Movies N Sh*t

It’s the 2020 Oscar/1-Year Movies n Shit Podcast Anniversary Special!!  We kick off this week’s pod with our pre-show Oscar predictions (4:00) and brief tangents on the nature and backlash of rating movies (8:20) before time-traveling - Kelly’s favorite - forward for our post-Oscar wrap-up (15:34).  Non-Oscar talk kicks off (at 18:25) with a discussion of the shit we’ve seen since last time, a short and confusing TV recap (35:47), and notable entertainment news (39:51) including the death of Hollywood icon, Kirk Douglas, and unapologetic love of Hollywood icon, Nicolas Cage, before Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (at 47:00).  Our post-Oscar recap and reactions to the 92nd annual Academy Awards ceremony can be found at the 53:53 mark.  Finally, in a move as bold as awarding an international film Best Picture of 2019, both Kelly and Patrick provide recommendations of hidden gems that neither of them have ever seen (1:10:48).   No

We’re back and older than ever!  We ring in the new decade with a live gift presentation, then seamlessly transition into our regularly scheduled movie talk, beginning as we often do, with a (final?) deep-dive into Star Wars (6:05) before reviewing all the other shit we’ve seen since last time: Uncut Gems, Richard Jewell, Cats, 1917, Dark Waters AND Underwater among them (30:01), then congratulate Kelly on seeing 100 movies in theaters in 2019 and celebrate by talking TV: Mandalorian, Star Trek Discovery, and Medical Police, as well as others (54:23).  Other highlights include — the latest entertainment news, Oscar talk, and recent trailers (1:13:44), as well as the debut of a new segment where Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (1:32:27).  Finally, we define a decade in film by giving our definitive picks for the best films of the 2010s (1:35:43) before slowly descending into madness.  As always — please like, subscribe and rate us wherever

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and May the Force be with you all as we deep dive into Star Wars and other shit to close out the millennium’s adolescent years.  This episode kicks off as all great holiday episodes should — on a note of death, honoring recent entertainment losses and divorces (4:53), then lightens up considerably when we tackle the stuff Patrick’s seen (6:46) and the stuff Kelly’s seen (13:32) with an in-depth discussion about Motherless Brooklyn (22:32).  In this week’s Trailer Talk (34:40), we discuss Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman 1984 and the power of nostalgia, before presenting listeners with another Live Trailer Reaction to the upcoming Bond flick, No Time to Die (41:48).  In the true spirit of the season, we cover some holiday flicks we’ve seen this year, as well as some all-time holiday classics (49:17), then Kelly mentions Star Wars (1:00:18) and we slowly descend into madness with discussions ranging from the magnificent Mandalorian (where Patrick debunks the reincarnate

We’re back and phatter than ever!  This week, we warn everyone about the dangers of technology, specifically - terminators and smart phones (2:48).  We recap what we’ve seen since last time - the wonderful Jojo Rabbit, the high frame rate of Gemini Man, and many more, with just a brief digression about subtitles (10:14).   We cover entertainment news - death, promotions, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and HBO stuff (23:51).  And during this week’s trailer talk, we debut another new segment…our first-ever Live Trailer Reaction! (37:31)  Then, just like the Force, listener feedback guides us back into a thought-provoking discussion about the quality of the movie-going experience outside of LA (49:47).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek, and Patrick confesses his inability to differentiate one Batman blonde from another.   Shout out to Page Avenue, you will be missed.

This week, Kelly doesn’t even tell Patrick he’s recording, and the results are magical… The guys talk Joker and all it’s magnificent darkness (4:09), Judy and faulty theater projectors (11:06), Demi Moore, books in general, and the value of one narrative medium vs. another (18:18).  They tackle entertainment news, upcoming shit, movie lots and free alcohol (26:58).  During this week’s trailer talk, they debut a new segment - Patrick’s Pitch - in which Patrick pitches his own idea for a movie or a reworked version of an already produced flick (43:46); then Kelly pours gasoline on Patrick’s fiery passion for magic rings and long walks (59:42).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek and Harrison Ford, explain frame rate to all our faithful listeners, provide a hidden gem for your viewing pleasure and discover that Patrick is incapable of pronouncing the word “spoiler” on his first attempt after drinking any amount of alcohol.   Lots of endings to this

We open this week’s episode with a clip from the undisputed greatest television show of all time.  Then, we discuss a mutual affection for Rambo (2:20) and a lack of affection for other movies like It: Chapter 2 and Ad Astra (7:33) before diving head-first into the latest movie and Los Angeles real estate market news (22:23).  We transition seamlessly from movies to television to talk talk Emmys (31:09) - our picks for what will win and what should win (prior to the broadcast), then return after the show for an in-depth recap and response (50:18).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek and James Bond and provide our faithful listeners with 2 hidden gems - one for small screen and one for the big screen.  Surgeon General’s Warning: Tons of spoilers in the movie section.

We open with a brief discussion about the incomparable Galaxy Quest, grandparents, movie endings, and the word blasphemy.  From there, we dive straight in to what we’ve seen since last time (11:35), make wonderful use of spreadsheets as we talk and rank TV (28:57), discuss James Bond movie titles (35:00), cover the latest movie news - Marvel, Star Wars, Joker, and all the latest trailers (45:09), then seamlessly segue into hands-down the best listener feedback we’ve gotten to date.  Shout outs to many of Kelly’s friends and family before Patrick closes us out with an all-time great, dinosaur-themed, hidden gem.  (Contractual obligations to discuss Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series delayed until our next podcast)

On this week’s special Vegas edition of the Movies N Shit podcast, we fulfill our contractual obligation to discuss Star Trek, their fans, and character artwork (1:31). As always, we cover what we’ve seen, with special discussions regarding The Lion King, Jason Statham’s automotive themed filmography, false memories of movies that didn’t happen (7:28), and a deep-dive discussion about movies for people like us, or more specifically, Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood SPOILERS (23:01). In news n shit, topics include: top grossing films, 007 casting stupidity, dope trailers, similar trailers, and nightmare-inducing trailers with people dressed as cats (37:06). All that in just over an hour with a hidden gem recommendation from Kelly and special shout outs to both sharks and Scott Bean.  Qq8EBr4jrcKBA7cEBxPb cb1sOmOcVJiZ3WYPgPtE

This week, we crack a couple of Dominic Toretto’s favorite beers and kick things off with the most woke movie acting clip of all time.  Highlights from our first ever outdoor podcast include: talk about upcoming flicks (7:28), stuff we’ve seen and stuff Patrick’s mom has seen (18:29), an in-depth discussion about the acting techniques of Nicolas Cage and Charlie Sheen...but mostly Nicolas Cage (31:03), horror movies and what we think of them (42:29), thoughts and stories about Kiefer Sutherland (55:26), and our rules for critiquing movies (102:56).  All that plus the greatest collection of movies featuring airplanes ever mentioned in one podcast.  It’s as relaxed as Harrison Ford behind the propeller so grab a beer and enjoy. 

We open our perfect 10th episode by drinking whisky and discussing self-discovery.  Then we lower the bar by talking Batman and even casting our own Batman movie based on our good friend Tyler’s criteria (5:34), delve into the filmography of Jack Black (13:30), talk about shit we’ve seen since last time - highlights include: stand-up comedy flicks, Jim Jarmush zombie flicks, and Will Smith-less Men in Black flicks (17:12), cover James Bond, the news, and the latest James Bond news (36:20), uncover a shared respect and fear for the greatest of all Keanu Reeves films (44:11), and mourn a botched night at the New Beverly Cinema that we’ll never get back (52:20).  Kelly closes with a personal hidden gem recommendation.  Personal shout-outs to Patrick’s friends - Grant, Grayson, Debbie and Jessica, Kelly’s friends - Clay and Michelle, and their only mutual friends - Tyler and Marianne.   All this and more in just over an hour of fun for your earholes!  (Contractual obligations to discuss A

We begin today’s episode by talking cowboys, cigarettes and the meaning of life, then seamlessly transition into a discussion of Rocketman, Aladdin and other shit we’ve watched since last time (8:00).  Other topics from this episode include -  how to effectively produce female characters in modern day films (22:30), the totally original foreign cult classic - House, and why certain off-beat films work and others don’t (32:51), recent movie trailers and our experiences with the Terminator franchise (41:30), celebrity talk and stories (43:51), contractually obligated updates on Reindeer Games and Star Trek, as well as a hidden gem for this week’s listeners to check out (50:32).  All that in less than an hour with an amazing and sporadic Hans Zimmer style background noise mashup.

In today’s episode, we uncover a deep seeded conspiracy that, not unlike the force, surrounds and binds and penetrates all movies and people together (fun fact - it involves Billy Zane).  Discussions include what we’ve watched this week [5:25], the latest movie news regarding Star Wars, James Bond, human mortality and more [17:50]!  Then, by listener request, Kelly and I fight like wild animals for your amusement [30:08], we defend a “bad” flick and lambast a “good” flick [41:44], recommend a hidden gem [55:12] and then inevitably descend into madness.  Highlights include our first Frankenstein clip, a brief discussion on the perplexing body proportions of Ralph Macchio, and shout outs to all of our friends and family.  All that in less than an hour!  You’re welcome.

We kick off this week’s episode by judging Harrison Ford’s character and skill as an aviator, then seamlessly dovetail into the latest movie/tv/internet news (6:59).  Then, on to the meat of the podwich… highlights include the recent shit we’d recommend you see (16:36), an in depth discuss of movie trailers (25:45), our favorite teaser trailers (34:10),  a brief but inevitable digression about Star Wars (44:01), our favorite full blown trailers (55:42), and our inevitable descent into madness… all in less time than it would take you to watch a feature length film.

We kick off ep. 5 by breaking down with great specificity how to budget a film, then immediately jumping into Star Wars talk (1:52); we discuss some of our favorite and least favorite movie trailers (7:25), the upcoming Brightburn film and all things superhero (14:22), some stuff we’ve seen recently (20:14), James Bond (24:50), returning action franchises (29:46), the answer to why Russell Casse had hispanic children in ID4 (34:28), and television we’ve been watching (41:27).  Then Reindeer Games comes up (44:30) and we discuss the worst movies we’ve ever seen (47:07) before inevitably descending into madness.

In the fourth (not to be confused with the first) episode of the Movies n Shit Podcast, the fellas discuss disastrous movie theater experiences (5:00), potential movies that never came to be but may exist in some parallel universe (19:47), who’s gonna be the next James Bond (33:55), and the continually fascinating overlap of Spielberg and streaming services (39:40); then, by fan request, they dive back into the Bradley Cooper-Lady Gaga love saga (44:04), and review the shit they’ve watched since last time (49:38), before inevitably descending into madness revolving around Jack Nicholson, witches, movie websites, and personal plans for the future.

In the third installment of the Movies n Shit podcast, we talk more shit than ever.  Topics include a final Oscar recap (2:05) in which we give you the definitive take on whether Lady Gaga is sleeping with Sack from Wedding Crashers, Spielberg’s blood feud with Netflix (10:10), our weekly Will Smith update featuring the perils of skydiving (20:15), a salute to the last standing Blockbuster on planet earth (32:29), and a reveal of the most amazing movie Kelly’s ever seen in a theater (45:34); we also talk about a flat earth documentary before we discuss Kelly’s sexy Jennifer Aniston dream, after which we inevitably descend into madness (104:37); all that plus a plethora of personal shout outs and email requests.  Bon a petit!

Before/After 2019 Oscar Special — In Episode 2 of the movies n shit podcast, Kelly and Patrick drink too much and talk too much about the 2019 Oscars and all things related (and unrelated). Highlights include: Patrick quizzing Kelly on Oscar history (1:33), the pair discussing Oscar controversy (7:09), who they think and/or would like to win Best Picture… or whether they even really care (19:00), questioning what makes a Best Picture winner a Best Picture winner (24:51), then returning post-Oscar ceremony to pick their favorite past Oscar winners and losers (34:49) review 2019 Oscar highlights and lowlights (48:35), discuss recently seen movies and trailers with emphasis on the captivating new film - Arctic (1:03:36), bitch about the latest trend for new movie trailers (1:18:06), and as always, bring up Will Smith before descending into complete madness (1:19:59). They got buzzed and you will too.

You never forget your first — In episode 1 of the movies n shit podcast, Kelly and Patrick discuss their first times with the medium they both love so much (*spoiler alert - that medium is movies*), discuss a range of topics concerning the upcoming Academy Awards (7:20) with a brief digression into George Miller’s unparalleled filmography (20:00), share their thoughts concerning the future of film/entertainment (30:50), solve the mystery of ‘Bad Boys 3: Bad Boys 4 Life’ vs. ‘Bad Boys 4: the actual 4th movie’ (38:25), follow Will Smith down the rabbit hole and descend into complete madness (54:40). They had fun and you will too.