Larry Miller Show

Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus. Plus, tales of a miniature statue of liberty in Manhattan. This is another fun one! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of The Week: "He drove that until it De-Simca-ed itself."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We're working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia mystery. Larry's dog kills a possum -- but where is the corpse?Quote of the week: "Big waffles, like an Escalade's tire."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the great movie "61." http://LarryMillerShow.comJoin the fun with other LMDSers at http://facebook.com/LarryMillerShow and http://twitter.com/LarryMillerShow !Quote of the week: "Small, extra small and crazy small."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Car 54 Where Are You? was long overdue for a tribute, and our man Larry is just the man to give it to you! In honor of Joe E. Ross' 102nd birthday, Larry recounts the classic TV sitcom, plus we give a nod to Frank Sinatra, Jr, who recently passed away. On Magic Movie Moment, we talk about a great moment from The Sting. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "We Are The Music-Makers." http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Tell a friend. In fact, threaten a friend."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a "Cardinal!" (Warning -- it involves booting.) (Warning -- booting means throwing up.) http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "I have to be honest, get out."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's take on "Wuthering Heights" on Magic Movie Moment and his recitation of "Barefoot Boy" on Poetry Corner. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "That's all I'm going to say. No it's not!"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

How come Leap Year isn't a holiday? Why don't we celebrate it? Larry ponders this and offers how we can make it into a fun holiday, without going overboard. Then Larry honors the passing of the great actor George Kennedy, as well as the 100th birthday of Jackie Gleason. Put on your best searsucker suit and tune in! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Okay, look, fatso, get out of the bed."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Accept change or at least accept that it's hard to accept change. Or something. So laments Larry. Also, do you know the way to San Jose? Is there baseball in heaven? Do you know how to pronounce Vitai Lampada? These and many other questions will be discussed on this week's Larry Miller Show! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "If you need more, you tell the story."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Celebrate your favorite President with Larry! And hear about the lustful pursuits of the sultan of swat! Larry has nothing to say about Valentine's Day, but he recites "America The Beautiful" (which was originally a poem) and talks about The Farmer's Daughter -- the movie, not the joke. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Babe, you're alright."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A tribute to comedy and radio great Bob Elliott, who passed away at the grand old age of 92. Are you ready for some football? Larry is, after being buffaloed by the goofy, goofy Super Bowl halftime show. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about "That Hamilton Woman" and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Conclusion" by Sir Walter Raleigh. (And stay tuned at the end for a little bonus!) http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "She was great at cranky and annoyed."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rabbi said in Hawaii, what makes a mad day at black rock and hear the poem "Bury Me In A Free Land" by Frances Harper. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the Week: "They get a hurricane about every 40 minutes and it kills everyone."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry debates whether or not he'd go to the Super Bowl and ponders the baffling Super Bowl half-time show. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great football epic "Horse Feathers." Quote of the week: "I tried asking for more time, but the red said 'no.'"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry's fancy Hugh Hefner pajamas can fix it. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "You tell 'em."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big wink and hot cha cha! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "She's very nicely constructed. Bless her heart."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

"Happy New Year" the most beautiful thing to say to people -- for a week, so says Larry. Get a recap of Larry's holiday trip to New York City and the Jets game! Also, tune in to find out what a "Road to Perdition coat" is and if the whitefish escaped from Larry's hotel room. Now shut up and deal. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Boy, with a little help, he could get away!"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The show is still driving to Florida for the new year, but we have another Jack Benny episode with special guests Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart! This episode originally aired January 4th, 1947. Enjoy! Nominum quid geminus and we'll see you back here in the new year! LarryMillerShow.com

Larry is on vacation in Tahiti with The Joke Of The Week, The Poetry Corner and The Magic Movie Moment, so Larry has left a little present for you. It's a Christmas-themed old time radio comedy from one of our favorites, Jack Benny. Enjoy and we'll see you in the new year! LarryMillerShow.com

The annual re-telling of Larry's real-life Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" this year? Plus, in honor of Frank Sinatra's 100th birthday, Larry recounts how he came to open for Sinatra in Vegas and having his pants around his ankles (both figuratively and literally) the first time he met The Chairman Of The Board. And in honor of the 50th anniversary of "A Charlie Brown Christmas," Larry discusses it for Magic Movie Moment! And Larry recites the powerful poem "Chanukah Lights" by P.M. Raskin.Go to this episode's page at http://bit.ly/1Zb9eqQ for a FREE download of the theme song parody that is at the top of this show. It's your present from Larry and The Colonel!Merry Christmas and happy holidays from everyone on the island of Milleronia! Thanks for listening and be well. We'll see you in the new year!Quote of the week: "If that's in your show, I hope you close with it."Producer: Colonel Jeff Foxhttp://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry tells what it's like to celebrate the holidays on Milleronia! And Larry sings twice in this episode! Then he talks about the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol, then recites "A Memory of June" by Claude McKay.Quote of The Week: "I could celebrate that holiday. If you take the wrestling out."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Colonel Jeff got green around the gills on the helicopter ride to Milleronia and couldn't record the show. So, we're pulling an episode from the classic vault under volcano #3! Larry expresses his love of daylight saving time. Then we hear why Larry stopped talking malaria medicine in India, Larry recites "Ode on Solitude" by Alexander Pope for Poetry Corner and finally, he talks about the classic movie "The Hustler."Quote Of The Week: "I don't think it's the famous that need help. It's the suburban fathers."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox http://LarryMillerShow.com