Buried Gems

Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now we can all agree the best thing sonic ever did was the chili cheese coney, but how does tails factor in? He has been second fiddle long enough in "The Knothole Murders" by RWKW764. Guests: Jacob, way too fast as he was pulled over on the drive to the studio. Chris, the stickiest daddy we have ever had (and that's including the egg man himself!!!). Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com  Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  BuiredGems.podbean.com     Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems  We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast    Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms  Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms  Spotify: BaadDreamms  Instagram: https://www.instagr

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How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be returned! My bones can only handle so much more stress. They are near pencil thin as I have lacked milk for so long. Luckily I have KYLE the ultimate werewolf killing machine!Join FancyOctopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they are saved from the goat stealing werewolves by Kyle the hero in"Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMaster1000 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strangle all of Manhattan twice over and he is pissed. KYLE will read the history books as we finally remove the werewolven scourge from our cities. Now join Fancy Octopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they read about our savior Kyle in "Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMaster1000 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Guests: Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only I could get my powers back". He sighs and turns back to laundry. Suddenly a loud explosion occurs outside and instinctively Charlie runs TOWARD the explosion. "YOU FOOLS. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREAT SAM" screamed some type of cyborg entity who quickly smashed a Bud light can on his head. A young girl cowered behind a trash can, whimpering as Sam inched closer laughing manically. "Stop right there!" shouted Charlie. "WHAT?! DO YOU ALSO WANT TO DIE WELP!!!". "No, I see you are trying to terrorize on a low buzz. THAT IS DANGEROUS SIR. You might sober up before your done!?!?!?" "WELL WANT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL I HAVE IS LIGHT BEER AND 15$!!!" "Don't fear, Frio 6.0 man is HERE!!! For that 15$ I can give you a 30 rack of 6% beer that only kinda tastes like death!" "WOW I'M

Its been a year since we went on our journey to find the next Harry Potter and we have had quite the motley crew along with us. In this special year anniversary episode we get a ton of our favorite guests together to see who done did read good for the reading part of the good!!! Guests: Thomas, Johnny Bravo Phd, Jacob, Johnny Bravo Evangelist, Seth, Bravologist, Hyena, a straight up Bruhvo. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Hyena called in quite the emergency. A level 2 message is usually unnecessary but I wasn't gonna slack just in case. I ran into Seth on the bus into town. He was just as confused as I about the message. We pondered and figured it must have to do with the lion theocracy back in Africa. Once we reached the safe house, and decrepit projects that's lacked funding for years, we spare no time for protocol and hurry up the stairs. I bust the door open with pistol drawn and there we see Hyena tied up in the corner with proper gent. Dang it was a trap! A slow clap from behind reveals to us a man encroaching upon us from the shadows. "What is this? Who are you" "Why I am just helpful servant." He said as he shoots us with toxic darts. Slowly Seth and I succumb to a mild paralysis and have to lie down. "Why did you do this?" I ask, lips barely able to move. "Why I just want to discuss our lord and savior"..................   Turns out Dr.Phil also does shows for robots in the next installment of "Sierra The Robot" by Ty

Guests:  Jacob: He wants you to know that you should really clean your gun. Don't have a gun? THEN GET ONE AND CLEAN IT! Proper gun safety is necessary from all of us to maintain the Dawn! Thomas: I'm pretty sure he is a green citizen who "became" a red citizen. I tried to call him out on it at his dinner party but he was so offended that he canceled the event! Is that evidence? What color are you? As long as you love your military and aren't a treacherous blue your fine in my book. What book is that? Why its the next few chapters of the work in progress story "A New Dawn" by Sassy Historian.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Guests: Charlie: The spirit of Christmas game to me in a dream. I was a foul wretched man who had committed many sins. My past had come to haunt me and I feared it was going to roost! Early the next morning I went to my Charlie's son and asked what troubles them. Why he said they didn't have a goose for Christmas they didn't! Immediately I grab that boy and go straight to market. Unluckily the cost of a goose is one young son and I'm not sure if Charlie has forgiven me yet. Also he's vegetarian so he didn't really want the goose. Win some you lose some :/ Does everything seem so bad right now? Is Christmas a corporate sham to you? Stop being such a cynical sourpuss! If you need help seeing the power of Christmas maybe you can learn what Landlord did in "A Cybersaber Christmas Story" by The Great Allie.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/Bu

Guests: Hyena: He has sworn that he will regain his kingdom. He fought valiantly but Scar ended up just another despot. Upon Scar's death Simba has ousted Hyena and his peoples to the deserts of Sahara. Justice my yet come to the hyenas, but only if they can find the Topo Chico sponsorship to refresh their spirits. Seth: Cashville sure has seen better days. Everyone wants to imagine the economic drought will be over but they know too well. Seth has taken the city under his wing. Slowly he will rebuild Cashville, replacing the gas lamps with electric lights. Installing ATMs and setting up tourist trap bars. Hopefully one day Seth will complete his dream and see Cashville turn into a Debtropolis! Don't you hate it when the princess Inquisitor interrupts your space tan to tangle you up in a galactic holy war? Wow really !?!?! Then you will relate to this as we read "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to em

Guests: Toxic Gold: He once laid eyes upon his true soul mate. She was in line at Dunkin' donuts. His knees began to shake as his stomach curled into a thick knot. He then realized he only had one shot. One deep breath... then he willed up his courage and cut the line up to her. Visibly confused, the cashier and woman look at him waiting for some response. He then says to them "Two slightly long cream filled donuts for me and the cultured lady please." They never spoke again. Join Fancy Octopus and Toxic Gold as they release their auras all over "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com Patreon.com/BuriedGems

Guest: Matt Hocker - He called me at roughly 3:45 AM on a Saturday. Said I was needed down at the station. I wasn't sure for what but I wasn't one to argue with a PI. I slipped on a suit and caught a quick cab downtown. He was tense in his office. Synthesizers blaring and looping filled the air like sirens. And much like sirens they only drew me in, closer to my inevitable doom. That is when he looked up and everything stopped....He asked one question....."Did you hack my egg salad?" First we get a little random and little deep and some might even say a little wheezy, but I wouldn't, when we break down "Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat" by Warner Hedgehog. Next we pay close attention as we have our lives saved by the insides doctor while crawling through "Hacks: The Appearance Of Mallory" by Joshua Hall. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com Patreon.com/BuriedGems

Guests: Toxic Gold: He has succeeded in finding his children. But another problem beset him, they were in love! Toxic was not ready to marry off his 23 year old twin daughters, so he sent them a mysterious boarding school in upstate NY. Little did he know it was a boarding school..... of romance! What's the most important part of school? Exactly finding a boyfriend! But there so many fish in the see what kind of net does a yokai use? Come see if Beni-chan can catch a boy in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests:  Toxic Gold: He nearly flew into the sun when rising to fame as a soundcloud rapper. But fame changed him and he did not like the look. So he escaped to the simple farm life and felt content. However, a cephalopod (identity withheld for their safety) kidnapped his children. Now Toxic Gold must search every nook and cranny of Fort Gary Indiana to find them. He took a little break to join us today. Are you searching for love? Do all you friends seem to find it so easy? Are you a yokai spirit adopted by two 9-tail foxes attempting to become class president? YES YES and YES! Then you definetly relate to Benhimie in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth: Was really excited about spoken word until he found out the bars are not made of chocolate. Sometimes life gives you lemons, and those lemons are overripe and essentially inedible. It's those days where you want to distract your hunger with some edgy poetry. So bring you lemon-less belly over here and dive into some internet poetry with us! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Thomas: After almost burning up in the atmosphere upon re-entry, Thomas came to the revelation he might be coming in too hot. In an attempt to mediate the problem he has taken love as a philosophy to try and cool down. He has also tried wearing leather jackets and sunglasses inside. Charlie: I am so close to proving this guy is just a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat! While we were recording he attempted to open a beer, normal enough, but little claws NOT FINGERS opened the tab! Also he shed all over my new white leather couch! I am so closing to blowing the lid off this conspiracy they might make a Nut Job after me! Join us as we drink the the thick milkshake of HYPOCRISY in "Miracle Milkshakes" by WaspSt1ng. Next we will to try convince some protestants that they should totally bone brad and keef a little afterwards in "Teddy Bear Blues" by  Benders Breakfast. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gm

Guests: Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach front property, he remembered he can't swim and is terrified of crabs!!!! So he stopped making unaccredited 5 minute videos for Dennis Prager so he can join us to today. Hyena: One time me an Hyena decided to be radical and watch some skateboarding. As we watched the 12 year old YouTube skateboards make us look like punks an old man burst into Hyena's apartment. "How dare they skate on public property the HEATHENS!" We were scared and not sure what to do. "Back in my day good kids didn't skizzy board or look at their ph

Guests: Thomas: We found him inside an Igloo brand Igloo. It was quite cozy and cold and we had a fun party. However it was very unsustainable and costly since we were it was situated in a Walmart parking lot in the middle of a summer heat wave. The EPA had to shut us down but those 2 weeks were pretty cool. Jacob: Says he is a good old american boy with a propeller hat and shorts, yet I have seen evidence to the contrary. I saw him sneaking around the Ohio hot dog convention administrative tents. He is a notorious hot dog hater and so I am still tailing his latest efforts. I have found nothing too incriminating, other the multiple violent crimes he commits against defenseless hot dogs behind the Krogers. Are spirits trying to talk to us? Well the best way to find out is contact them directly! We do exactly that as we read "Ouija" by annabethchase6. Next we have a fan story showing us the dark political future of the USA. Come join the revolution in "New Dawn" by Sassy Historian. Want to know more? Check out

Warning: This episode does contain a fairly graphic sex scene. Guests: Thomas: Likes spending his Sunday afternoons at the airport. He edges on the pure misery of late travelers. Connor: Mount Saint Flustration is about to blow up and we will all run far away. But Connor is feeling quite curious so he just might stay! Will we finally be able to release our flustration?!?!?!?! Find out in part 6 of the GAYTALES saga! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Thomas: Popularized the term "flame war" because his burns were so savage monks would self-immolate in protest. Connor: Was a secret member of Muse, but his comments were to amusing for Mr.Bellamy and he was quickly exported from the UK. Fred and Burbour are finally lovers, but how will they handle their new found emotions. Find out in the 5th installment of GAYTALES. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com