M&g Vs Scripts

This is the start. The start of SEASON 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE VIEWERS.  Welcome back ya dorks, we decided to take an extremely deserved vacation for two weeks. We come back with the upmost quality, mostly because it's not just Kyle and I talking this time. We have our first guest! Peter Nuttall, great friend of the podcast and helps edit our below average shorts and cartoons we pretend to make.  This episode is about masterbating. It is too late and I am too tired to make jokes about it.     Timeline Season 2 doesn't do timelines.    Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   K bye, I'll miss you. 

I know. I also got the news on every major news outlet. We did not put out an episode last week... and also this Wednesday but don't you fret you avid M&Ger's? We are back! But not really. We did a half drunk Season Recap of all the very important scripts and podcasts we graciously gifted you all thus far. Feel free to skip this episode like many to most of you do with every single episode.    No Timeline. Nope. Just mostly rambling. Listen for yourself, nerds.    Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse. I resent you for that. I resent you all.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   Season 2: The Search for More Viewers starts next Wednesday. I will see all four of you fools there. 

What are you doing here? Please leave. This content is not for you. We post it publicly only to have a record of it.    This episode is the conclusion of Season 1. That's right we think we are so important that we put our mediocre at best episodes into a season format. We read THIS SCRIPT, and we talk about it and we talk about some other things and then we continue to talk about other things. Lot's of rambling at the start and end of the episode.    Timeline Intro (00:08-00:45) Kyle Fainted Hard (00:48-21:00) Reading Original Script (24:00-33:15) Reflection and Gameplan (33:15-36:45) What the heck we did (37:45-1:07:00) Why Kyle hates Love (1:09:20-1:24:45) Outro (1:25:00-1:25:50)   Alright nerds, that is all we got for you. Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   K. Bye. 

Hello friends! It's May 15th and in our lovely state of Michigan, that means the first dose of decent weather has decided to grace us. If you can't tell that means I am not as negative while writing these descriptions.  This week we have Almost Gone. It's a story about nothing without any humor. We take that script and make it a story about something with jokes that probably fall flat. You can read along with us here if you can't understand our Midwestern accents.    Timeline. Introduction (00:02-00:38)  Kyle takes on the issue of abortion (00:40-4:00) Reading Almost Gone (4:00-11:53) How much we adored Almost Gone and more(11:53-41:15) What we did to the script (41:55-44:45) Reading our script (44:45-52:04) Reflection and other random shit (52:04-1:06:30) Outro (1:06:45-1:07:45)   Fuck it, I'm just gonna copy and paste from the last episode.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub P

It's here. It's Cock-Man 2. The episode only Massó was anticipating has finally come. This episode is exactly what you would expect from the creators of the original Cock-Man, pure sexism. Don't worry if you are not up to date, we read through the first Cock-Man as well.    You do your own Timeline of events.  Podcast (00:00:01-01:24:15)     Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub Premium, and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com. Who reads this anyways? Just listen to the below average podcast dorks. 

This episode is not the Cock-Man 2 story you were promised. We decided to invest in cliffhangers, therefore we are putting out this filler episode and next week Cock-Man 2: Die Hard-On Die will be shown for the whole world (all 5-8 listeners) to experience.  This episode is alright. Lots of rambling at the end. For those of you who do not enjoy Kyle and I's personality you probably shouldn't listen to this one or any of them. That's right I am trying to get rid of the tiny audience we don't have.    Timeline yo Intro (00:07-01:10) How we start our day (1:10-4:45) Reading Original Script (4:45-16:50) Reaction and Gameplan (16:50-30:30) Reading our New Script (30:45-38:55) Why our Script is Below Average (38:55-45:10) How alcohol shaped our adolescence (45:10-1:02:51) Outro (1:03:05-1:04:35) Clearly, no one listened to Kyle. We got a whole 6 viewers last episode and personally, I think that is too many. Follow us on Instagram or Twitter, mostly for pictures of Kyle. You can also find us on Hinge and Upwork. But

Hello dad,  Welcome to Ep 8 of this podcast that you already clicked on. I should probably stop editing these drunk the night before but seeing as how we do this for a massive audience of 10 at most, Hello Pete, I figure it is rather irrelevant. But I'm certainly happy you are here.  This episode is about a Superhero... if Platoon's designer and the guy who designed Slave Leias outfit wrote a short "comedy" this would be his superhero story.    Please stop listening. Intro (00:07-01:35) Random Stuff and Eventually Reading the OG Script (01:45-33:50) Reading our New Script (34:35-49:10) Outro (49:20-50:30)   Kyle wants you to stop listening. He is getting pretty insecure about hearing his own voice seeing as though he is one of the 10 people who still listen to this podcast.    Follow us on Instagram or Twitter, mostly for pictures of Kyle. You can also find us on Hinge and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.c

This script has nothing to do with James Bond. It has everything to do with um other stuff. Listen please? Kyle does the intro on this one so it at least starts well.    Timeline Intro (00:10-00:40) Kyle likes Game of Thrones and our Love Life (00:48-10:30) Reading and Reflection and Gameplan (10:30-33:30) Reading our New Script (34:25-41:05) Reflection and some more Bullshit (41:05-50:45) Outro (50:55-52:00)   Whatever. Listen. Don't Listen. Either way, we will put out this aggressively mediocre trash.    Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. You can also find us on Hinge. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com   

Welcome back. And if this is your first time viewing this podcast than I am sorry to disappoint you. This script is basically The Good Place before it was made, plus it's not as good as The Good Place. Shit, Ted Danson is lovely in that show. Well here is our Podcast which I will admit is also not as good as The Good Place.    Timeline to hear my voice as little as possible:   Intro (00:10-01:00) Off Topic Rambling (01:05-03:45) Reading Original Script (3:45-13:30) Reflection on Original Script and Gameplan (13:30-20:55) Reading Our Script (21:35-27:30) Reflection on Our Script (27:30-42:45) Kyle Gives Wisdom (42:45-45:15) Outro (45:20-47:05)   Thank you for listening, honestly. We love doing this podcast even though we only get maybe listeners per episode. If you are one of those lucky 8 please follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com  Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeee 

Alright, I am already getting tired of writing these so I'll give you the brief. Nightstalker = Cat.    Timeline for those who wanna skip the majority of the pod.  Intro (00:05-00:50) Bravo to Cream Cheese (00:55-3:35) Reading Nightstalker (3:35-20:30) Reading New Script & Reflection (21:05-41:00) Outro (41:05-42:00)   Well, that is all we have for you this week. Feel free to email us about how we are nerds or send us in your script for us to play around with at mandgvsscripts@gmail.com. Also, check out our Instagram and Twitter account because we have those.   Later dorks.   

Oh, shucks dog! This one is about Jesus and stuff. Prepare to be offended about how little I know about Christianity despite going to Catholic School K-5th.    Intro (00:15-01:15) General Rambling and Stuff (01:30-04:25) Reading Original Script (04:25-12:05) Planning and Discussing Gameplan (12:05-23:45) Reading our New Script (24:15-38:15) Outro (38:20-38:35)   Kyle will be really real sad if you don't check out our Instagram and Twitter. Also please send in your scripts to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com because we have done so many of these in the future that we are running out of all the scripts online. We need your help.   

Welcome to our third very first episode!    This week we are picking apart "Not Another Teen Vampire Movie" by Stephen Hover. This one is rather short but do not worry it sticks to the average quality you have come to love.    Intro (00:15-2:00) Why Kyle Hates Everyone Who Wears Beanies (2:20-5:22) Discussing and Reading Original Script (5:22-15:30) Our Edits and Reading of New Script (15:45-25:10) Outro (25:15-26:30)   If for some terrible reason you want more content please check out our Instagram and Twitter. Another bad idea would be to send your scripts to us so Markie can stumble over the words of it. If you wish to do that please send your script to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com Sincerely thank you for listening. 

Welcome back to M&G vs Scripts, we knew you'd be back... or welcome for the first time.    This week we have "A Slice of Pumpkin Life" by Ian Warren.  Described as "A Mockumentary following the bizarre contestants of a Halloween Fate Pumpkin Carving Competition"   While we still try to find our feet we have decided to take a new approach to editing and leave out the editing hour, let us know what you think!   Timeline Intro - (0:00-1:25) Reading the Script - (3:45-20:05) Reading Our Edited Script (20:20-32:00) Reflection and Thoughts (32:00-39:20) Outro and Teaser Ep 3 (39:30-41:20)   Thank you for listening!  If you would like to submit your scripts please send them to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com Go ahead and follow our Instagram and Twitter, I promise you will be disappointed.   

Welcome to M&G vs Scripts This is our very first episode for our brand new podcast. Thanks for being here!   Two uncredited, unpublished, and amateur writers take on random scripts from the internet and rewrite them. They always believe they are the victor but there are no winners here.   This episode we take on Mr. Bellamins Kindergarden Class by Rodney Ohebsion. We get our Scripts from SimplyScripts.com (Feel free to sponsor us) and it was chosen at complete random. We do not read these scripts before the podcast.    Podcast Timeline Intro (0:00-1:20) Who we are (1:20-4:15) Reading the Original Script (4:15-19:35) Editing the Script (19:35-1:20:00) Final Thoughts (1:20:00-1:22:45) Outro (1:22:45-1:24:00)   https://mandgvsscripts.podbean.com/ If you would like to submit your scripts for us to read and edit please send them to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.