Larry Miller Show

Larry tells about the first and only time he wore makeup on a date. Guess how that went? Then he recounts the days when he didn't have a television or an air conditioner -- on purpose, if you can believe that. Then we hear about how much he likes obituaries, but only ones for nice people. Speaking of hot, this week's Magic Movie Moment is the great "Cool Hand Luke!" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

The first-ever live This Week With Larry Miller recorded at the third annual LA Podcast Festival! Hear Larry talk about how he was "the luckiest guy in the world" when he got kicked in the eye, plus a gripping recitation of another Robert William Service poem. Quote Of The Week: "Hey, I'm really getting out there!" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry sticks perfectly to his diet! Except for one little bit. And then one more. And just two times after that. Other than that, he is perfection personified! Plus, Larry talks about Mrs. Minniver (the movie) and recites Sonnet 43 (the sonnet). Come see the first ever live recording of This Week With Larry Miller at the LA Podcast festival on Sept. 28th! Info and tix at http://LaPodFest.com Quote Of The Week: "I'm not a baby. I can have a noodle!" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry grinds through LA's mind-warping heat wave to deliver this week's show! Plus, we play the show's sound effects live for the first time, in preparation for our first live show at LA Podfest. Larry's amusement is priceless! Come see the first ever live recording of This Week With Larry Miller at the LA Podcast festival on Sept. 28th! Info and tix at http://LaPodFest.com Quote Of The Week: "I'd be proud to skin ya half a sawbuck." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry mourns the loss of a piece of Tumi luggage that he's taken on the road with him since before he was married. Will he ever be able to find a suitcase as rugged and reliable as his old pal Tumi? Tune in and find out! Come see the first ever live recording of This Week With Larry Miller at the LA Podcast festival on Sept. 28th! Info and tix at http://LaPodFest.com Quote Of The Week: "I'd be proud to skin ya half a sawbuck."

Larry explains the difference between "What?" and "Wait, what?" and asks everyone to behave at a wedding. Also, he tells possibly the shaggiest, doggiest joke to date. Come see the first ever live recording of This Week With Larry Miller at the LA Podcast festival on Sept. 28th! For info and tix, go to http://LaPodFest.com Quote Of The Week: "A really serious lower intestinal sound."

Greater than man's search for the meaning of life is the weighty question of Julie Newmar's Catwoman or Yvonne Craig's Batgirl? Tune in to hear Larry's final word on the matter! Plus, on The Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Passionate Shepherd." And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great Ernest Borgnine classic "The Catered Affair." Quote Of The Week: "Whatever contest this is, you win!" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about the great Alfred Hitchcock movie "Lifeboat," plus tributes to the late Lauren Bacall and Robin Williams. Then Larry talks about what going back to school used to feel like, plus getting in street fights in "the good old days." Quote Of The Week: "The schools are terrible. Why don't we start soon!" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

The show is on vacation this week, so we're rebroadcasting Larry's triumphant return after his traumatic brain injury. He sounds great for a guy who was in a coma! In lieu of a brand new episode, we're throwing a little bonus at the end. Quote Of The Week: "My family thinks that's a little weird, but I think it's fantastic." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry tells how much he loves the show "Bar Rescue" and misses watching it with his son. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the original Pink Panther movie by the great Blake Edwards! And for Poetry Corner, we hear from the short-lived Paul Lawrence Dunbar. Quote Of The Week: "She is, after all, naked." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

We bid a fond farewell to the great actor James Garner. Then Larry talks about his complicated feelings about the first few days after his son left for Marine boot camp. Plus Larry pontificates on if fat people can go skinny dipping. On Poetry Corner, he recites "A Word To Husbands" by Ogden Nash, but only takes half of the advice. Quote Of The Week: "Not today. Not with good kids." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry tries to keep his cool and suave demeanor on the eve of his son leaving to join The Marines. Will he act like a maniac or just feel like one? Tune in and find out! On Poetry Corner, he once again recites "The Marines' Hymn" and we continue the theme with "The Sands of Iwo Jima" for The Magic Movie Moment. Quote Of The Week: "I'm very close to looking like Larry Fine." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about being concerned for his kids, but not really wanting to say anything. So, he just asks "Are you hungry?" There's nothing in life that a piece of homemade pie can't make better. On Poetry Corner, we hear from Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Larry talks about the movie "The Quiet Man." Quote Of The Week: "That's not the name of a stripper." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his latest stay in the hospital and confesses his adoration for cowboy film legend Hopalong Cassidy. On Poetry Corner, he recites "Life" by Charlotte Bronte Quote Of The Week: "I'd give out two or three hundred drinks for free."

Larry contrasts the greatness of actor Eli Wallach to the somewhat less-great new Transformers movie. And on Poetry Corner, we hear "If We Must Die" by Claude McKay. Plus we get a little loosey goosey! Quote Of The Week: "A goose is, frankly, a terrible animal." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry loves some Mighty Joe Young and we hear about how giant monkey love conquers all. Larry also recites "A Gleam of Sunshine" by Wordsworth. Plus, we get a new segment, the "Bowling Ball Update!" Quote Of The Week: "She sits a good bench." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry gives some love to the Stanley Cup. Then Larry recites "I Am In Need Of Music" by Elizabeth Bishop. Plus, we hear about the movie "Life With Father" and get a hint of a Father's Day story right before we run out of time. We'll save it for next week! Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his son's high school graduation and his rapid am-scray to Ance-fray. Then we hear about how Larry hates modern architecture and why to fight fire with not fire. He does a tribute to Maya Angelou on Poetry Corner and talks about the film "Notorious." Quote Of The Week: "A sewage treatment plant in Poland in the '50s." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry has tremendous trouble finding a tailor before a wedding. Plus a BONUS Joke Of The Week! Then Larry talks about "High Plains Drifter" and recites "The Arrow & The Song" by Wordsworth. Quote Of The Week: "Gee, that guy doesn't look like he's from Indiana." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his days in the marching band. And he discusses bedroom eyes and asks if anyone makes them better than Barbara Feldon. Then we do a Memorial Day tribute with "The Best Years of Our Lives" on Magic Movie Moment and an inspired recitation of a portion of Henry V. Quote Of The Week: "They were like officer hats from a very cruel army." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana