Werewolf Ambulance

Let's do "Twilight!" he said. It'll be fun! he said. It's got vampires and werewolves, how bad can it be? he said. My friends, I am here to tell you that it is bad. It is really, really bad. Special topics for your consideration include: nonstop relationship red flags, daringly naming a character "BEAUTIFUL SWAN" on purpose, the return of a certain fan-favorite bell, Mike Dexter, spring training, ravioli, hunky dads, and becoming a true crime podcast instead.  Warning: this episode is particularly NSFW. Like even more so than usual. Frankly I'm not sure that there's a more wretched vampire film than this one, but that might just be because Danzig's new project hasn't been released yet. Regardless, you may also like our episodes about such wretched vampire films as Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 153- "The Hunger" (I'm sorry, I hated it), Episode 310- "Among the Shadows" or Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance  Buy merch for yourself or those you l