Larry Miller Show

Larry reviews the Oscars and encourages actors to get in touch with their inner Connery! We once again commiserate with our winter-weary friends back east with a snow joke plus "Ice and Fire" by the poet Edmund Spenser. Then Larry talks about the great Paul Newman movie "Absence Of Malice" on Magic Movie Moment.Quote Of The Week: "Take your hands out of your pockets, you dopes!"

Larry airs his beefs with St. Valentine and reveals a fiendishly clever plan to save Boston from its deluge of snow. And we get a musical question from boy tenor Larry J. Miller? And to help warm the hearts of snowed in Bostonianites, Larry recites the poem, "Summer" by Alexander Pope. Then we hear about the great Bullitt on Magic Movie Moment!Quote Of The Week: "Like a Klingon trying to pass." Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

We smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and we try to come up with a "break a leg" expression for writers. We are unsuccessful because that is writing, which is the hardest thing ever. In honor of Valentine's Day, Larry recites "Give All To Love" by Emerson and we talk about the classic movie "Key Largo."Quote Of The Week: "A heart-shaped thing or a box-shaped thing." Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry has taken his podcast independent! This is the first episode recorded at his secret lair inside an extinct volcano on The Island of Milleronia. And then he explains his week and half absence. Was it mischief? Machinations? Malarkey? Or none of the above? Tune in to find out! Then hear why Larry had to waddlesprint on an airplane twice in one flight!Quote Of The Week: "He put a couple more 'sirs' in there." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Just a quick message from The Great Fivefectorator to say thanks for your patience and support! He's out of town, but there will be a new episode soon!

Larry mourns the loss of the beautiful Ursula Andress and discusses exactly why it is that Jimmy cracks corn. Then Larry recites "Good By" by Emerson and talks about Andress' famous bikini scene from the James Bond movie Dr. No. And Larry once again lobbies for a marching band-only Super Bowl halftime show. Will the powers that be finally heed his request? Tune in and find out! Quote Of The Week: "I'm a big deal grownup now, drinking here in an empty bar." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry looks back fondly at when his late friend Taylor Negron said he would kill him. We also give a tribute to Donna Douglas, Bess Meyerson and Rod Taylor. On "Poetry Corner," Larry recites some Tennyson and then talks about Breakfast At Tiffany's on "Magic Movie Moment." Quote Of The Week: "Hey, stupid. Come here." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Won't someone stand up for the short-sleeved shirt? Yes, Larry will! Then Larry talks about finally paying off the mortgage on his house and how it gave him just a smidgen of pride. We hear a great recitation of "Her Voice" on Poetry Corner and hear about the underrated movie "Cat Ballou." Quote Of The Week: "If they made short sleeve underwear, I'd buy those, too." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Here's a new year's eve treat from everyone at This Week With Larry Miller. Celebrate the new year with the great Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle in 1947. (Pay no mind to the cigarette commercials.) Enjoy, be well and we'll see you all in 2015! Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

A little gift to our listeners from Larry, Dr. Chris and Colonel Jeff in lieu of a smelly old repeat! A classic and hilarious old time radio Christmas episode of Jack Benny! Enjoy, be well and we'll see you all in the new year! Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Like your favorite holiday song and TV shows, Larry re-tells this beloved holiday tale of Larry turning an everyday errand into a funny and heart-warming story that is impossible to forget. Plus, Larry recites the classic poem, "A Visit From St. Nicholas," which is better known as "The Night Before Christmas." From everyone at TWWLM, Merry Christmas! Quote Of The Week: "That's why you come to New York, for the cheese sandwiches." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry has a bad cold this week, so we're bringing you this encore presentation classic best of Larry flashback! Also known as a repeat. The battle of the thermostat begins anew! Then Larry recites "She Walks In Beauty" by Lord Byron and we hear about a great old movie, "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House" on The Magic Movie Moment. Quote Of The Week: "She's sometimes very fond of me." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry and crew uncover a glut of McIntosh apples. And Larry is a patriot and supports The Marines, but he performs a feat at Camp Pendleton that he doesn't think any Marine can compete with. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about The Sons of Katie Elder starring John Wayne and Dean Martin and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites "I Need Not Go" by Thomas Hardy. Quote Of The Week: "Sean Connery as James Bond never asked, "Do these pants make me look fat?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry scoffs at fancy Thanksgiving food preparation and sings the praises of plain old turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. He gives you pointers on how to keep Thanksgiving simple. Hint: it does not involve any kim chee or walnuts. The Joke Of The Week is MIA, but Larry gives you a big dose of "Wizard of Oz" on Magic Movie Moment. And we find an apple that is almost as good as the McIntosh, but probably more difficult to find. Quote Of The Week: "Oh, shut up. That's what we do." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Turkey day is just around the corner and Larry waxes nostalgic about racist mixed nuts and beautiful, but inedible pies from the Thanksgivings of his youth. Then, Larry rejoices about finding McIntosh apples (aka one-word apples) in SoCal! Plus we hear about the classic movie "Slap Shot" on Magic Movie Moment. And Larry even sings a little. Just a little. Quote Of The Week: "Good shoes. You had to tie them." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry takes his son, the Marine, to the train station for infantry training on Veteran's Day. And Larry admits he knows nothing about training or trains. Then we battle Larry's apple apathy with two new varieties. Plus we hear about the great movie "Patton," and Larry recites a poem by Carl Sandburg. Quote Of The Week: "They're not from Korea or the moon." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Halloween is once again past and Larry once again declares that he doesn't like being scared. Plus we hear "Love Is Not All" by Edna St. Vincent Millay, plus a short, yet powerful bonus poem! And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the humor and great filmmaking of Alfred Hitchcock. Quote Of The Week: "Too something. Too everything." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about the difference between staying in a nice hotel for vacation and staying in a nice hotel for work. Then he conjures up an imaginary night by himself in a Las Vegas hotel and still doesn't even think of cheating on his wife. Plus a recitation of "A Farewell" by Tennyson and "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" on Magic Movie Moment. Quote Of The Week: "I was let go because my company moved to the moon." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his son's graduation from Marine basic training and their unsuccessful attempt to buy "normal underwear." Plus, we hear about the great movie "Young Frankenstein" and also a poem by Robert Louis Stevenson. Quote Of The Week: "Whatever hair I have, I comb." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry tells of his triumphant return to the famous Canter's Deli in Los Angeles, where he darkened the door every morning during his early years in town. He talks about his father's unsuccessful attempts to induce labor on his Mom and how he didn't speak for the first four years of his life. Quote Of The Week: "Nothing was happening. I was not coming out."