Klag 'n Windy

. . . in which we talk about how much proprietarianism sux, we look closely at blu-ray, Klag kicks windy's butt on Fb, and we unequivocally exude a fusillade of foul language from our orifices (rhymes with feces) - or is it 'orifi'?

I'm inebriated, so the description is short.

Here we go again! Special guest star Silvernic fills us in on who's hot, and who's not. We bag on everything but bags and butt bags. Enjoy!

By popular demand (both of our listeners asked for another episode), it's the third installment of our asscast, season 2. Well, sorta. We talk about windy's new ipod touch, and some dream apps. Klag has to pee through the whole asscast. And, she finds a 'dating site'. Our teams are losing in their seasons. But at least the Stars have a chance... Enjoy!

Hey true believers! We did it again - 2 asscasts in one day. Episode 2 will introduce you to the wide world of 21st Century post-secondary education. Some books we picked up include Sandman vol. 2 http://www.amazon.com/Sandman-Vol-Dolls-House/dp/0930289595/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251656754&sr=8-2 and Pride and Prejudice Zombies http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251656797&sr=1-1 . Plus some other funny stuff. Well, at least, we think we're funny!

Hey there! Welcome to our Season 2. We have lots in store for you this season. Including new shows. And jokes. Seriously. This is the stripped down, bare-bones model. So, no fun links for you this time. Just listen! btw: this episode lovingly hand-reworked by windy from file fragments. Hoo-ahh!

We have another exciting installment for the true believers. Both of you guys. Thanks for listening! Check out newborn toys at thinkgeek.com. I particularly like the Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks - http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/b78f/ It's true, a man cut off his own penis to spite his family. Take THAT! @ http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,523600,00.html?test=latestnews And, excruciatingly painful to look at, some chick has over 6000 body piercings @ http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,5520,00.html Youtube thinks I'm a copyright infringer, so now CCR misheard lyrics. soz!

So, not too much to post this time. A link to my favorite desktop defender game: http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp . Can you buy a biker game tag? Where would you put your trophy? And, would they still drink your beer? Also, fish health at http://www.cichlid-forum.com/articles/ich.php (no porn here). But, I did find some unique porn for you at http://www.iamlost.com/features/robotporn/ - and only for our podbean visitors!

So, we're back for another installment. Lucky you! Several things we've discussed in this NSFW podcast. Really, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE NEAR A BOSS! Be a Brute. Be my disciple. Sign up as a brute under me at http://windybot.mybrute.com Motivational Posters! Yay! Find some at http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html and at http://www.hogrockcafe.com/more_motivational_posters.htm Finally - we

Great Googly-moogly! What an episode. We went to Watchmen. Who watches the Watchmen? We do. Unfortunately?! Also, great topics for the campfire including gratuitous sex and violence, Klag's love/hate relationship with her Garmin, Earhair man, evil games that keep windy up late, Annoying TWEENS, and the theoretical functionality of female urinals. Also, a comparison between Dr. Manhattan and windy's junk. Sweet! For your perusal online: Earhair man! Plus, evil game of the week at http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp Arkham horror storers at http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/38929

In this installment, Klag and windy give several shout-outs, including to windy's clan, PzgR3. Podcasts referenced include Arthur and Ajaxx, and Arrive Having Eaten. Klag exposes her fear of windy in the kitchen . Disney does NOT belong in the bedroom. We're looking for a link to the SNL skit with Pamela Anderson and the pig noses. Klag and windy discuss King Arthur, and Klag plays the Top Cruise game. Finally, we'd like our listeners to chime in on the poll this week: Are you most like Han Solo or Luke Skywalker? Make your post below!

Topics of relevance include Arkham Horror (best. boardgame. EVAR!), evil eyebrows, the claw game from the black depths, his hers ours and theirs, LSPF (Location-Specific Pregnancy Flatulence), and Tasha Yar's dirty secret.

Coffee updates! Stupid people and their ideas about games. Bikini girl and Sober House reviews.

Klag and windy discuss the importance of coffee, google, monitor size and the Brady Bunch.