Movie Mastery

The sequel to Mandingo that has nothing to do with that movie and everything to do with being terrible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Based on the book by L. Frank Baum, this animated movie shows the true story of Santa being raised by fairies and menaced by evil rock monsters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Home Alone meets Toys if those movies had no budget, or talent, or ideas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Star Wars knock-off from Japan that is bad but not in a fun, campy way but a boring, 70's way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We look at the original Fright Night, a classic 80's horror movie where everyone is kind of a goober and there's a vampire named Jerry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The last one of these movies to actually have Doug Bradley as Pinhead and the first starring role for Henry Cavill. Also, an absolute turd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jamie Kennedy does a movie where, get this, a white guy acts like a stereotype of a black gangster. Oh ho ho. How absolutely hilarious. What will they think of next? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lower budget sequel to the American live action movie based on the Japanese manga that tries to be more dark and gritty and is mostly more boring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britney Spears gets everything she's ever wanted while her friends' lives crumble around her. Woo! Fun road trip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another Astrologer? That's right, it's the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices