Miami Comedy Podcast

For more podcast episodes, skits, and live stand up comedy in Miami, visit https://miamicomedy.comBrickell looks like luxury on Instagram, but in this episode we break down the shoebox apartments, the nightlife, the dating scene, and whether Miami’s most expensive neighborhood is actually overrated.(00:00) Welcome to Miami’s Shoebox Podcast(00:04) Is Brickell Overrated or Just Overpriced?(00:51) Luxury Life (Without a Closet)(01:18) Brickell Flood Watch: Bring a Raft(02:06) Times Square Energy, Miami Stress(03:04) $3K Rent = Studio With a Stove(04:13) Apartment Hunting or Ghost Hunting?(06:26) Brickell Nights: 24/7 Chaos(11:42) Can You Actually Find Love in Brickell?(14:03) Roommates, Air Mattresses, and Awkward Neighbors(15:29) The Perks: Adventure or Anxiety?(20:32) Brickell Key (VIP Gated Flex)(23:17) Is Brickell Worth It? You Decide

Visit MiamiComedy.com for live comedy shows, skits, and more podcast episodes. Today we break down why Miami is great to visit but tough to live in, roasting everything from luxury high-rises with corporate logos, unbearable heat, traffic jams, and the influencer economy that keeps the city looking good while slowly driving its residents out.(00:00) Welcome to Miami… and Goodbye to Half the Population(00:35) Living in Miami: The Honeymoon Ends Fast(03:41) Cost of Living: $15 Smoothies & Rent That Hurts Your Feelings(05:57) Real Estate Roulette: High Rises, HOA Fees & The $840M Goodbye Arches(17:38) The ‘Silicon Swamp’: Tech Dreams & Economic Plot Twists(22:17) Weather Woes: The Sun That Melts Your Willpower(22:45) Summer Slump: When Miami Takes a Nap(22:59) The AC Fee: Miami’s Hottest New Cover Charge(23:20) Weather Control Conspiracies: Ron DeSantis Says ‘Hands Off My Storms’(26:35) Taxes: The Bill That Follows the Party(37:25) The Traffic Conundrum: Gridlock as a Lifestyle(42:24) The Influencer

Welcome to the comedy roast of New Year’s resolutions—the little lies we all tell ourselves before scarfing down pastelitos and ghosting the gym by mid-January. In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on why most resolutions fail harder than a drunk text to your ex. From six-pack dreams to learning four languages when you barely know how to spell “gunna,” we’re breaking down the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain doomed resolutions. Oh, and we’re reading your hilarious submissions—yes, we’re all in this mess together. Stick around for some laughs, questionable advice, and a solid reason to stop pretending you’re cutting carbs in Miami. (Spoiler alert: Croquetas and pan de bono would never betray you like that.) Plus, find out how to join us for live comedy shows that are guaranteed to bring the laughs—no gym memberships or 5 AM alarms required! Chapters: (00:00) The Flan-Filled Introduction to Resolutions (00:18) Why Resolutions Are the Gym Memberships of Goals (01:16) The Most Commonly Failed R

New Year’s Eve in Miami is like the Olympics of partying—every neighborhood competes to outdo the other. From South Beach’s rooftop glamour to Brickell’s LinkedIn-worthy vibes, Wynwood’s artsy chaos, Coconut Grove’s laid-back charm, and Little Havana’s salsa-fueled fiesta, there’s a spot for every kind of party animal. Come see me live at a Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com In this video, I’ll walk you through the best places to celebrate, sprinkle in some humor, and help you avoid rookie mistakes—like losing your flip-flops or ending up on a random yacht you can’t afford. So, whether you’re sipping overpriced cocktails or dancing with someone’s abuela in Little Havana, I’ve got you covered. Hit play, and let’s make sure you kick off 2025 the right way—Miami-style. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

If I had to sum up this latest podcast episode, it’s basically a hilarious deep dive into how Art Basel turns Miami into the ultimate FOMO Olympics. Go to a live Miami comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com We break down the tricks—like “exclusive” events that everyone and their abuela somehow gets invited to, dress codes that look more Party City than high fashion, and overpriced bananas duct-taped to walls—that make you feel like you’re missing out unless you’re there. It’s part expose and part comedy roast.. If you’ve ever felt like sneaking into a VIP section just to sip free Prosecco next to someone who might be famous, this one’s for you. (00:00) Introduction to FOMO Marketing at Art Basel (00:27) The Illusion of Exclusivity (01:35) Dress Codes and Fashion Statements (02:49) Digital Art and NFTs (04:08) Social Media and FOMO (06:14) Random Pop-Up Events (07:47) Art Speak and Minimalism (09:45) Celebrity Sightings (12:55) VIP Sections and Tiered Ticketing (14:52) After Parties and Merchandise

Manny talks about how Miami is like a GTA game, 12 cheat codes to win, and leveling up your video game character. Go to a live Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com (00:00) Introduction to Leveling Up in Miami (00:35) Finding the Perfect Side Gig (01:56) Healing Your Trauma (02:36) Mastering Networking (03:51) Becoming a Good Listener (04:32) Staying Financially Flexible (05:48) Speaking Wealthy (07:43) Staying Culturally Curious (09:12) Balancing Work and Play (10:29) Building a Social Media Presence (11:49) Becoming Weatherproof (12:53) Embracing Spontaneity (14:04) Reinventing Yourself Daily (15:14) Please like and subscribe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode, we dive into Miami’s evolving identity, from tech bros and wellness warriors moving in, to the rising “tax bracket bars” dividing where locals hang out, and finally, how to survive dating in a city where rich 22-year-olds give life advice straight from their Lambos. Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:04) The Changing Identity of Miami (01:05) New Faces and Cultures in Miami (02:46) The Wellness and Fitness Movement (05:18) Miami's Growing Tech Scene (06:54) Fragmentation and Status in Miami (08:02) Opportunities in the New Miami (09:55) The Future of Miami's Infrastructure (10:54) What did I miss? Leave a comment below. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode, we explore where a Miami ghost would haunt, from the luxurious Vizcaya mansion, Brickell penthouses and haunting a Porsche Design Tower just to joyride millionaire car collections. Go to a live Miami Comedy Show: https://miamicomedy.com Get some merch to support the channel because funny looking never looked so good: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Subscribe to the Miami Comedy Podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast (00:00) Welcome to the Spooktacular Miami Comedy Podcast (00:06) What Would You Haunt in Miami? (00:23) The Unscary Side of Miami (00:47) Ghosts and the Afterlife (02:15) Haunting the Vizcaya Mansion (02:53) Luxury Haunts: Porsche Design Tower (03:58) Comedy Shows in Miami (04:44) Haunting Brickell and Becoming an Instagram Ghost (05:42) Nightclub Haunts and Ghostly VIP Perks (06:39) Conclusion and Halloween Wishes Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https:

In this episode, Manny dives into the wild love for toxic Latinas in Miami, exploring how they keep you on your toes, teach you emotional intelligence through public arguments, and somehow make you question if their incredible cooking is secretly seasoned with unresolved trauma. Go to a live Stand Up Comedy Show in Miami: https://miamicomedy.com Get some merch: shop.miamicomedy.com (00:04) The Allure of Toxic Latinas (00:23) The Dynamics of Toxic Relationships (02:36) The Challenge of Fixing Toxic Partners (03:00) Emotional Intelligence and Toxicity (03:36) Inviting Toxic Latinas to Comedy Shows (04:02) The Importance of Attractiveness in Toxicity (04:50) Culinary Skills of Toxic Latinas (05:49) The Root of Attraction to Toxic Latinas (07:01) Conclusion and Dedication Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Fa

Go to a live stand up comedy show in Miami tonight: https://miamicomedy.com Subscribe to the podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast Get Miami Comedy merch: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Want to create comedy content and be funny on social media? Try comedy coaching. Send me an email here: https://mannygaravito.com In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we look into the most common scams of Miami including crypto, sassy restaurants, and spiritual club promoters. (00:00) Introduction to Miami Comedy Podcast (00:05) Crypto Scams in Miami (03:41) HOA Fees: The Hidden Hustle (05:44) Legal Scams: Slip and Fall Capital (07:59) Parking Scams: Paying a Ransom (09:50) Dating Hotspots: The Pricey Game (11:47) Yacht Parties: The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme (13:05) Spiritual Gurus: Day and Night Contradictions (14:11) Conclusion --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight! https://miamicomedy.com On this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, Manny talks about surviving long voting lines in Brickell, getting judged by abuelitas at the polls, and why a candidate's 404 error might be your biggest red flag. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:41) Voting in Brickell: Challenges and Tips (01:50) Voting in Coral Gables: Keep It Discreet (02:34) Voting in Hialeah: Expect Judgment (0:254) Attend a Miami Comedy Show (03:52) Researching Candidates: Red Flags and Tips (06:58) Final Tips for Voting in Miami (07:32) Conclusion --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Subscribe to the podcast here: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast Go to a live stand up comedy show in Miami here: https://miamicomedy.com/events Wear some Miami Comedy Merch here: https://shop.miamicomedy.com On this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we talk about Middle-Class Miami, Wynwood’s Transformation from Graffiti to Gourmet, and $22 Cocktails: The True Cost of Miami Living. Tune in as we dive into the absurd realities of living in Miami, where being middle class means more credit card points than space to live, and joke about how the city’s housing market feels more like a luxury auction than a home search. (00:00) Introduction and Episode Overview (00:14) The Pandemic Effect on Miami (00:56) Redefining the Middle-Class in Miami (01:35) The Cost of Living in Miami (03:52) Gentrification and Its Impact (05:16) Affordable Housing: Myth or Reality? (06:21) Nostalgia for Old Miami (07:37) The Future of Miami's Housing Crisis (09:50) Conclusion and Final Thoughts --- Support this podcast: ht

We talk about palm tree tattoos, what makes a flamingo from Miami, and tattooing a hurricane on you. (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:21) Iconic Miami Tattoos: Palm Trees (01:28) Flamingo Tattoos: A Miami Staple (03:03) Pit Bull Tattoos: Defying the Ban (03:44) Portrait Tattoos: Love and Commemoration (04:19) Hurricane Andrew and 305 Till I Die (05:35) Miami Dolphins Tattoos: Fan Dedication (06:44) Unique Miami Tattoo Ideas (07:35) Pop Culture Tattoos: Bad Bunny and Scarface (08:43) Conclusion and Viewer Interaction Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live Comedy Shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy Merch ⮕ https://shop.miamicomedy.com --- Support this podc

Miami Spice season is here and Manny talks about the Summer, food specials, and why the best restaurants have a face. 00:00 Introduction to Miami Comedy Podcast 00:06 What is Miami Spice? 00:23 Surviving Miami's Summer Heat 00:40 Exploring Miami Spice Menus 02:25 Tips for Miami Spice Foodies 05:37 Miami Spa Month 06:14 Miami Spice for Non-Vegans 08:04 Expanding Miami Spice to Smaller Restaurants 09:08 Miami Spice at Grocery Stores 09:47 The Essence of Italian Food in Miami 10:52 Conclusion and Call to Action --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Manny talk about being an effective driver, NY drivers in Miami, and turn signals as a sign of weakness. Go to a live comedy show in Miami tonight, visit: https://miamicomedy.com/events (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:07) Why Don't People Use Turn Signals? (00:19) Theories on Miami's Driving Culture (01:18) A Seattle Experience (02:08) Survival of the Fittest on Miami Roads (04:35) Comparing Miami and New York Driving (06:32) Unnecessary Traffic Tickets (08:51) Conclusion and Final Thoughts --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode Manny riffs about waking up in jail, getting knocked out by a bouncer, and eating healthy. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:14) The Perks of Staying In: Avoiding Jail (01:13) The Meme Nightmare: Avoiding Embarrassment (04:12) Financial Wisdom: Saving Money by Staying In (06:10) Hangover Recovery: The Struggle is Real (07:31) Love and Nightlife: The Illusion of Finding 'The One' (08:40) Work and Responsibility: Staying On Track (10:42) Health and Fitness: Avoiding Late-Night Calories (12:20) Outro --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, host Manny Garavito humorously explores the intricacies and risks of harvesting mangos in Miami. Manny discusses the allure of naturally growing mango trees on private properties, the potential dangers, and the cultural quirks of Miami residents. From the state's gun-friendly laws to the watchful eyes of neighborhood grandmas, the episode is a comedic take on the lengths people will go for that delicious fruit and the potential pitfalls along the way. (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:05) The Temptation of Mango Season (00:33) Risks of Mango Theft in Florida (01:27) The Culture of Mango Trees in Miami (03:19) The Neighborhood Watch: Mango Edition (04:24) The Value of Homegrown Mangoes (06:30) Legal Liabilities of Mango Trees (07:33) Conclusion and Farewell --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Lets get into the intricacies of the modern tipping culture. As Miami is known for its hospitality, Manny explores the appropriate scenarios for tipping, the factors that affect tipping, and the dynamics between customers and service providers. Join the conversation on tipping practices and share your thoughts on the evolving tipping culture. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:04) The New Era of Tipping Culture (00:40) Service Quality and Tipping (01:37) Typical and Atypical Tipping Scenarios (02:48) Creative Ways to Earn Tips (04:55) Automatic Tips: Pros and Cons (06:19) The Right Attitude for Tipping (08:29) Tipping in Non-Traditional Situations (09:52) Innovative Solutions for Tipping Culture (11:21) Conclusion and Call to Action --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Welcome to another episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast. Hurricane season is right around the corner, and we're here to debunk some of the biggest hurricane myths in Miami, all while keeping it real. We'll walk through myths like taping X's on windows, opening windows during storms, and the belief that wind is the deadliest part of a hurricane. We'll also dive into the truth about flooding, garage doors being the true weak spot, and the chaos after the storm passes. Join us for some laughs, raw truths, and Miami-specific hurricane wisdom. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and let us know what you think about these hurricane myths in Miami. See you next time! (00:00) Introduction and Overview (00:22) Myth 1: Taping Windows (02:09) Myth 2: Opening Windows During a Storm (04:05) Myth 3: Flooding Only on the Coast (05:00) Myth 4: Wind is the Deadliest (06:10) Myth 5: Category 1 Hurricanes (08:15) Myth 6: Roof Vulnerability (09:33) Myth 7: Post-Storm Safety (10:17) Conclusion and Farewell --