Miami Comedy Podcast

How To Survive Miami If You Just Moved Here - MCP 9-25-25

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For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, live stand up comedy etc. visit: https://miamicomedy.comMiami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101(26:20) Spanish Crash