Uncast

We start right off with Victoria’s obsession with gay sex. Comic-Con is upon us and we have a great blog post for staying safe there or at any ‘con. Because we recorded this prior to Comic-Con, we discuss our plans for the week. We enjoy some beers of the week before talking sports for a moment. Daniel traded a monitor for jalapenos. Insert bad sports team jokes here. We talk about  the Ketchup Mustard Crack Girl. One of us thinks it’s funny. The other is appalled. Which are you? Daniel was also guest hosted a great podcast “Chronic Chronicles” as a caregiving expert, and we both prepare for an Italian invasion as Andrea visits us again. This is exactly one hour long.  

We recorded this on the Fourth of July. ‘Mericka! Fuhyah! #Fail #Unblessed. Did you back Reading Rainbow? We did! Over $5 million is awesome. We’re excited that it’ll be coming back. We talk about books for a bit. We get into July 4th and Daniel likens U.S. involvement in both world wars (WWI and WWII) to opening a jar. Victoria thinks Omaha Beach would’ve been a perfect spot for a romantic picnic. #Crazy. What filter would you use? #Instagram. We have no filters for our mouths. We had birthdays! #GettinOld They were filled with maple bacon donuts, beer, Waves, Five Guys, Double IPAs, cocktails, pool parties, more beer, and The Perch.#Awesome Congrats, MrDaH! #Impressed As if he needed such a thing, Fleshlight has found a way for you to fuck your porn. They call it: The Launch Pad. #Creepy This breaks out into a discussion on various sex toys and penis size. #Judgment We had a great trip to Arizona. #HotAsHell Even the trips there and back were a blast. #MoreHeatPuns We had a taste of

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title. Here is the link.   The Ballad of Raft Fucker continues. If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I swear there’s no corelation between those two things. It just happened. (HSFE) HODOR. Mad Men is fucking awesome as well. Watch that too. Vivi went to two concerts in the same week: Lady Gaga and Wanda Jackson. We learned a few things. First, Vivi says no to pants whiskey. Second, alcohol doesn’t really burn her anymore. Before Wanda Jackson, we went out to the Aero Bar for scotch tasting. SO MANY CHOICES! Spicy maple bacon mixed nut brittle. Make it happen. It keeps away the green puppies. Or something. I don’t k

This one went so long we had to split it into two episodes. WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin! Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting. Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to

Rachel’s here and we start right off getting racist. We try to distract ourselves with the first beer of the week but Vivi can’t help but continue and she follows this up by applying for a job at Buzzfeed via podcast. Again we blast one beer and praise another. We also discuss how aging beer in used barrels is better than used condoms. We don’t want to know what might grow out of THAT concoction.   Moving forward, Rachel talks about the highs and lows of her holiday here after graduating from WVU. This includes wine tasting, brewery tours, new restaurants, and a day getting lost around downtown San Diego. Victoria and Rachel saw the new X-Men movie and they discuss their thoughts on it. This sends Victoria into a Comic Nerd lesson.   Victoria and Rachel also enjoyed a great concert featuring a couple new favorite bands: Nickle Creek and Secret Sisters. This gets us into a discussion about concerts past and certain preferences we’ve developed. We try the third beer of the even

Butch joined us again 3 weeks ago for another one of those shows. Yes, I really need to get more timely with my editing. I do apologize. Anyways, this is a tasting episode. We have beers we love and some we don’t care for so much. Okay, to warn we really are quite harsh to one of them. Apologies to the dear loving friends who shared them with us. We also have another Doritos Mystery Bag tasting and some odd sodas.   Trips to Arcana Brewing and Off-The-Tracks Brewery went pretty well and we drove an Iron Fist through our brains with a flavours we hadn’t thought about with beer but why not? The NFL Draft comes up briefly but not so much to bore the non-sports fans. We’re more kind here.   The Leaning Tower of Pisa has stairs? This confuses some of those in the audience. Also Pisa not being in Rome also confuses some of us. Can we get Richard Digits III, Esq on this please? No? Too busy chasing roosters, maybe? Again, I swear we’re not being hateful. I feel like these show not

Your baby: Cute or NOPE? You play along. We enjoy a well-balanced Stone beer. Cinnamon gets into shit. Booze Brothers & Barrel Harbor breweries entertain our beer cravings. Victoria likes Hearthstone but some guys can be flat out dickholes. Victoria shares dumb Buzzfeed article suggestions.   Racist stores bring Victoria new business ideas and we bring you the racist news of the week with Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy. We pick up beer of the week #2 before finishing up RNW with an epic reaction to racist football fans. Speaking of, we had an epic time with the SD Mixtape Society and if you’re in the area and enjoy discovering and sharing music, you should come join us in June!   There are entirely too many damn trending topics related to One Direction! Closing pitchers should not come out to “Sweet Home Alabama.” Daniel rants about a difficult situation many men might know about. This leads to a Facebook rant. TL;DL Go back to using diaries and Fuck Buzzfeed. One thing that

Butch joins us yet again and this is the love episode. Love of Game of Thrones and beer brought us to the SD Tap Room and we had a nice evening with a couple of cool ladies. Victoria has Z-BRO-tolerance but talking geek with Kate and her friend, made them disappear. While waiting, we enjoy some beer at the Barrel Republic (who mostly stole Bear Republic’s logo) and learn what the “Gaslamp Strip Club” of beer would look like.   Karaoke anyone? Let’s set that shit up on Chromecast and enjoy it with cheap beer. Uber has Victoria so smitten, Lyft is gonna have to go places to win her over. Anyone got 5 cents? Ellie Goulding’s thighs could give you the best makeover ever. Oh and thighs are totally hot.   MORE BEER!   We create new beers for Societe Brewing thanks to a Coronado Brewing barleywine. More beer? Cake crotch!   MEHR BIER!   Ghost breweries? We don’t mind. We’re trying to hit 100+ breweries by the end of 2014 and we discuss 5 of them in

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before. Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this. Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible n

It’s a German Sparkle Party! We did get our German noms on and there’s lots of beer, including local delicacies by Belching Beaver, Mother Earth, and Manzanita.   We discuss the pre-party fun, including the new Veronica Mars movie. In short, if you loved the series, you’ll love the movie. If you never watched it, it doesn’t exactly hold up as a feature film. It’s more like a long TV episode. If you don’t like Veronica Mars, FUCK YOU.   Becky loves Kristen Bell. Butch is property of K. Bell. Well, this is awkward. To break the tension, Bex suggests Anna Kendrick and Kristen Bell dressed up like Tinkerbell. Vivi wants Mexico pics of Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza. Everyone watch House of Lies too, k?   God invented the freeway to get to the threeway. This leads to offensive nostalgia and what’s a casingle? This is where the beers of the week reviews go. Nelly goes over 70 hours straight. The Daily Show rips off our Pon de Floor bit! WTF, John Stewart?!

Daniel survived and Johnny Depp wishes he was Ironborn. Starting the show right off with Game of Thrones discussion. This turns into a debate about being a geek about superficial things and researching comparable real-life subjects. Then there’s arguing over dragon before we get to the first beer of the week, Aztec Brewing’s Hibiscus Wheat Ale.   First question to YOU: where did circumision start? Why the penis? Couldn’t we have just shown our commitment to God by cutting off a digit or an ear, like van Gogh? Yes, I just called God a hooker. Speaking of hookers, Russia invaded Ukraine and we discuss holding off judgment on that or not. We’ve obviously learned more since this was recorded. This leads to talk of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight. Do it weird you out as much as it does us?   Beer of the week numero dos is Bayhawk AlesChocolate Porter. We don’t like it. Move on. San Diego celebrated Burger Week and Happy Hour Week earlier this month. Go get you some! Bee

Welcome to the 2014 Oscars episode of Uncast. We also spend a lot of time talking about beer, the Olympics, games and other things. Let the race begin.   OK so for The Oscars, here’s a recap: Ellen was cool, pizza delivery was not. Lupita Nyong’o winning was cool, The Art of Killing losing was not. It sooo was not. “Let It Go” was a beautiful anthem song and Vivi was seemingly the only person happy that McConaughey won for Best Actor. 23 minutes in, we hate goodbyes and endings too but it’s time to move on to another topic.   The Olympics just ended and we haven’t really talked about anything more than the sex the athletes were having. Does anything else matter? Yes. The fact that we missed so much because events aired at 4am Pacific Time.   Beers of the Week include an old favorite of ours from Great Divide Brewing and a new found favorite from Butcher’s Brewing. Get them if you can. We hit breweries numbers 5 and 6 in our tour of San Diego breweries.

As always happens when Butch happens, this runs long; like an hour 46 long.This episode starts with pink eye and corncob pipes. We have two eyes and two lungs. We only need one of each, right? Okay so survey #1 of the episode is Spongebob: pitcher or catcher? Either way, we know the Snorks are great at oral sex, hence the show title. Beer of the Week starts with a Bootlegger’s beer and Stochasticity Project.   Cinnamon cannot be contained by one box. This of course brings us to discussing Ellen Page. Victoria is obsessed with Animal Crossing. Yes, still. Insert awkward segue to Valentine’s Day. It was one of our favorite Valentine’s Days of all time. We hit Brabant Cafe, the Stone store in South Park, Station Tavern, and Eclipse Chocolate before seeing a NOT funny Brian Regan at Balboa Theatre. We did like the opening act.   Ask A Black gives us survey #2 is Victoria racist if she dresses up like K.C. and JoJo? No. You should dress up as KC and find a white chick with a big ass. Bu

Have you ever liquified a nut? Yeah this is a few weeks old but still somewhat relevant? Daniel is on fire and his “stupid” abounds! We talk briefly about the Super Bowl game itself but since it was over after the first play from scrimmage, we spend more time discussing the commercials and halftime show. After 30 minutes, we get to beer. This week, it’s a new San Diego brewery called 2Kids Brewing. Check them out. We try a new twist on a previously reviewed beer with the Brewmaster’s Edition of Gulden Draak. Did we like it? Hint: We liked it better than Cinnamon keeping us up at night but not as much as Victoria loves Animal Crossing. Sweet ta tas! That’s a very strange fetish. Facebook games and 3DS games: do you do them? So apparently Transformers movies are still being made. Now we get Dinobots. With the racist way that Jazz was portrayed, I wonder if they’ll try to recreate the Grimlock voice from the original cartoon series. We discuss our thoughts on the loss of Phi

UNIVERSARY 7 is MARCH 15. Mark your calendar, buy your tickets, and arrange your hotel. Or stay with us. Why? Z. C. C is for Cookie. In Soviet Russia, cookie sees you. If Vivi fucks a pie, is that scissoring? We be laying tracks, yo. Poll of the week: Did you have any clue that Christian Bale was in “Newsies?” Non-responses will count as “No” responses. The guys haven’t seen Godfather 2 or 3. Victoria gets all kinds of judgmental. Victoria tells about her video game town and Daniel gets all kinds of judgmental. People go to the spa for jizz in the face. We get into a Reddit thread about everyday customs that are actually kinda weird when you think about it. Victoria hates Lagunitas. We discuss a conversation between @cavaticat and @jeffsaporito from this week that amused Daniel through his lunch break. Vivi and Butch of course feed off this. Daniel has a business idea. Victoria has a theory. So do vaginas resemble the eye of Sauron? Want to motorboat a woman’s asshole? D

First Uncast of the year! Victoria and Butch join us as a new comedy cop tag team, Masters and Bait. We recorded this on New Years Day. Allagash Black is the first beer of the year. This is precisely why I hated having a last name that started with W in school. We discuss our holidays and Victoria’s difficulty recovering from NYE. Victoria is a board game bully. We’ve knew this after playing with her but this Buzzfeed article proved it. Butch Corp. is born starting with a few easy million dollar ideas. This includes The Lipnicky and a service where someone puts together a super cut of all the times Daniel says “And we’re back!” and check out FootballAsFootball.com. In the meantime, make your plan to be in San Francisco Feb 8th to see Butch dropping mashups at the DNA Lounge. Then join us on February 16th for the San Diego Mixtape Society.

For the last Uncast episode recorded in 2013, Daniel and Cronut The Magnificent give you a very reasonable rule to live by: if Charlie Sheen’s mouth has been there, you may not want to be there. Beer is tasted and Daniel recalls an awesome Friday evening with Butch at a place that specializes in Belgian beers, a place where you can drink beer and play arcade games, a hip coffee house and TWO Stone Company Stores. Victoria gets a new haircut (bangs!) and then we go through our 13 favorite things from 2013. Send us YOUR favorites! Links: Coin-Op Game Room Stone Company Store on Kettner Lestat’s Coffee House Brabant Bar & Cafe

Happy Holidays everyone. Enjoy cuckolds and Make-A-Wish for old people. Victoria reminds us all your sperm pussy isn’t safe. Insert racism here? You ask her. We have beer stories, Rhi-Day, Thanksgiving, cocktails, and Goodbye Horses. Daniel leaves the King undefended but Victoria doesn’t know who Mona Lisa is so somehow that makes us equals. We discuss the silliness that is romance novels and Victoria has lost all knowledge of normal sex. This season has also been full of some crap TV, including Carrie Underwood in a stage to screen re-adaptation of A Sound of Music which was utter crap. Add to that a movie I once loved like no other each winter and this year is just too hard to watch, Love, Actually. It tries too hard but it works...every year it works. We dive into various comics that Victoria loves (thanks Andrea) and then shit gets real. Christmas, Yule, and other Winter stuff.

Insert radio voice here. Yes folks, we're back. We enjoyed the Stone Brewing four bastards of the apocalypse and Ommegang Game of Thrones Take the Black Stout. This show is full of video games, white girl things and a few weird news stories from months ago. Check it out!

This episode is brought to you by the letter A and the number 5! Andrea joins us and we get right down to it. While the early episode is a bit NSFL, the rest of the episode is worth keeping your lunch down. It's autumn and that means white chick heaven: all things pumpkin. On Uncast, this means a plethora of pumpkin ales. Mid-September through Mid-October was full of epic activity. We start with Daniel epic fail at the San Diego Festival of Beer. The mantra of the night was, “give it to Daniel, he'll drink anything!” That's me, the Liquid Mouth Slut. Let's just say it didn't end well. Props to the Dahs for not letting him drive and hosting him in their posh hotel room. Victoria follows the same road a week later during Scotch and CAH (Cards Against Humanity) and we may never be allowed in The Local again. The car will certainly never forget that night. Yeesh. The following weekend, we start off with epic breakfast at Bonnie Jean's Soul Food and Monkey Paw Pub and Brewery. This is where we split. D