Buried Gems

Guests: Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only I could get my powers back". He sighs and turns back to laundry. Suddenly a loud explosion occurs outside and instinctively Charlie runs TOWARD the explosion. "YOU FOOLS. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREAT SAM" screamed some type of cyborg entity who quickly smashed a Bud light can on his head. A young girl cowered behind a trash can, whimpering as Sam inched closer laughing manically. "Stop right there!" shouted Charlie. "WHAT?! DO YOU ALSO WANT TO DIE WELP!!!". "No, I see you are trying to terrorize on a low buzz. THAT IS DANGEROUS SIR. You might sober up before your done!?!?!?" "WELL WANT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL I HAVE IS LIGHT BEER AND 15$!!!" "Don't fear, Frio 6.0 man is HERE!!! For that 15$ I can give you a 30 rack of 6% beer that only kinda tastes like death!" "WOW I'M