The Tom Barnard Show

We live in a world of unrest. Social media, the news, and raising children are all very good at keeping you from getting as much rest as you need. According to Dr. Dalton-Smith, there are different types of rest, and that's a part of the equation most people don't factor in. Being awake isn't the only thing you need a break from.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phones these days. Always taking meth and doping. Wait, that's competitive cyclists. It's a romanticized thing, but as Daniel will tell you, you have to be a little disturbed to be willing to do what's necessary to win. The endurance test doesn't start nor end on the bike.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tony's still on the road and we're still listening to classic rock. Are we stuck in a rut? We're the right age, but we're not adulting so we should be immune.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are drugs, there are dogs, and there are drug dogs. We talk about all three. Like us, police dogs like doing their jobs. Also like us, they get paid in food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Any parent in the know will tell you that raising boys and girls are different lives entirely.  Diane has the boys part all written down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More than 99% of all species that have ever existed are extinct. Or are they? For the most part, yes, but there are some surprises out there. Dozens, if not hundreds, of once-extinct species turned out to be not extinct. Oops. Forrest hopes to discover some more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fakery keeps on coming as we bring up the topic of faked celebrity deaths. The faked deaths may also be fake. We're not sure. What's not fake is Connie, who wrote an equally-real book about hated co-workers, a topic nearly everyone can relate to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we have Kristyn on the phone. Or do we? Probably, because you usually can't make a lot of money impersonating a Tom Barnard Show guest. At least not compared to a Hollywood exec.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every so often, an opportunity arises for an enterprising person to make way too much money. Once upon a time that opportunity was Sumner Redstone's media empire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are two kinds of gold: literal gold, and Dwayne Johnson. Both are expensive, Dwayne a lot moreso. Unfortunately, you're about 150 years too late to get all the gold in California, but you can still buy some if you're into speculating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Saying certain words, regardless of context, can ruin your life. Kind of ridiculous. Posting topless pictures of your ex without her consent can ruin your chances of being mayor. Less ridiculous. And that's not even getting into what happens if you murder two people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your team is out of the World Cup? You don't care about soccer?? Well then you might as well give this a listen, it has nothing to do with kicking a ball of any kind! Clips Featuring: Jenny Guan, Rachel Feinstein, Ali Wong  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can't trust anyone if you're a billionaire. You won't trust anyone if you watch any TV show about billionaires. You won't trust computers when you update Skype and it ruins everything again. Or if you're Tom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you think New York City, what do you think? Delis, obviously. Firefighters probably, thanks to their stellar representation in movies and TV. Being stranded without a place to live. These things are all important parts of Rachel's life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Langston enters a room, the computers all explode. It's a phenomenon nobody can explain. It's not his first memory, but then again computers weren't as common in the 80s. That's probably why.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everybody wants the homeless population to decrease, but everyone has their own idea of how to make that happen. From hostile to hostel, there are many methods, none of which seem to be working.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We spend the first half hour complaining about how much TV sucks, then have Tony on who makes a living on TV. But we're not hypocrites, because we only complain about bad TV. Scene of the Crime is like CSI only it's real, which makes it better.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This hour's topic is feet, but not in the way Kristyn is famous for. First we discuss wearing high heels while golfing. Then Chloe's book, Stand Beautiful, inspired by growing up with a clubfoot. Timeless Diamonds doesn't really have a connection, though you could put a diamond ring on your toe if you wanted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The best and worst places to drive in America follow a pattern. Driving a scooter at 60 miles per hour also follows a pattern. First you drive the scooter, then you almost die.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The two most socially acceptable ways to give yourself brain damage are alcoholism and football. So if that's what you're after, there you go. If not, we can't help you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.