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This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part.  Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.sa

In this week's episode, we make our triumphant return to the Year of Rage by hate-watching the 2002 Anne Rice nu-metal vampire movie "Queen of the Damned." Special topics for you to consider: what the motivations of any character in this movie actually are, nu metal and who even likes it??, the entirely stupid concept of a rock and roll vampire, how amazing Aaliyah is and why it takes her a full hour of this approximately 82 hour film to show up, and poor life decisions in college.  Tell us your thoughts on this one at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also contribute to our "Mailbag!" segment at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Have you checked out our amazing sponsors yet?? If not, we don't know what to tell you except to go do it. Cryptocurium is a fantastic monthly subscription box full of handmade art, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.org) is a publishing house (nay, publishing hospital) that puts out beau

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool. Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3 Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best.  Also, give a little love to th

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2016 home invasion film "Hush." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the possible side effects of Ecto-Cooler, Deep Purple vs. Kula Shaker vs. Simon & Garfunkel, the advantages of living in the city, survival plans for a home invasion and terrible accents from terrible television shows.  What do you think about this movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Please also consider visiting a couple of webpages on our behalf: our sponsors Cryptocurium and their amazing Parcel of Terror at http://www.cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries and their wonderful zines at http://www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and a gofundme that is very close to our hearts, a cataract surgery fund for Kevin (a Werewolf Ambulance EMT) at https://www.gofundme.com/27qvpdsd. These things mean a lot to us, and it's awesome that you guys support them too. Werewolf

This week we're joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the misnomer of calling the setting a house, poor man's versions of other actors, the wonderful 90s combination of Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson and Sonya Blade, looking for trouble in the basement, questionable Academy Awards, tax implications and CHRIS KATTAN.  Have you seen this one? Do you have any fondness for it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money as long as we both shall live, okay guys? If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really hel

This week we're back to the Italian super-weird horror films of a few decades ago with the 1985 Lamberto Bava film, "Demons." Special topics of the week include: Allen losing his mind (as he predicted, in all fairness), the peak era of dirt bikes, plenty of sound effects, appropriate times to eat a stromboli, the hero of this film 'Zhorzge', crazy effects and of course, movie punks.   Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Where does it fall for you on the spectrum of Italian horror films? You can let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com to be featured on a future episode's "Mailbag!" segment.  Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so

Ghosts! Or demons! Or whatever! This week we're talking about the 2007 found footage film "Paranormal Activity." Special topics for your consideration include: high quality foley work, cats vs. ghosts: what's the difference?, a very Pittsburgh haunting, the majesty of "Foyle's War," why we're afraid of ghosts when we don't believe in them (part two) and how to make love songs better. Have you seen this one? What about its many sequels? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like to be featured on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also give our sponsors some love! You can sign up for Cryptocurium's Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com and check out the amazing zines from Seventh Church Ministries at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and we promise that you will not regret a single moment you spend doing either.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast

In this week's very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we put our usual potty mouths on hold and behaved in a very passably kid-friendly way to discuss the 2009 film "Coraline." Special topics include: what two childless people think that children probably like, these same childless people offering advice to children because we are exactly the kind of people from whom you would want your children to take advice, our amazement at the beauty of stop motion animation, jokes from the internet, drinking because of office jobs and the actual distressing scenes in this children's movie. Have you seen this movie? Do you/your kids like it? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Also, feel free to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and you might hear yourself on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also check out this week's sponsors Cryptocurium (http://www.cryptocurium.com) and Seventh Church Ministries (https://seventhchurchmini

Well, we had to do it sometime. In this week's episode we're discussing the 2004 granddaddy of grisly 'what would you do?' movies, "Saw." Special topics for you to consider include: several people who are wonderful but specifically Danny Glover and reggae fusion artist Shaggy, terrible parenting, possible career paths that Jigsaw could have explored, bad accents, whether or not "Saw" is actually just kind of a bunko "Se7en," things that could have gone wrong that would have foiled this entire film's plot and the return of "Mailbag!" What are your thoughts on "Saw"? Did you like it? Did you like any of the sequels? Are you secretly (or not-so-secretly) a huge fan of yuck-out torture horror? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear your message on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also check out our awesome-as-always sponsor, Cryptocurium! You can find them at cryptocu

This week we're joined by our pal Justin Gray to discuss his pick, the 1987 action/sci-fi/horror(??) favorite "Predator." Special topics for your consideration include: gubernatorial candidates we would get behind from the cast of this movie, whether or not there is actually a plot to "Predator", very uncomfortable jokes, terrible impressions, the 12-year-old-boy vibe and of course, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!! This episode also marks the introduction of a new segment on Werewolf Ambulance, "Mailbag!"  You've definitely seen "Predator." Do you agree with our assessments? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. Also consider emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear yourself on a future "Mailbag!"  Also, big thanks to Justin (@build.to.burn) for joining us and also to this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium! Check them out at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror and get cool horror gear de

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K.  Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know! Please also visit our totally excellent sponsor Cryptocurium to sign up for their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and get ready to receive amazing stuff in your mailbox every month.

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you.  Please also visit our rad sponsor, Cryptocurium Custom Creations at cryptocurium.com. Sign up for their Parcel of Terror and get amazing stuff in your mailbox every month without fail.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character. We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also check out our excellent sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. We are legitimately so excited to get this box every month and we know you will be too. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You guys, this episode is for us. We hope you like it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week. You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

It's a special guestisode week, EMTs! This week we're joined by our friend Colleen to discuss her pick, the 2012 Indonesian thriller "Ritual (Modus Anomali)." Special topics for your careful consideration include: learning how to Dougie, puns and brain damage, what Indonesian people must think about Americans, awkward family interactions, the consistency of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," Muay Thai Day and the use of cornflakes in fights. Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. If you like this episode, could you please tell a friend? And if you reaaaally liked it, consider rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Thank you sincerely, as always, for helping us grow. Please also check out this week's sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive the highly excellent Parcel of Terror in your mailbox monthly. You're gonna love it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy p

This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII! We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also visit this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their Parcel of Terror.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you! Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously. Please also visit our sponsor Cryptocurium

Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs.  Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  While you're on the internet, you should head over to cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive their monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie. Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe! Please also visit our sponsor at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, the absolute best monthly subscription box money can buy. You're gonna love it. Werewo