Larry Miller Show

In a tribute to Gene Wilder, Larry talks about the great movie "The Producers." Then he discusses perfection of the paper clip, the beauty of the binder clip and the reliable rubber band -- and how we can't throw them out. Then Larry recites the poem "In School Days" by John Greenleaf Whittier. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling through graveyards, Larry recites "The Footsteps of Angels" by Longfellow and talks about the movie "The Americanization of Emily." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Clarification: I was in a bar." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you're not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, "The House With Nobody In It" by Joyce Kilmer. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the Week: "Is Bob Gaelic there?" Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big wink and hot cha cha! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "She's very nicely constructed. Bless her heart." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He's retiring after 50 years of happy service! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "People like that run for congress." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his "happy sets." Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin' onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak House. And Larry recites "Sonnet VII" by John Milton and talks about the Bing Crosby movie "Going My Way." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "You can smell it in a lead box." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then Larry searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the poem "Summer" by Alexander Pope, not to be confused with Pope Alexander. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I know dat guy." Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Rosen and a Peter Gunn marathon. Larry talks about the movie "Big Jake" and recites the moving poem, "A City's Death." http://LarryMillerShow.com

We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet seat and what "Marine tough" is. (Hint: It has something to do with the broken toilet seat and hot sauce.) http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I wasn't looking for it for free. Well, I was." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Why shooting bottle rockets doesn't count as college credit, Larry's dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem "The Defence of Fort McHenry," which is the source of the lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner." And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Errol Flynn classic, "Robin Hood." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "The backyard fireworks of his idiot friend." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French Disease or the English Disease. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Congratulations, Dr. IQ, it's you and the Russian winter." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School's out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better type of cow, a JUHHHHSEY or a GUHHHRNSEY. Plus, the movie "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" and a recitation of the moving poem "Casabianca." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "A shady guy smile." Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we're afraid to say. Plus remembrance of D-Day, a look back at "Saving Private Ryan" and Larry once again recites the great American anthem "Casey At The Bat." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "By the way, cut off his head." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Would God let Larry cheat on his wife with Marilyn Monroe? Why did they never build a bridge across the Mersey? And do some like it hot? Plus tales of walking across the Brooklyn Bridge with his comedian buddies. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "How do you like that, hayseed?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

This Memorial Day, everyone deserves a promotion. And we mean everybody. In honor of Memorial Day, Larry recites the great war poem, "Aftermath" by Sigfried Sassoon and talks about a magic movie moment from Ed Zwick's classic civil war drama "Glory." Quote of the week: "So far as I know, the French invented everything sexual." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then we hear about the great Sam Peckinpah movie "The Wild Bunch." Plus, Larry recites "Come Walk With Me" by Emily Jane Bronte! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I enjoyed not knowing. Does that make sense?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites "A Little While" by Dante Gabriel Rossetti. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Right after that, they probably slice your head off." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return from his donut expedition to South Florida. And Larry gives a recipe for Milleronia-styled charred kale salad! Is it good? You figure it out. Quote of the week: "I nearly did a chimp flip in my seat." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtful! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote Of The Week: "What are you bothering me for? Can't you see this is my deathbed?"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks "Doctor cars?" We hear about the great John Ford movie "Mr. Roberts." Also, Larry recites "A Love By The Sea" by William Ernest Henley. And find out what happens when two blondes check out a used car!Quote of the week: "Model XFTSS."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox