic invasion of newcomers, drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution, and watching this whole thing grow into its own wild little nation. It’s part history parody, part personal journey, part gratitude letter to the city that shaped me.(00:00) Setting the Table for the Miami Comedy Thanksgiving Story(01:11) Landing on the Comedy Mayflower and Quitting Corporate(02:10) The Four-Year Famine of a Broke Comedian(02:51) Meeting the Elders of Miami and Learning the Rituals(03:54) Building Brickell Rock One Bar Show at a Time(05:41) The Miami Comedy Tea Party Rebellion(06:24) 2020, When the New World Invaded Miami(07:31) Drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution and Starting the R

For more Miami Comedy podcasts, live shows, memes, skits and more, visit: https://miamicomedy.comIn this episode of The Miami Comedy Podcast, we deliver a comedic confessional about surviving the Magic City without losing your soul. From corrupt politics to wild nightlife, from overpriced rent to the holy trinity of weed, food, and bad decisions. This is Miami gratitude at its most honest.It’s also a love letter to a city that tests your patience, your bank account, and your character… but somehow still makes you thankful to live here. If you’ve ever prayed for parking, dodged an influencer, or found enlightenment in traffic, this one’s for you.(00:00) Cold Fronts & Hot Takes: When Miami Hits 48 Degrees(00:29) Runway Brickell: The Emergency Hoodie Fashion Show(01:44) Giving Thanks, Miami Style: Gratitude with a Side of Sass(02:32) Superficial but Spiritual: Finding Yourself Between BBLs(06:11) Nightlife Survival Guide: Praying Before the Perreo(08:52) Corruption & Comfort: The Honest Crooks of the 305

For more podcast episodes, stand up comedy shows in Miami, sketches, and more, visit: https://miamicomedy.comMiami’s new “Fountain” arches on I-395 are more than concrete. They are a billion dollar Miami mirror. We talk why endless construction feels like home, why the city basically got a BBL, how Brickell turned into a cardio cult, and why the Statue of Litberty belongs on the skyline. Flashy. Expensive. Suspicious. In other words, Miami.(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy(00:03) The Arches Still Ain’t Done(01:01) Traffic Is Our Love Language(02:00) Construction Is Culture(03:17) Miami’s Billion-Dollar BBL(10:35) Brickell: Cardio and Coping(18:19) How to Look Rich in Miami(23:17) The Statue of Litberty(26:55) New Shows and Final Thoughts

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, sketches, blogs, videos, and more visit: https://miamicomedy.com(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome(00:12) Florida Went Open Carry so Miami Went Open Scary(01:35) Concealed Keeps the Peace, Open Makes You the Main Character(02:59) Road Rage Becomes The Lexus-ist — Rated R for Road Rage(05:26) Florida Man Energy Surrounds Miami Like a Moat(06:38) Presence Is a Threat: Tow Trucks, Tickets, and Tip Money(07:46) Live Chat Chaos: Never Argue With a Strapped Meter Maid(12:31) Tropical Camo and Tommy Bahama Tactical: Pimp My Glock(15:02) Guns Make Me Nervous, Please Stop Cleaning That in Your Living Room(15:57) GTA Logic: Miami Trying to Match the Video Game(18:13) Why Everyone Keeps Watching Miami — The City Has a FYP(19:16) Attention Economy With Glitter Pistols and Neon News(21:25) This Is Just Miami Being More Miami: Open Carry Edition(22:11) Prevention Over Protection: Drive Like God Is Watching(24:45) Short, Smart, Bilingual — The Survival Kit Boyfriend(30:35) Comedy Shows

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, live stand up comedy etc. visit: https://miamicomedy.comMiami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101(26:20) Spanish Crash

For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, stand up comedy and laughing everyday, visit: https://miamicomedy.comEver notice how influencers in Miami act like they’re selling some of that good stuff? In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we dive into the wild world of social media addiction—why influencers sound like hype-crack dealers, how chasing likes feels like a drug, and what kind of Miami-specific influencers we actually need (from the undercover cop vlogger to the guy reviewing which bars are worth waking up in jail for). It’s satire, stand-up, and a little too real all served up on a hot spoon.(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy—Where Likes Are the Real Currency(00:03) Miami Influencers: Crackheads with Ring Lights(01:12) Social Media = The New Cocaine(03:09) Dancing for the Algorithm Like It Pays Rent(08:49) Fame Hits Different in Miami (and Mostly at 3AM)(11:29) Two Addictions: Content or Attention? Pick Your Poison(22:44) Dopamine Cleanse: Phone in Jail, Brain on Parole(25:15) Addicted to Scrolling

Catch more Miami Comedy — podcasts, live stand-up, sketches, and raw social commentary — at miamicomedy.comMiami calls itself a cultural city, but our performing arts scene is either Lady Gaga at Kaseya or a crackhead breakdancing in the Publix parking lot. No in-between, no community, just bottle sparklers pretending to be art. This episode rips open the lie and asks — when do regular Miamians finally get a stage?(00:00) Welcome to the Madness(00:15) Miami Arts: Gaga or Crackhead?(01:41) Jazz in Miami = Background Noise(06:56) Pop Culture NPCs Unite(12:25) Bottle Sparklers as Performance Art(20:32) The 80% Nobody Markets To(26:11) The Next Era of Miami

For more podcasts, skits, live comedy shows and more, visit miamicomedy.comIf you live in Miami, shady people aren’t a maybe, they’re a guarantee. This episode shows you how to spot ’em before they drain your wallet, your energy, or your sanity.(00:00) Welcome to the Shade(00:41) Chat vs. Shady People(01:23) The Character Test(02:14) Instagram Never Lies(03:48) FU Money = Freedom(06:43) Main Character Syndrome(11:01) Money Drunk and Power Hungry(15:00) Attention Economy Gone Wrong(18:02) Drama Dealers(22:18) Keep Your Word or Keep Walking(25:37) The Miami Shade Cycle

Laugh everyday in Miami: Skits, podcasts, live stand up comedy shows and more. Visit: miamicomedy.comThis episode breaks down Miami’s ad playbook, from billboards selling fear, sex, and lawsuits to flyers with DJs nobody knows but everyone FOMOs into seeing.(00:00) “Welcome to the Billboard Jungle”(00:28) “Why Miami Ads Hit Different”(01:24) “FOMO: Miami’s Real Currency”(05:21) “Quick Cash or Quick Crash?”(07:44) “Cologne, Chains, and Celebrity Flexing”(10:27) “Punching Up: Blame the Rich, Blame the Politicians”(18:47) “Parking Scams: Miami’s Side Hustle”(22:40) “Florida: Wild but Worth It”(23:37) “Punching Down: Mugshots, Fights, and Drunk Fails”(25:48) “Take It Away: Fear-Based Marketing 101”(27:17) “STD Ads Meet Therapy Ads”(31:31) “Sex Sells… Especially with Baby Oil”(34:00) “BBLs, Botched Jobs, and Big Business”(39:48) “Vintage Ads: Strip Clubs on Taxi Cabs”(41:06) “Micro-Influencers: Miami’s New Billboards”(44:02) “How to Become Miami-Influencer Famous”(46:04) “Final Thoughts Before I Get Sued”