Roz & Mocha

What’s your boy dinner or girl dinner? Which food group could you live without forever? Plus, we pick new hair from the team, fight off dandelions, and figure out which element on the periodic table best represents us. Science, style, and snacks — let’s go!

A film just got a 19-minute standing ovation at Cannes — so naturally, Mocha and Shem battle to see who can clap the longest. Travis Kelce’s back hair becomes a hot topic, and we tour Canada’s tiniest apartment — 95 square feet! Plus: roaches in Punta Cana, a heartfelt tribute to a listener’s dog, and Maurie chats with Courtney B. Vance and Tia Carrere, stars of the new 'Lilo & Stitch' movie. And Sarah from Sudbury calls in with love for the show… and throws some accidental shade.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re throwing it back to 2013 for a very sexy episode! Is sexting considered cheating? We hit the streets to find out what you thought back then. Plus, we were live at a Leafs game asking fans the big question: Who was the sexiest Maple Leaf in 2013? (Spoiler: Kadri, Phaneuf, Bozak, Van Riemsdyk, and Lupul were all in the running.) And just like today—some things never change—we took a call about Roz being sexy.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: What do you do when your mom refuses to accept your boyfriend? Can a marriage survive the constant battles over kids’ sports schedules? And how do you find patience when both your parents are living with dementia? Real stories. Real problems. Real talk. It's FML time.

Roz and Mocha are mentally gone heading into the long weekend — watching YouTube and leaving the work to Shem and Maurie. Roz is still spiraling from the Leafs' brutal Game 7 loss (he didn’t even shower at the hotel!), and Shem drops a new song to ease the pain. Plus, Maria returns from Orlando and gets roasted for her “back to the hell of reality” post, Maurie interviews the cast of Final Destination: Bloodlines, and we finally explain why Shem is called Cheesecake.

New heat on the Leafs: troubling stats, brutal losses, and Mitch Marner under fire. Jimmy Fallon and The Weeknd surprise grads — but Roz slams The Weeknd’s new movie. Hudson’s Bay is selling its iconic stripes to Canadian Tire, Diddy’s trial takes a bizarre turn, and Jelly Roll brings out Eminem in Detroit. Plus: Taylor Swift hits The Handmaid’s Tale, Netflix saves Sesame Street, and we finally meet… Peppa Pig’s sister?

Do we consider ourselves to be high maintenance or too attached to luxurious things in life? If we were a key on a keyboard, which one would we be? Is chivalry dead? 

Did we ever cheat in high school? Did Maurie finally find his missing car? And how do you tie your shoes—loop, swoop, and pull or something else entirely? Roz geeks out over a new kitchen gadget, we find out if Roxy’s ready to hit the road next year, and everyone reveals their favourite day of the week—and why it matters more than you think.

Shem hits the high notes performing at church for Mother’s Day. Maria’s mom shares her very real thoughts on Maria’s packing skills. Roz reveals why he’s feeling unusually sticky (ew?). And get this—science says psychopaths might actually be more attractive.

 ‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – In this week’s Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we are going back to 2014 and talking all things sing songy. Singing LET IT GO is hard enough, but a dude went viral for singing LET IT GO in 21 different Disney voices! How hard is it to sing two notes AT THE SAME TIME?!?  Well, this guy made it look easy! Plus, you might be shocked at this list of actors – WHO ALSO SING! 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what to do when you resent your own mother. Having those tough conversations with your child when your other younger child is around. Getting paint off your new walkway. Plus, getting your dad to pay you back the money he owes you. 

Dan Aykroyd drops some breaking Ghostbusters news. Reactions from Leafs fans at Maple Leafs Square after each game. Would you dump your partner to save your pet? A Helluva Story about finding a human tooth during a home reno. A round of Name That Quarantune. Plus, a round of 5IN7!

Maple Leafs anthem singer Natalie Morris gets the ultimate subway serenade—fans belting out “O Canada” to her! NBC pulls the plug on Night Court. Justin Baldoni finally speaks out. Leafs Nation reacts live from Maple Leafs Square, and Max Domi’s wallet takes a $5,000 hit. Maurie catches up with Mike Myers for a very important Shrek update. The Menendez Brothers could be up for parole. Morgan Wallen explains why he left SNL so suddenly. Plus, Jelly Roll is officially cleared to perform in England.

How do we make ourselves sound good on the radio? On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed would we be if our IG DMs ever got leaked? What’s our favourite non-American red wine? 

Where did the way Roz says “no spoilers” come from? If someone offered us a million dollars and all we had to do was call someone and have them NOT answer for us to win the money, who are we calling? When is Maria going to try Maurie’s famous tuna and corn Mac N Cheese? Since Maria is leaving her spin classes when are Shem, Maurie and Mocha going to her class? Has Shemmy tried deep fried cheesecake? Is there any advice we learned from a movie or TV show that we found to be the best advice? 

All the mom confessions as part of Roz & Mocha’s Mother’s Day Confessional! 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Flaming RoMo’s from 2014 call in about killing spiders, washing your face and never try and lie to Roz & Mocha! 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FMLs, how to get rid of clovers on your lawn, how to break bad news to your kid, getting your family to cut down on screen time at home and being a new dad but not feeling guilty that your wife is doing more work than you. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus joins us in studio to chat about ‘Thunderbolts’.Leafs are winning and Maurie was with all the fans each game. We all met Maria’s new boyfriend. Plus, we chat with Matty Matheson about ‘The Bear’ season 4 and find out if he’s in the ‘GTA 6’ trailer. 

Lady Gaga set all all-time attendance record. ‘Thunderbolts’ changes its name to ‘The New Avengers’. Men shaving their eyelashes in new TikTok trend. Toronto Maple Leafs are doing so well. Rihanna is pregnant. Is matty Matheson in the ‘GTA 6’ trailer? ‘Yellowstone’ spinoffs. Plus, Maurie chats with Leafs legend Darryl Sittler.