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Well EMTs, it's episode number 104 which, by our math, means that it's the SEASON FINALE of Season 2: Year of Rage! To honor the closing of this year, we decided to get super, super ragey with the 2007 Lindsay Lohan thriller "I Know Who Killed Me." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: life imitating art and art imitating life, the Next Young Artist competition, unsexy stripping, the weird blue artistic choices, Dario Argento: the crappy years and generally just our extreme confusion about basically everything in this film. Did you watch this one? Tell us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about the

In this week's episode, we talk a LOT about both Jeff Goldblum and puking, so you know it's gonna be a good one. We're discussing the 1986 David Cronenberg remake of "The Fly." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: how cool Mel Brooks is, a high sugar intake, an endless supply of baboons, Stannis Baratheon, suggested YouTube watching and Allen's ring phase of life.  Do you like this movie? How do you feel about Cronenberg in general? Let us know in the coments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you. Please also check out this week's sponsors! The Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com will blow your mind and then you can put your mind back together just to have it blown again by the beautiful new zine "Beneath a Dim Sum" from Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). Let them know you heard about them from us. Hey, and if you've got a second and haven't done so already, please cruise on over to

In this week's episode we get deep into the holiday spirit with the 2016 anthology horror film "Holidays." Special topics for your consideration include: an inadvertent St. Patrick's Day celebration, the real weirdness of zombie Jesus, Ace of Base and what they really wanted, the career choices of Sean Astin and Allen's holiday knowledge quiz bowl.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Which segments stood out to you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also check out our sponsors! It's the greatest month of the year for our pal Jason at Cryptocurium, where you can get a Parcel of Terror delivered to your door. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com. It's also time for a brand new Seventh Church Ministries zine! Check out what Mike has going on at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You know EMTs, lately it just seemed like we were having a little too much fun. We decided to bring it down a notch with the mega-depressing post-apocalyptic/zombie (??) film from 2002, "28 Days Later." That doesn't mean we can't still make jokes though! Special topics for your consideration include: what we might need to be prepared to do, the science of air raid sirens, lovely lovely Cillian Murphy, what your car window decals might say about you and/or your cat family and the possibility that we might need an apocalypse backup plan. What are your thoughts on this movie? Tell us in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Please also give our sponsor some love! It's not too late to get the Treat box from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and then continue to get the Parcel of Terror all year long. You are absolutely not going to regret it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy pod

100 episodes!! In this week's episode, we pretty much get super psyched on having reached 100 and basically throw ourselves a birthday party. You're gonna love it. We also celebrate by discussing an absolute favorite film of both of ours: the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad." Special topics include: a trip down podcast memory lane that was sparked by the amazing statistical work of Emily, an A+ EMT. You can see all her data on both our Facebook and Instagram. We also get into the many questions of "The Monster Squad," excellent children, some more advice for both children and and adults, the scariest monsters and squad goals achieved.  THANK YOU, you guys. Thank you all so much who have been with us in getting here, with a particular thanks this week to Nix of Plight of the Living Dead and her Zombmes, which you can see at https://www.facebook.com/ZombMe. Also, a huge enormous loving thank you to our sponsors, Cryptocurium and the monthly subscription box of joy known as the Parcel of Terror (www.cryptocurium

EMTs, this is our 99th episode! Accordingly, we're celebrating a near-achievement with some near-death experiences in our discussion of the 2000 teen slasher/thriller "Final Destination." Special topics for your consideration include: our confusion regarding Y2K, fashions of the turn of the century, Rube Goldberg death machines and the fear they invoke, what in the world anyone was thinking with Tony Todd in this movie, future funeral wishes and ceruuuuuleaaaan bluuuuue.  Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the other 34-ish films it seems to have spawned? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or by emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. You can also buy our t-shirts designed by the astounding Justin Gray by Paypaling us $15 to the above email address and letting us know what size and where to ship it. We're unfortunately down to M, XL and 2XL, though. Thank you so, so much to those of you who have purchased them

Dear EMTs, it's been seeeeveeen daaays since our last episode so you know what that means! Well, it means that we put out an episode every week, obviously. It also means that this week, we're discussing the 2002 remake "The Ring." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: more digressions than possibly any other episode to date, how much you'll love this movie if you're really into VHS technology, whether or not that child is a Culkin, more bad parenting from cinema parents, the appearance of Brian Cox and so many unanswered questions. Do you like this movie? What about the original Japanese film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, where you can buy a WWA t-shirt by sending us an email with your name, address and desired size, plus Paypaling $15 to that same email address.  While you're in the mind to spend money, check out our sponsors! It's not too late to sign up for Cryptocu

This week we're talking clowns, kids, blood and caves with the 1990 Stephen King 2-part miniseries "It." Special topics for your consideration include: coulrophobia (fear of clowns) and whether or not that's worse if the clown appears to be from New York, "Encino Man" vs. "The Thing": a showdown for the ages, Allen discovering things on the internet, the man/myth/legend that is Tim Curry, why Tommy Lee Wallace doesn't care about details and a variety of television actors.  Do you like this epic film? Are you excited for the upcoming remake? Let us know in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys. Don't forget about this week's sponsors! It's your last few days to sign up for the "Trick" box from Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com (August 31 is the deadline!) and check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, wh

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front. Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com; we love to hear from you guys. Please remember to check out this week's sponsor CRYPTOCURIUM! It's not too late to get your order in for the special "Trick" box, hurry over to www

In this week's guestisode we're joined by our friend Missy to discuss her pick, the 1986 teen slasher "April Fool's Day." EMTs, we do spoil the end of this movie so if you have any intentions of watching it without spoilers, watch before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: the advantages to having a large cast of characters in a slasher, so much sexual innuendo, Biff being Biff forever, not being real sure about how you do sex, whether or not the film "Jaws" was responsible for a medical nightmare and who is Chaz, anyway?? How do you feel about this movie? Do you think it deserves its downright rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Hey, don't forget about our incredible sponsors! Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their Parcel of Terror + Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the

In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best cultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic. Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool st

This week we are particularly excited because we get to discuss one of our favorite things: people eating people. We're talking about the 1999 film "Ravenous" and all of its bizarre scenes and even more bizarre jokes. Special topics for your consideration include porn parody titles, what we know or don't know about mountains, who might possibly be a Wendigo, corpse fridges, other questionable things that Ben Franklin said and what we might have missed about this movie. Guys, do you love this one? Let's talk about it. You can let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Don't forget to show our sponsors some love! You can check out Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, buy some incredible zines from Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com and scope and purchase some beautiful art at www.dylangarrettsmith.com.  Werewo

Hi EMTs, denne uken vi diskuterer en film om nazi-zombier! That means "this week we are discussing a movie about Nazi zombies" in Norwegian, or at least Google says it does. Anyway-- Norwegians, Nazis, zombies--that can mean only one thing: the 2009 film "Dead Snow." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not European dudes are better than American dudes (spoiler alert: not really), fish mugging, being bummed if Hitler shows up, whether the ugly one ruined the Backstreet Boys and, in what is possibly our most tangent-laden episode to date, our hot takes on swimming in lakes, riding snowmobiles, pooping outdoors, being anywhere near snow, and more.  Hey, we also use this episode as an excuse to celebrate a milestone that you guys helped us achieve so: 1) thank you so, so much for your continued support and 2) sorry in advance that I (Katie) get a little drunk and yell-y in this one.  Let us know your thoughts on this episode on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance

In this week's episode, we are go back to a much-requested time period with the 1964 Vincent Price classic, "The Last Man on Earth." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not Allen is tricking Katie into watching movies with Italians, Vincent Price's limitations in acting and also possibly parenting, awkward uses of modern slang, nerd rage, some gaming talk and terrible impressions of VP himself. How do you feel about this movie? What's your favorite 60s horror film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also check out this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at their website www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up for the Parcel of Terror, a monthly subscription box full of amazing handmade horror stuff. There's literally no reason not to, you're gonna love it! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part.  Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.sa

In this week's episode, we make our triumphant return to the Year of Rage by hate-watching the 2002 Anne Rice nu-metal vampire movie "Queen of the Damned." Special topics for you to consider: what the motivations of any character in this movie actually are, nu metal and who even likes it??, the entirely stupid concept of a rock and roll vampire, how amazing Aaliyah is and why it takes her a full hour of this approximately 82 hour film to show up, and poor life decisions in college.  Tell us your thoughts on this one at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also contribute to our "Mailbag!" segment at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Have you checked out our amazing sponsors yet?? If not, we don't know what to tell you except to go do it. Cryptocurium is a fantastic monthly subscription box full of handmade art, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.org) is a publishing house (nay, publishing hospital) that puts out beau

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool. Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3 Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best.  Also, give a little love to th

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2016 home invasion film "Hush." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the possible side effects of Ecto-Cooler, Deep Purple vs. Kula Shaker vs. Simon & Garfunkel, the advantages of living in the city, survival plans for a home invasion and terrible accents from terrible television shows.  What do you think about this movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Please also consider visiting a couple of webpages on our behalf: our sponsors Cryptocurium and their amazing Parcel of Terror at http://www.cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries and their wonderful zines at http://www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and a gofundme that is very close to our hearts, a cataract surgery fund for Kevin (a Werewolf Ambulance EMT) at https://www.gofundme.com/27qvpdsd. These things mean a lot to us, and it's awesome that you guys support them too. Werewolf

This week we're joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the misnomer of calling the setting a house, poor man's versions of other actors, the wonderful 90s combination of Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson and Sonya Blade, looking for trouble in the basement, questionable Academy Awards, tax implications and CHRIS KATTAN.  Have you seen this one? Do you have any fondness for it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money as long as we both shall live, okay guys? If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really hel