Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

We hereby judge this movie...GUILTY! (of being GREAT)

Asterios finds his "forever" haircut

My wife made me say a bad word Also: Rejoice, Naruto fans! You will feel especially seen this episode

Also: Asterios learns he's a "Pennsylvania 10"

Yes, we talk about the foot thing

Also: Asterios encounters a foot fetish shoot while exercising at the gymnasium Also Also: We get way too into Zootopia

Also: Asterios saw the Springsteen movie, and sings about how bad it is

Yes, that Victorious Also, this photo will make more sense when you hear the episode

Both incredibly unnecessary 

And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings

And: Rancho's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Episode 4

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!

We finished it! You can't say we didn't.