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Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Winter Olympics backlash (not my fault) I am now a Guzman Y Gomez Member (my fault) Kid playing cricket blows up in front of me Changing gender norms on Valentines Day In the Members stand for Australia vs India Condoms run out almost immediately at Winter Olympics Karl Stefanovic's new political agenda what People on MAFS are either rooting heaps or not at all Indigenous All Star game used my idea for quarters Kevin Walters is a scorned ex-lover Genuine psychosis surrounding Steve Smith's continued non-selection New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Guzman breakfast actually cranks Winter Olympics bloke forgot your supposed to cheat at the Olympics, not before My first time back at the Berry Hotel since the incident Yarns from a bloody good wedding I've become hooked by MAFS New sport 'Run It Straight' is best way to get brain damage very quickly Payne Haas to the bunnies, head blown off Bit of UFC New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s I have already read one whole book this year, crazy pace Glebe 7/11 has fallen Potentially signing Harry Garside to my fight promotion company Watching MAFS by yourself is not it Ricky Stuart unites Raiders WAGS under his leadership The Melbourne Storm are an evil organisation Volk inspires me everyday Steve Smith non-selection sends me into psychosis New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s National Tour Announcement Huge long weekend that calmed down at the appropriate time Got to gig with James McCann Kelli Holiday robbed in Hottest 100 Nick Kyrgios parties before fake game Prime Train battles porn addiction Paddy The Baddy gets tuned up by Justin Gaethje I put my winnings on the Perth Scorchers Volk fights this weekend, load the weapons See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2026 Sydney, Brisbane & Melbourne Tickets: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Watching tennis for a month straight before never watching it again Pubs playing constant NBA replays for no reason smh Michael Zerafa ruined my Friday night I was on news.com.au lol I experienced a new sneaky dating tactic women are using in 2026 Is Lachie Neal a bad bloke? Is Zac Lomax a bad bloke? Talking Big Bash but trying to come across less psychotic UFC returns this Sunday and so does emotional betting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2026 Sydney, Brisbane & Melbourne Tickets: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s New year, I'm the same shock Uber driver who's scared of music NYE House party Opening for The Grade Cricketer at the State Theatre  I am a member of the Sportsbet class action lol That weird hate ad that has Kyle Sandilands Alyssa Healy shock retirement My beautiful boy Uzzie is gone Ashes review including one last go at Cameron Green Highlighting the worst overseas players in the Big Bash New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Annual drunk Chrissy episode! First half solo, second half is me with Rohan Arneil. Happy Christmas legends and I'll see you all in the new year. New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out Sydney Stand-up Aleks Milinkovic's new comedy special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antrC78g6YE&t=1s Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly' is out December 11 at 6pm on my Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw   My stand-up special is out A Moody Christmas is undefeated Why don't we share our Spotify Wrapped anymore? Big Brother Finale - sucked in Ed Goccsy stealing our hearts at the cricket Saturday night ran into Marty Sheargold lol Robot waiter at Yum Cha Listener shout outs including Kelli Holiday winning Hottest 100, Ronda Rousey comeback, Rusty on Rogan, shocking betting day for UFC, Piers Morgan & more New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Stand-up Special 'Gamble Responsibly' out Thursday December 11 on my YouTube channel! Get around it. Andrew Barnett joins me to review the 2nd Ashes Test. First half we trash the woeful poms before foaming on the heroic Aussies.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bloke in a bar debut How I would win Big Brother Took a date on the Sydney Big Bus Rohan’s 30th house party - piñata incident English cricketers flagrantly break law in Brisbane The Volk’s fighting in Sydney Rugby League player wants to go to MMA lol Ashes bants See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emotionally terrifying weekend Big Brother kind of rips this year Rebel Sport Incident Celeb appearance at Pat Doherty’s new Bondi Cafe Embarrassing incident with Pommy bloke Ausify your algorithm Conor McGregor finds God for the 11th time (maybe don’t lose him this time) Spanian can do it all New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today I review the 1st Ashes test with stand-up comedian Andrew Barnett. We go through the game and then discuss whether Uzzie should be sent to the glue factory for 25 minutes.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Youtube thumbnails are scaring me Pokemon League champions are underpaid The 12 minute miracle (lime bike) Getting existential in Perth 47 blowing Bill Clinton UFC heartbreak Jake Paul to get decapitated by Anthony Joshua? Full Ashes preview New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't afford spiritual enlightenment Lauren won't admit anything Oasis yarn recap including merch disaster and being hostages at Olympic Park High stakes comedy at my local pub Shocker at the Sheffield Shield Old men trample over children for Pat Cummins' signature Listener shout outs including quotas for Aussie shows, Cam Green supporter begs me to leave him alone and UFC 322 New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have a neighbourhood bully Vacuum bags don't actually exist? Prince Andrew hospital pass on triple j Dressing as Richie Benaud for Halloween and no one knows who he is Most aggressive public making out I've ever seen Abbie Chatfield & Kelli Annual-Leave sex audio Listener shout outs including Eli Katoa, Oasis, Dean Lewis, UFC betting scandal & our beautiful boy Marnus just won't stop New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Formal apology Opening for the Grade Cricketer in Sydney Saw an old bloke get worked at Clovelly Living alone Pat betrays me yet again Mushies in Marrickville Listener shout outs including simple coffee orders, Quillan Salkilld, Tom Aspinall, Ash 'Heavy Pockets' Gardner and more New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a little climate change good? Weddings are the best Got the stitches out of my foot I'd be a great priest I reckon The devil tempts me Big loss on UFC main event In control of the big screen tele at the pub Bailey Smith still firing wild on insta Listener shout outs including Marnus, Kevin Rudd, Jim Jefferies, Rugby League Ashes, weird shit in Armidale and UFC 321 New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Praying for old blokes using the stairs at Clovelly Got a skin check (it's funny I swear?) Week at the Store with Rohan and Wolfey Taxi incident The craziest Mad Monday yet - Osborne Park Football Club Honourable mention South Bunbury Football club president Politicians say David Pocock doesn't know anything about sport Listener shout outs including the Aussie women's cricket team, Charles Oliveira, rugby league conspiracies and Perth booing the American national anthem New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great switch is upon us. Many blessings to those who celebrate. Daylight savings is here, wow The lead was flying in Sydney New doco about Melbourne's mistakes on Netflix triple j crossover with Frankie Riyadh Comedy Festival Wild 2pm gig at the Pyrmont Bridge Hotel UFC320 NRL Grand Finals Listener shout outs including Marnus being unstoppable, toilet water, Harjas Singh, Sheffield Shield and the perfect amount of beers (9). New Episode every Thursday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNANSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.