Larry Miller Show

Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you'll say is a real planet if you know what's good for ya). Then you'll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don't want to ride in a town car in Milleronia. Plus, the beautful poem The Palanquin Bearers and another John Wayne classic, Cahill US Marshal on Magic Movie Moment.Quote of the week: "Hey, your rich Uncle Mergatroid just died."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Our barefoot comic with cheek of tan spends the 4th of July watching a bunch of Marines punch, eat and move furniture. He gives them one rule: no death! Then he talks about how all car companies should just produce '57 Chevys. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Barefoot Boy" by James Whitcomb Riley. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the 1966 Batman movie! Quote of the week: "Warning! Warning Will Rogers!"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry wonders if he's more an E-Z boy or a lazy boy. And Larry recites the great poem "See It Through" by Edgar Guest, then talks about the classic James Cagney gangster movie "White Heat."Quote of the week: "That's what I like being. E-Z and lazy."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry talks about the wonder of enjoying the small moments of this past Father's Day. Then Larry shares memories of his father, like the time he won the lottery (don't get excited)  and the time Larry found his Dad's secret stash of tuna and Old Spice aftershave. Also, Larry recites the classic poem "My Dad's Hands," then talks about the 1937 movie Captains Courageous. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "The clerk looked at him like he was from Jupiter."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry takes a long walk up a short volcano and ponders the state of the modern baby shower. Should they be co-ed or would everyone be happier if they were separate? Then, in this baseball-heavy episode, Larry re-recites the classic poem "Casey At The Bat" and talks about the movie "Major League" on Magic Movie Moment.http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: ""I still know how to fall down. I can handle that."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry waxes nostalgic for the days when he was on a first name basis with his neighborhood ice cream man. Then Larry orders some egg foo young that tastes egg foo old! And we hear about Larry becoming smitten with a cashier at a Lithuanian market in LA. In a tribute to the 70th anniversary of D-Day by talking about "The Longest Day" on Magic Movie Moment. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "We have two volcanoes. And we use them."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Tales of beer-fueled shenanigans, mayhem and giving in to the strong arm of gravity from Larry's college days. Including a story about harassing a snooty foreign exchange student. Ees not funny! On Magic Movie Moment, we appropriately discuss the classic comedy Animal House and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites "I Am The Only Being Whose" by Emily Bronte.Quote of the week: "Get the dog off the couch, we don't want to hurt the dog."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry leads the Memorial Day parade on Milleronia. Will the parade end up in volcano #2? Should marching bands play pop songs? On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great movie "Papillion." And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "I Knew A Woman" by Theodore Roethke. Quote of the week: "He loved to play checkers, but only barefoot."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The biggest news since Napoleon ripped his bone apart, we announce the winner of our haiku contest! Then, for Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the movie version of Arsenic and Old Lace. Plus, some tales of Larry's days as a school kid and his failed attempts at cheating in French class.Quote of the week: "Donut coffee cake cups or something."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry revisits V-E day on its 70th anniversary. And find out why there are three crushed beer cans under the bed! On Poetry Corner, Larry reads "Boy At The Window" by Richard Wilbur and talks about "The Great Escape" on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: "Faster, stupid, he's going to eat us."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry can't stop feeding his dog. He's not complaining. He's just saying. We discuss the evolution of ketchup, but not catsup. And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites Rondel of Merciless Beauty by Geoffrey Chaucer and on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about 1952's Blackbeard The Pirate. Quote of the week: "Cheat! Cheat!"

Larry talks about how you don't have to climb Mt. Everest to have an adventure. Then we hear about the new happy hour buffet on Milleronia. And Larry discusses the history of the happy hour, not to be confused with a smoker. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about Ivanhoe and on Poetry Corner, he recites "Maker of Heaven and Earth."Quote of the week: "None of the stories I loved could be told to him."

Larry goes on the road to Milleronia with a quick stop in Hong Kong (circa 1962!). We read more listener Haikus and then Larry talks about his fascination with Abe Lincoln. If there's a bad Lincoln Highway joke, we haven't heard it! On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "A Life Lesson" by James Whitcomb Riley.Quote of the week: "And strategically."

Larry talks about why he passed up a chance to play on the Masters' golf course. Also, tales of having too much to drink in England. Then we do a tribute to the great comedian Stan Freberg and cancer fighter Lauren Hill. Plus we hear more about Milleronia's new La-Z-Boy-based transportation system and the missing Barcalounger salesmen. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Be Still, My Soul, Be Still" by Alfred E. Housman and we hear about the movie "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."Quote of the week: "It's a horrible thing, lava."

Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks about The Charge of The Light Brigade on Poetry Corner and on MMM. The Jetsons meets the Flintstones has nothing on this crossover!Quote of the week: "We might just say it sits there."

Larry talks about the classic Laurel and Hardy short "The Movie Box" and tell you where to find the stairs featured in the movie! Plus we hear about Larry's earliest days as a driver, as well as his recent trip with his son to the DMV. Then Larry recites a powerful poem, "After All" by Henry Lawson.Quote of the week: "If you lived near a cliff, you wouldn't be giggling." (#4)

Larry imparts some drinking lessons he learned as a young comic in New York in the 1970s. (You might also learn to curtsy.) Plus we hear about actor Gregory Walcott, who was in 300 TV shows, but is often remembered for his role in Plan 9 From Outer Space. Also, find out who would win in a shootout, Lucas McCain or Josh Randall!Quote Of The Week: "He was bartender strong."

Larry imparts three simple rules to follow for a drunk but safe St. Patrick's Day. Does it include driving to Florida? Not likely. Then Larry finds out he was closer to Wonder Woman than he'd thought. Larry also recites "All Nature Has A Feeling" by John Clare and talks about the Sam Peckinpah film "Ride The High Country" on Magic Movie Moment.Quote Of The Week: "Physi-o-logically."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry expresses his love of daylight saving time. Then we hear why Larry stopped talking malaria medicine in India, Larry recites "Ode on Solitude" by Alexander Pope for Poetry Corner and finally, he talks about the classic movie "The Hustler."Quote Of The Week: "I don't think it's the famous that need help. It's the suburban fathers."

We say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy and give a little tour inside the burger joint on Milleronia. We try to figure out if some like it hot, then Larry recites "An Hymn To The Morning" by Phillis Wheatley and we hear about the movie "The Music Man." Leg lamp and prosper!Quote Of The Week: "I don't need a beer that tastes like October."Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox