Briefly Biblical

I rant about the grocery store Aldi, building a campfire with soggy wood, and the Netflix movie Ritual.

I rant about fat shaming, the way girls use Instagram, and the Youtube video from Christopher Hitchens about "Why women still aren't funny,"

I rant about Lindsay Lohan, breastfeeding past the age of 4, and North Korea.

I rant about the Civil War, master craftsmen of ancient architecture, and eating brunch.

I rant about The Sound of Music, Wal-Mart peasants, and Monty Python.

I rant about prideful athletes, Tom Hardy impersonations, and how clean my house would be if I was a drug dealer.