Cyrus Says

Abbas Momin is back, and Cyrus wastes absolutely no time, fat shaming him within the first 40 seconds. Classic. It's also Abbas's 38th birthday, which he's celebrating the way all single men approaching 40 do: a movie with two friends and zero romance prospects. We're basically his therapy session at this point. This week we tackle the big stuff, RCB selling for ₹16,000 crore (Vijay Mallya is somewhere crying into his beer), a Pune eatery taking on world peace one LPG surcharge at a time, and Dhurandar 2, which Abbas sat through for four hours and lived to regret. Ranveer Singh is shirtless. Sanjay Dutt points at his crotch. You've been warned. Also on the menu: 46,000 mangrove trees, Mohamed Salah's Liverpool farewell, a Statue of Liberty in Jalandhar wearing a saree, and Abbas accidentally revealing his Grindr situation on a podcast that his family definitely watches. Happy birthday, Abbas. This is the worst gift we could give you. You're welcome.#CyrusSays #CockAndBull #CyrusBroacha #AbbasMonin #IndianPodc

Is modern war basically a video game now?  Welcome to Cyrus Says! Cyrus hangs out with Dr. Sanket Kulkarni and quickly dives into drones, geopolitics, and the chaos of modern warfare. From Iran vs Israel to spy agencies and India’s global position, this one covers a lot and then some. It’s sharp, slightly confusing, and very real, with just enough humour to survive the topic. This episode covers: Drone warfare & modern combat Iran, Israel & global tensions Spy stories & intelligence agencies India’s role in world politics Random Cyrus chaos If you want clean answers, this isn’t it.If you enjoy chaotic conversations about serious topics welcome home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with actor, producer, and pro Panja evangelist Parvin Dabbas… and what starts as a normal conversation quickly turns into a deep dive into Bollywood chaos, sports leagues, and the strange art of surviving the entertainment industry. They jump from Parvin’s acting journey and behind-the-scenes Bollywood stories to building the Pro Panja League, the business of sports in India, and why panja might just be cooler than cricket (controversial, we know). Along the way, expect detours into fitness, discipline, industry struggles, and the kind of practical wisdom that only comes from doing everything yourself. It’s insightful, funny, slightly chaotic, and occasionally feels like a TED Talk that forgot to stay serious. This episode covers: Parvin Dabbas’ Bollywood journey & acting career The rise of Pro Panja League & Indian sports business Behind-the-scenes film industry stories Fitness, discipline & ment

What happens when Cyrus Broacha sits down with Shamik Chakrabarti? Zero structure. Maximum chaos. In this episode of Cock & Bull, things spiral (fast) from stand-up comedy to Bollywood propaganda, box office logic, internet algorithms, and everything in between. One minute it’s comedy insights, the next it’s cricket, politics, or a completely random tangent that somehow still makes sense. Expect: Brutally honest takes on Bollywood & pop culture The reality of stand-up comedy & writing Social media, algorithms & why we’re all slightly doomed  Generational quirks like the infamous “millennial pause” And classic Cyrus-style chaos that refuses to stay on topic Also featuring Shamik’s stand-up special “Despite Appearances” a story-driven set told across 7 chapters, blending personal stories with sharp observational humour. If you like conversations that feel like a funny group chat come to life, you’re in the right place.’

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus is joined by producer, writer and showrunner Adi Shankar for a conversation that goes from Kolkata to Hollywood, anime, identity, accents, and the future of animation. Adi talks about growing up across countries, how constantly moving shaped the way he sees people and storytelling, and how he went from a credit card job to building a career in film and animation. He also gets into why anime for adults felt like a missing space in the West, how he spotted that gap early, and what it took to help push that format forward. The conversation also dives into Devil May Cry, adapting video game worlds into their own screen universes, and how he thinks about storytelling in a time when everyone’s attention span is fighting for survival. It’s funny, chaotic and full of unexpected detours, which is exactly how Cyrus Says works. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Swanand Kirkire - writer, lyricist, singer, actor, National Award winner, and basically one of those people who seem to be good at everything. They talk about his journey from Indore to NSD to Mumbai, the early struggle years, writing for film and theatre, working with people like Sudhir Mishra, Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar Hirani, and how singing happened almost by accident. There’s also a lot on acting, getting typecast as the father, his new OTT show Band Wale, and the strange, funny, unpredictable route his career has taken over the years. And yes, Swanand also sings live in the episode, which is reason enough to watch. It’s warm, funny, slightly chaotic, and full of stories you’ll want to stay for. If you enjoy hearing creative people talk about the long road behind the work, this one’s for you. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! This Cock & Bull episode turns into a full-blown father vs son situation as Mikhaail Broacha joins Cyrus and immediately starts challenging him on everything. There’s gym arguments, random tech unboxing, unsolicited life advice, and just enough roasting to make this feel less like a podcast and more like something that should’ve stayed at home. Cyrus tries to stay in control.That doesn’t last very long!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Anupam Kher and debut actor Shubhangi Dutt to talk about ‘Tanvi The Great', a film directed by Anupam Kher and inspired by his real-life niece, Tanvi, who is autistic. They talk about how Shubhangi was discovered for the lead role, how she prepared for the part, and why this story means so much to Anupam Kher. The conversation also gets into the response the film has received from audiences, students, families, and even names like the President of India and Robert De Niro. Anupam also shares how Boman Irani and Jackie Shroff joined the film purely for the love of the story and didn’t charge a penny for it. It’s a warm, funny, and heartfelt conversation about filmmaking, hope, and telling stories that truly connect. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Jonty Rhodes and Dr. Marcus Ranney for a lively chat about fitness, aging well, recovery, stress, and building healthy habits that actually last.They talk about staying active as life changes, the link between body and mind, why community matters in fitness, and how small daily choices can make a big difference over time. Along the way, Cyrus does what he does best and turns the conversation into something far more chaotic, funny, and unpredictable than planned.They’re also here to introduce their brand new show, Jonty and the Doc, streaming on the IVM Podcasts YouTube channel, with new episodes every Thursday.If you’ve been thinking about health, fitness, or just how to feel better as you get older, this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by Karan Mirchandani and Shreemi Verma, the hosts of Cine5, and the conversation goes completely off track almost immediately. What starts with Mumbai cab prices and the pain of getting across the city quickly turns into a full-blown spiral through Bollywood, cricket, AI, actors, awkward sets, strange industry stories, and some truly questionable detours. If you’re looking for structure, discipline, or clean transitions, this is not that episode.If you enjoy film talk, random opinions, and conversations that keep getting worse in the funniest way possible, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Devraj Sanyal - Chairman & CEO  India and South Asia, Universal Music Group and one of the most influential figures in the global music industry. But before running one of the biggest music companies in the world, Devraj was the frontman of the legendary Indian heavy metal band Brahma that dominated the Indian rock scene in the 90s. Devraj shares the fascinating journey from performing live gigs and selling 77,000 cassette albums in the 90s to shaping the careers of some of the biggest artists in India and globally. They discuss: • The early days of Indian rock bands like Parikrama & Pentagram• How artists actually make money today through streaming• Why India still struggles to pay for music• The future of Bollywood music and independent artists• Universal Music’s role in building artists like AP Dhillon, Badshah and Anuv Jain• The rise of live concerts and global touring• Why mental wellnes

Carnatic vocalist TM Krishna joins Cyrus Broacha for a fascinating conversation about music, culture, and breaking traditions. Known for challenging the conventions of classical music, TM Krishna explains why Carnatic music should not be limited to elite spaces — and why art must constantly evolve. In this episode we discuss: What Carnatic music really is Why classical music often feels inaccessible The role of improvisation in Indian classical music Music, caste and social hierarchies Whether art and politics can ever be separated Why audiences misunderstand classical music How tradition and innovation can coexist A thoughtful and wide-ranging discussion on music, culture and the future of classical art.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian Punit Pania and the conversation goes off the rails almost immediately. They jump from Mumbai local train behaviour and people blasting reels in public to fake AI videos, global news confusion. It’s messy, opinionated, and constantly going off on random tangents which is exactly how Cock & Bull works. If you’re looking for structured debate or calm discussion, this is not that episode.If you enjoy chaos, random opinions, and conversations that go completely off track, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #PunitPania #IndianComedy #IndianPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MumbaiTalks #StandUpComedyIndia #IndianPoliticsSatire #PodcastIndiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rahul Bhat joins Cyrus Broacha to talk about his unpredictable journey — from accidental modelling at 19 to overnight TV superstardom, a major film flop, and then disappearing for nearly 9 years. In this candid conversation, Rahul opens up about: Winning Mr India “by mistake” Hina’s record-breaking TRPs His first big film failing The depression that followed Why he took a 9-year break to study world cinema Producing hit TV shows quietly How Anurag Kashyap cast him in Ugly without an audition The improvisation magic behind Gangs of Wasseypur & Ugly Becoming Kennedy — a ruthless insomniac cop Why cinema is a collaboration, not a solo art From superstardom to reinvention, this is Rahul Bhat like you’ve never seen him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From selling recharge coupons in Mumbai to building a ₹40,000 crore brand — Madhav Sheth shares the real story behind Realme and India’s tech revolution. In this explosive episode, we discuss: Why India has no global electronics brand How China built $500B export ecosystems The future of zero-labour robotic factories Why marketing budgets are overrated How Realme disrupted offline retail “Network is your net worth” Why failure is more important than success AI controlling decisions & consumer behaviour Why luxury is just pricing psychology Why he still flies economy despite massive success This is a raw, unfiltered masterclass on entrepreneurship, consumer psychology, AI, and India’s manufacturing future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kaneez Surka is back in India and within minutes this episode turns into absolute Cock & Bull chaos. We start with her “Foreign Returns” tour and somehow end up debating marriage, men being “too much work,” NRIs with identity confusion, and whether Vikhroli was secretly named after Virat Kohli. (It wasn’t. We think.) Somewhere in between, we spiral into:– A doctor scoring 9/800 and still getting a PG seat– Social media bans for kids under 16– Identical twins with identical JEE scores– A ₹1 lakh luxury shirt that looks iron-burnt– A student trying to pass exams with a ₹100 bribe– And an AI expo controversy that raised more questions than answers It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s wildly opinionated and very classic Cock & Bull. If you enjoy conversations that start in South Bombay and somehow end in Vikhroli (via Bill Gates), this one’s for you. #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #KaneezSurka #Podcast #IndianComedySee omnystudio.co

Hariharan joins Cyrus Broacha to celebrate 50 years in music — from Carnatic training in Matunga to Billboard Awards with Colonial Cousins. In this unforgettable episode, Hariharan shares: How he lied at the Oberoi Hotel just to meet Mehdi Hassan Winning his first break through a music competition Singing 15,000+ songs across 10+ languages The organic jam session that created Colonial Cousins Performing “Krishna” across the world Elton John being a fan Discovering KK before he became a star Why technique gives singers longevity And why music should never be “typecast” A masterclass in humility, riyaaz, and reinvention. This is not just an interview — it’s a musical history lesson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you sue the government in India? Corporate lawyer and author Anand Prasad joins Cyrus Broacha to discuss one of the biggest structural flaws in India’s legal system — sovereign immunity. From why you can’t easily sue a cop or government official, to the Enforcement Directorate’s unchecked power, to performance reviews for judges, gun laws, prostitution reform, and regulatory overkill — this episode dives deep into how India’s system works… and why it doesn’t. Anand also talks about: Why process matters more than outcome Why India struggles with enforcement, not laws The case for removing sovereign immunity Gun control and citizen empowerment Legalising prostitution as a safety reform Why small entrepreneurs are crushed by licences The pakoda seller regulatory trap How to truly “Unshackle the Elephant” This is a bold, unfiltered conversation about power, accountability, and whether Indians are truly free.See omnystudio.com/liste

Welcome to Cyrus Says!This week, Cyrus is joined by Shreemi Verma lawyer-turned-Bollywood insider, pop culture commentator, and full-time chaos enthusiast.What starts as a sensible conversation about her journey from law school to celebrity media quickly spirals into PR politics, rumor economics, casting gossip, film snobbery, and the strange ecosystem that keeps Bollywood ticking.They bounce between on-set realities, internet outrage cycles, nostalgia for peak filmi drama, and why the industry runs on vibes, speculation, and very strategic silence.It’s fast, opinionated, mildly controversial, and absolutely uninterested in behaving.If you’re looking for carefully packaged diplomacy, this is not it.If you enjoy strong takes, industry tea, and conversations that zigzag without warning welcome home.And to our regular listeners, welcome back home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is India really overpopulated — or have we been told the wrong story? Poonam Muttreja, Executive Director of the Population Foundation of India, joins Cyrus Broacha to unpack one of the biggest myths in Indian public discourse: that “too many people” are the root of all problems. From fertility data and census projections to the Hindu–Muslim population debate, women’s education, sterilisation myths, ageing society, and the real meaning of demographic dividend — this episode dives deep into facts, governance, and uncomfortable truths. They also discuss: Why women want fewer children Why education is the best contraceptive Why Muslim fertility rates are declining Why South India shouldn’t be “punished” for doing well The 1984 riots & administrative failure Why men avoid sterilisation The coming “Silver Dividend” LGBTQ rights and state interference A sharp, data-driven and surprisingly candid conversation on India’s fut