Movies N Sh*t

This week’s special edition podcast kicks off with a passionate discussion about the brilliance of stupid comedy.  Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (5:34) segment that has it all — thoughts about Kurt Russell’s haircut in 1994’s Stargate (10:51), cinematic time loop theories (22:46), and movies that just don’t get made anymore…or at least not as well.  Enjoy a brief conversation about TV (38:42) with some recommendations that will keep you up at night, followed by the latest Entertainment News, featuring shout outs to some legends we’ve lost since last time (42:50), the content issues with re-opening movie theaters, and the excitement of redband trailers.  Finally, Movies n Shit presents an Andy Samberg edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (59:27), and a couple of hidden gems to get you through those cold, lonely, COVID nights. Big shout outs to Patrick’s childhood friend, Spencer Dail, and also his mom and dad.  And as always, thanks for listening, everybody.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

The Movies N Shit Independence Day Podcast Special begins with the greatest Presidential speech ever delivered, and it’s all downhill from there.  The boys are back, and after a brief discussion about quarantine life and the state of the world, they dive right in to what they’ve seen since last time (7:30)… spoiler alert, they’ve seen a lot of stuff.  So strap in for some quick reviews, recaps and welcomed digressions that include — bitching about JJ Abrams, the quality of drive-in movie theaters, and the future of stage shows available for streaming.  TV Talk (49:06) leads to Entertainment News (1:02:03) where notable losses, movie theater updates, Michael Keaton’s return as the Dark Knight, and the many talents of Jamie Foxx are all discussed.  The episode wraps up with Hidden Gems (1:21:21) and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score - Patriot Edition (1:24:40), where Patrick unapologetically rides for the supremely underrated 1991 classic, The Rocketeer. The Producers would like to apologize f

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymore Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymour Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

A quarter of a hundred episodes in and still going strong!  Episode 25 begins with a brief discussion about laughter — something we all need right now — and a brief discussion about James Bond — something Kelly and Patrick both want right now.  Movie talk picks up (10:50) with brief digressions into the choices of actors and how perfect or perplexing they can be, along with separate reassessments of Sandler movies and the Abrams Star Trek flicks.  TV talk picks up (30:37) with special emphasis on Space Force… both the new Netflix show and the force of the latest installments of the Star Wars documentary series, Disney Gallery: The Mandalorian.  Entertainment News (55:41) includes weather reports, shuttle launches, over editing, youtube karate, and (hopefully) upcoming theatrical releases.  Kelly drops an all-time Hidden Gem (1:14:57) that may change your life, and everything wraps up with another edition of fan favorite - Guess that Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:21:02). 

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:49).  They fulfill their contractual obligation to talk about Star Wars and give mad props to Richard Linklater’s Before Trilogy before diving head first into TV talk (41:52).  Highlights from TV include modern masterpiece Dave, a Last Dance retrospective, and a total dismissal of the latest Seinfeld special.  Entertainment News kicks off at 57:44, the guys say goodbye to some late, talented greats and cover the reimaginings of sci-fi greats: Space Jam and Star Trek, before discussing a potential return of the movie theater experience.  As always, Patrick crushes Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:1

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine.  Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Rocky rant, you’ll find reviews of movies like Extraction and Iron Eagle (15:11) a definitive ranking of Hollywood Chris’s (18:41) an endorsement of the Newcomers podcast, discussions about the structure of the Star Wars trilogies and how you can spend your May the 4th/Star Wars day this year (26:57), the eye brows of Rachel Weiss (36:20), and Patrick’s greatest fears (39:42).  TV talk kicks off at 43:13, and after a brief discussion about Hollywood’s take on Hollywood (54:00), the guys examine the hottest new piece of entertainment — 1998 Chicago Bulls documentary: The Last Dance (59:25).  Entertainment news topics (1:15:4

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world.  The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds.  The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussion about sequels, cut scenes, and commentaries (20:14), before TV talk begins (29:33), and the guys gush over how surprisingly great Dave and 80s cop movie references are in the landscape of modern television.  The entertainment news segment (38:03) includes iconic losses, cinematic leaps in technology, projected dates for theater re-openings, and more.  This episode’s Guess that Rotten Tomato score (55:17) includes the sub-genres of Nicholas Cage and Star Trek flicks.  And it all wraps up with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:12:13).  As always, thanks for listening and keep washing those hands! 

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

It’s quarantine time, and everybody is bored to tears, so here it is - Episode 21, as long as Dr. Sleep but guaranteed to keep you awake and entertained while you’re stuck at home alone.  This is prime movie watching time, so grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy as Kelly and Patrick reflect on how oddly comfortable they both are to just sit at home and watch movies and shit.  Discussions include - streaming flicks (10:15), Kelly’s movie theater watching binge before theaters closed their doors, and a plethora of google hangout movie parties.  The guys dive into the Bond series (21:32) so Kelly can brag about being a member of stitcher premium before he highlights the very best stuff he’s seen under quarantine (27:55). Patrick finally gets a little one-on-one time with the listeners (35:35), then starts down a Stanley Kubrick/Shining rabbit hole that gets curiouser and curiouser.  By popular demand, the TV discussion (54:30) focusses on the incomparable Tiger King - the laughter, the consp

We kick off our 20th pod in perfect harmony.  After a short musical number and a quick catch up, we talk about the few flicks we’ve seen since last time (4:43) with a special emphasis on the undiscovered classic, Mr. Right (11:54).  We explain David Lynch to everyone (23:31), talk TV (28:01), and the latest in entertainment news (38:44) — Bond songs, Indiana Jones directors, and more! We attempt to discuss trailers (57:24) before Skynet does everything in it’s power to stop us (1:00:52).  But we regroup magnificently when Kelly tries, unsuccessfully as always, to stump Patrick in “Guess that Rotten Tomato Rating” (1:01:48).  As always, shout outs and hidden gems are delivered (1:09:04) and as always, Kelly fails to deliver on his promise to discuss the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series with Patrick.  Lots of singing in this one.  Thanks, as always, for listening.  And please RSVP if you’d like to come with us to Point Break Live!