Craymer Vs. Craymer

Join us as we talk about being real gamerz (drinkin' bawlz and checkin' behind falls)! In the news, we'll talk about PornHub's social justice cred and Special K. Then in Act 3, follow us into the holodeck to discuss VR's viability!

Join us as we mourn free speech, tackle some hard-hitting news and discuss future predictions!

We discuss Trump's firing of his deputy attorney general, pee memes and we name some Japanese cities! In act two, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, FAKE NEWS!!, and we interview Jim-Bob, who we assume is a racist Trump supporter? Our act three topic is State of Exception, which I'm guessing is the new Ben Affleck oscar bait.

In this, the FIRST episode of our second season, we discuss hard hitting topics. Topics like butter replacements, meat protests, and imperialism.

Election special! This episode was supposed to go live on Tuesday, but I was way too depressed! AHAHAHAHFfffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Act One: We discuss the pokemans! Act Two: Sigh. We spend most of this act coming up with dog/wine puns. I'm so sorry. Act Three: How would YOU deal with the zombie apocalypse? Go to an island? Beg a farmer to save you? VULTURES?

Act One: OY GUV THERE'S A NEW 'ARRY POTTER OUT! Act Two: We discuss the news! In particular, we discuss a swedish chef (not that one though) getting ... saucy. Act Three: Twitter, political correctness and edgy comedians.

Act 1: It's EVO time. GET. HYPE. Act 2: We discuss day one of the RNC. Also, does rollerblading make me gay? And does that question make me a homophobe? (yes and yes) Act 3: Quantum computing and secrets from the future!

Act One: VEEEEPSTAKES Act Two: Gun control chased with some sillier news chased with Big Willie Style. Act Three: We discuss artifical intelligence, both on a practical scale (should they be reading our emotional states?) and a cosmic one.

Act One: The state of politics (though this was recorded some time ago), and did you know Cornel West was in the Matrix? And that he WASN'T Morpheus?! Act Two: Let's discuss the news! I hope you're up to date on your Disney Channel Original Movies Act Three: Brock Turner and rape culture

Act One - What if Glenn Beck hosted the Prairie Home Companion? Act Two - News, Chuck Palalalhauniauk Act Three - Let's talk Drug War!

Act One: Matt has a substitute. Act Two: We try to come up with a news drop. It's not great. Act Three: WhiteLocke gets wood, we discuss alternative medicine and recreational drugs.

Act One - An Uber catastrophe! Act Two - Dwight Schrute Syndrome, or why promoting bit characters is the kiss of death Act Three - We discuss politics! Does Trump's nomination forewarn of a political revolution? We'll hear what President Lindsey Graham thinks.

Act One - YES AND Act Two - Where have all the awesome licensed platformers gone? Act Three - Locke has a pity party and we learn about the tomtato. Act Four - Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for a serious discussion! Are universal human rights imperialist?

Act One - We talk about Locke's recent trip to India, and his hatred of hippies. Act Two - Did you know there's a woman who looks like Ted Cruz? And that she's doing a porn? And that Locke wants to watch Ted Cruz bottoming a big bear of a man? Act Three - We compare listicles for women with listicles for men. The results are predictable.

Act One: Robots, Ted Talks and Wet Beef. Also, WhiteLocke disowns science. Act Two: Superdelegates?????? Throwing away your vote. Act Three: Deuce Sex

Act One: Election Stuff! Pre-Michigan, though, so no big insights. Silly Startups! Act Two: Ten Totally BIZARRE Erotica genres! REALLY PEOPLE?!?!?! Also, the craziness of Denver International Airport and Lizard People. Act Three: Undertale! SPOILERS

Act 1 - We talk about Locke's Megagame experience, as well as some depressing and not-so-depressing SILLY STARTUPS! Act 2 - Bowie's in Space ... AS A CONSTELLATION Act 3 - We finally get around to discussing Ex Machina, specifically it's feminist bonafides. Does it make the cut? Well, let's talk to two white dudes to find out!

Join us as we discuss a silly millennial-hating startup, the Oregon militia, pickup lines and the short indie game Emily is Away.

In this episode, we discuss several critically-acclaimed, popular pieces of media. We mostly discuss how we haven't seen them. Also, donkey seatbelts, world geography, and why Half-Life 2 is overrated.