Roz & Mocha

What would each of our memoirs be called? Which leg do we use first when going up an down stairs? Are we ever swayed by Tarot cards? 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – we revisit the first time Roz talks about not washing his legs. Roz’s mom can feel the weather and goats sounding like humans. 

This week during Roz & Mocha’s FML – How to continue to be a supportive dad when your son is having a hard time keeping a job. Traveling with friends but leaving one friend out. Keeping positive in a toxic family environment. 

In a bold move, an anonymous teacher has ignited a heated debate by distributing a list of 32 words deemed off-limits for students. The smell of women's tears make men less aggressive. Match.com's annual "Singles in America" study. Sangita Patel is in studio to talk about her new dating reality show on TLC called ‘Love & Translation’. 

Madonna is being sued for starting her concert late. Travis & Jason Kelce on how to actually say “Kelce”. ‘Today’s Special’ star Nerene Virgin passes away. Snoop Dogg won’t join OnlyFans. Elle King drunk on stage. Plus, Director Norman Jewison passes away. 

What would we give up for the rest of our lives? What is our biggest every day challenge? What’s been our most questionable haircut? What’s the worst spoiler Roz has done? What’s the first concert we’ve been to?

What album is tattooed on our brain? We’ve just won a billion dollars, what’s something we still won’t spend our money on? Do Roz’s cats sit on his lap while he’s going to the bathroom? Plus, if one of our friends told us that they posted their sex tape online, would we be curious enough to seek it out?

A swearing parrot. Maurie’s uber got pulled over. We try the 1930s IG filter. Reaction to Pascal Siakam leaving the Raptors. Plus, the TikTok mob wife trend.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We re-love the classic Roz & Mocha game ‘Rub It On My Face’ from 2013. One of our Rebecca Black interviews. Plus, we discuss wearing the same clothes as your partner. 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML, what to do when the in-laws want to move in. A smelly co-worker issue. Plus, what to do when you dislike the people you work for.

January Jones hates the name ‘Jim’. Maurie’s Uber Eats 2023 totals. Roz learns some Toronto slang. Plus, we chat with 13 year old Willis Gibson who is the first person to beat Tetris!

Emma Stone wants to be on ‘Jeopardy!’ Madonna mistakes Toronto for Boston and uses her hand as a microphone. Shake Shack is coming to Toronto. Jason Priestley on rooming with a stinky Brad Pitt. Lindsay Lohan hurt by ‘Mean Girls’ joke. Plus, Pascal Siakam traded from the Toronto Raptors!

What is something we’re putting off. Would we ever want to know the worst thing our partner ever said about us? Have we ever had a crush on a cartoon character? Would Shem try out for ‘Canada’s Got Talent’?

We learn how Roz eats pizza, while on the toilet. What’s one thing everyone told us we’d need at our wedding that we didn’t end up needing? Which do we prefer, taking our holidays over Christmas break or during the summer? Is salsa a condiment??

Celebrating 25 years of ‘The Sopranos’. An update from the UK woman who charged her family $200 each for Christmas dinner. Another Roz & Mocha podcast slowed down. Plus Roz’s chapped lips caused him to flirt!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We dip back to 2015 when Mocha had to rub vicks on Maurie's belly. Plus, we revist the first time Roz talks about hating dreams!

During this weeks Roz & Mocha FML segments we heard about a friend who’s always negative,  a guy gets ‘friend zoned’ after every date. Plus, was ending an 8 year relationship an error?

Maurie broke his arm! Man secretly learns Korean for his wedding speech. Kevin Hart joins us to chat ‘Lift’. Mocha is struggling with his sleep. 

Jo Koy bombs as Golden Globes host. Shortlist for Oscars released. Our chat about ‘Saltburn’. Canada is one of the most expensive countries to retire in. Lisa Bonet files for divorce from Jason Momoa. Shannen Doherty says ‘Mallrats’ killed her career. 

Does Maurie still use the laptop bag poorly that Roz got him years ago? If mocha was gay and single would he date The Rock? If we were on the show ‘My Strange Addiction’. What would our addiction be?