Larry Miller Show

Larry tells hilarious stories about his "shouting family" Thanksgivings from his childhood. Larry eats a whole tray full of pickles, wrestles with cousin Craig and lives to tell about it. And hear about Uncle Harry, the dancing plumber. Happy Thanksgiving from everyone on Milleronia! http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry is excited about the so-called California temperatures, as well as the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday! He talks about the history of the expression "red tape" and why there is so much of it. And he discusses John Wayne's great first turn in the movie "Stagecoach." Then Larry recites "Sonnet 54" by Edmund Spenser. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Norman just took the sandwich."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry gives a prescription to fix the rudderless James Bond franchise! And Larry puts the wag in Wagner as he ponders what kind of music can make you more dumber. Plus an update on the Milleronia intramural football league. Then Larry recites "Is It Possible" by Sir Thomas Wyatt and talks about the Gary Cooper classic "Friendly Persuasion." Also, a little tribute to the late great kar kustomizer George Barris. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the Week: "Until you hire me, then you're very very smart."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry marvels at how fast baseball disappears after the world series. And yes, the bald man makes fun of guys with hair, just one more time. Dogs tearing up squirrels! (Some real, some not.) And which came first, shaving cream or the razor? Finally, will Larry change out of his Topsider shoes before show time? Tune in and find out! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Look, we'll surrender if you don't french fry us."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtful! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote Of The Week: "What are you bothering me for? Can't you see this is my deathbed?"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry begrudgingly bemoans bearded baseballers. Plus, shaggies and sandal-wearers are slightly slandered. And Larry wonders how baseball has become a winter sport. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Because I Could Not Stop For Death," by Emily Dickinson. The Magic Movie Moment is from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." And, no I won't give you a ride to the Halloween party, Pete.Quote of the Week: "Chocolate is enough!"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

More baseball playoff talk as Larry weighs in on the Chase Utley slide! Doggie mayhem in the recording studio almost gets two dogs a long trip up the short side of a volcano. And what's the difference between a set and a bit? And how many kinds of rim shots are there? Tune in to find out! On Poetry Corner, we hear the eerie poem The Lake by Edgar Allen Poe. And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the classic Saratoga Trunk.Quote Of The Week: "Dress up like the Duke of Encino."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry sings the worthy praises of BBQ, BBQ, BBQ and playoff baseball. And Larry recites an eerie rhyme from Shakespeare, even though he doesn't like Halloween. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the surprisingly non-BBQ related Adam's Rib. Quote of the week: "Pick it up with your hands, like a caveman."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox http://www.LarryMillerShow.com

Larry recounts his first movie role, where he got beaten to a pulp by Nick Nolte -- and loved it. He also discusses who was a cooler, Frank Bullitt or Harry Callahan! Then Larry confesses his love of camera girls on the set of movies. For the first day of October, Larry recites "When The Frost Is On The Punkin'" -- even though it's 94 degrees in Los Angeles. And we hear why Larry never leaves his hotel room. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "They give him a list of people to beat."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Oops again! Larry was supposed to be out of town working on another movie this week, but it got pushed back. But we couldn't record a new episode because Larry had scheduled testing of the evil weather control machine for Wednesday, which scrubbed all flights into Milleronia. Colonel Jeff will be helicopter-hopping to Milleronia first thing Thursday to get a new episode recorded and out the door, so stand by! New episode sometime Thursday! http://LarryMillerShow.com

Oops! Larry got hired to act in the new Garry Marshall movie and had to amscray off of Milleronia! So, we're bringing you a rebroadcast of our first indie episode!----Larry has taken his podcast independent! This is the first episode recorded at his secret lair inside an extinct volcano on The Island of Milleronia. And then he explains his week and half absence. Was it mischief? Machinations? Malarkey? Or none of the above? Tune in to find out! Then hear why Larry had to waddlesprint on an airplane twice in one flight!Quote Of The Week: "He put a couple more 'sirs' in there."http://www.LarryMillerShow.comProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

When is The Man From UNCLE not The Man From UNCLE? This and other zen riddles will be pondered on this week's show as Larry talks about seeing the TV show reboot this weekend while on the road. And Larry gives just the facts, ma'am, as he discusses the 1987 version of Dragnet. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "In Paris With You" by James Fenton.Quote of the week: "Other than that, completely house trained."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry goes on vacation this week, so we have a rebroadcast of a classicWe smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and we try to come up with a "break a leg" expression for writers. We are unsuccessful because that is writing, which is the hardest thing ever. In honor of Valentine's Day, Larry recites "Give All To Love" by Emerson and we talk about the classic movie "Key Largo."Quote Of The Week: "A heart-shaped thing or a box-shaped thing." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox http://LarryMillerShow.com

On this food-oriented episode, Larry he weighs in on the NY thin slice vs. Chicago deep dish debate! Plus, he discusses if he wants the whole enchilada, or maybe a cheese brumfada on the side. And we ponder salisbury steaks and TV dinner. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry covers the great "Cincinnati Kid" with Steve McQueen. And he recites an excerpt from Hero and Leander by Christopher Marlowe.Quote of the week: "That orangey rice."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry bids a fond farewell to Yvonne Craig, the lovely and talented actress best-known as Batgirl and Marta the green alien on Star Trek. Plus, we bid you a happy Waffle Day and also hear some touching stories about Larry's mother. Jumping Jehosephat! Listen to this episode already? http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "The big King Kong doors opened."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

We're not sure what guff is, but Larry and John Wayne sure aren't taking any of it, as Larry talks about the great John Wayne movie McLintock! (The exclamation point is theirs.) Plus, Larry shares some thoughts about the 70th anniversary of World War II. And we also hear about the continuing mayhem of Maggie The Dog.Quote of the week: "They're touching each other at 40 mph." http://LarryMillerShow.com Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Say "bye bye Birdie" and "hello doggie on this" week's episode as Larry welcomes a new dog to the pack on Milleronia and also talks about previously-named 1963 musical. (It's just an excuse to talk about Ann Margaret some more. Like we need an excuse.) And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites the poem, "As The Ruin Falls" by the famous writer C.S. Lewis. Larry also laments missing National Chicken Wing Day. Never again. Never, ever again.Quote of the week: "I'd put my name in that hat."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you'll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on Larry's post-audition lunch and the "Biblical hotties" that work there. And Larry talks about the great Sean Connery movie "The Man Who Would Be King." On Poetry Corner, Larry recites another great one from Edgar Albert Guest: "Tinkerin' At Home." And news from Milleronia! Larry is getting another dog! Will he learn to fly one of Larry's helicopters?Quote of the week: "He looks like a Jewish Oddjob."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an "instant classic" story for the show out of it. And to heck with his diet. And we learn what the name "Third Base Bar" means. Plus, Larry recites the poem "A Wish" by Matthew Arnold and talks about the "Thin Man" series of movies. Quote of the week: "Rendezvous, which in French means Rendezvous."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The Queen of Milleronia is off in Vegas, so Viva Las Larry! Larry tells stories about beautiful Vegas weddings and the time Larry mistakenly thought his friend was trying to turn him into a coke fiend. We hear about the great Ann Margaret movie Viva Las Vegas (some rock singer guy was in it, too) and Larry recites the moving poem "There Will Come Soft Rains." Is this a great show? You bet your not-so-sweet bippy!Quote of the week: "Make sure you get a good silkwood scrub with a hard brush."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox