The Tom Barnard Show

The only thing anyone cares about is race. The only thing Tom cares about is people caring about race. And Prince. Because purple isn't a skin color.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real estate is all over the place. Literally. But also figuratively, because over the course of a year prices can fluctuate quite a lot. Humans also fluctuate a lot, but instead of market forces, our fluctuations are driven by hormones. We happen to have an expert here for each topic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Has your dead relative appeared before you? It's not uncommon. You'd think we're talking about some Dave thing, but no, it's Paul. And Tom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No more bikinis for Miss America. Yoga pants are still okay, but some disagree that they're fundamentally different. Either way, you'll want to wear some thick work pants if you want to beat a drug sniffing dog.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rumor has it Ford is working on a new car that can drive on molten lava. It's a rumor we're starting right now, so spread it around. It's as believable as the voice of Shaggy from Scooby Doo rapping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Barracoon is a story of the last slave ship, illegal though it was. The First Purge is all about (fictional) black people being killed. This is the black plight episode. Some black people probably died because of Jeep's crappy gear shifter too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you think crime, think Winona. Not because there's actually crime there, but because Dave went to college there and ruined its reputation forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips, although independent, will remain joined as one in this stirring episode of The Best Of.  Featuring: Greg Coleman, Andy Erikson, Rick Bronson, Paul MecurioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's fairly common for the son of a football player to play football himself. Greg did, but then he learned about concussions and switched to a less brain damaging career. Comedy is more likely to damage your ego than your brain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you have Marfan syndrome you can't do a lot of athletics, which means you have plenty of time to immerse yourself in Harry Potter. If you listen to this episode you too will be immersed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Look at your fingers. There's some sort of ratio thing going on there, I don't know. You'll have to listen. Anyway, looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rebekka holds the honor of being on GLOW, a show that explicitly focuses on gorgeous ladies. It's like being Miss America only with more flying scissor kicks. A less fun acronym is AIDS, which kills a lot of people. It's better to stay away from that one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Racism continues to be the status quo in certain circles, which is good news for bad people. It could be argued that the world has always run on hate; it's just taking a different form. It could also be argued that it makes for a very boring news day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now that we live in the future, safety doesn't just mean physical. Self defense won't help you not get a computer virus, have your identity stolen, or get alcohol poisoning. Or have a psychotic break and buy a Spice Girls CD that doesn't actually exist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kids these days don't know what good music is. On the other hand, kids 100 years ago were killing each other over picket lines. Maybe kids have always been stupid. Dr. Jim isn't a kid, and he's a doctor who treats cancer. Further proof.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Short hair, missing teeth, and big lips aren't a great look for everyone. This includes Jane. You've probably heard of the ugly duckling phenomenon, something with which she has first hand experience, so teenage girls take heart. Not that we have a lot of those listening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eddie (of That Metal Show fame) and Doug are from New England, Nik is from LA, Joe is from Louisville, and the rest of us are from Minnesota. It's a transcontinental show today on a transcontinental medium. One that's been pretty good to our host and our guest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

George is a big man and he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons he's aiming to consume around 80 dog dogs next week. The main reason is because it's a competition, but the hunger helps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Spy Named Orphan is all about political intrigue. Espionage, subversion, and the battle between communism and capitalism. Outside of the book, politics are the opposite of intriguing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celebrities and politicians. They run our lives and they hate us. It's a mutual feeling. Kristyn is a borderline celebrity and we don't hate each other, so it's not all bad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.