Idiots With Opinions

A few weeks late, this lost episode is a stunning example of Tuscan's throat singing abilities and Todd's ability to sniff the alphabet. That's right. sniff. He uses his nose to speak. Pretty amazing. Todd is much more impressive at these sorts of things in MY humble opinion. If you see him on the street give him a pat on the back. 

Ahhhhhh! We've disappeared! But just like a good magic trick, we are back and better than ever. Tuscan is wearing a corset and Todd is riding a pony. Listen to the third to last episode of Idiots With Opinions Season 3  n o w ! You won't regret it!

How's the weather up there? Your head is in the clouds and it's always a little more turbulent when you've got no grounding on planet earth. While you're up there, say hi to the Idiots. They pretty much live there. Here's another edition of their incoherent ramblings from the castle made of clouds. <3

Whew, how about that Game of Thrones, huh? Like dang, man I don't wanna give anything away but geez it's a doozy. Gotta watch it right away or else you feel like you're walking through a minefield every time you go online. Oh yeah, weird news is happening. Y'all know the drill. 

Tuscan travels into Todd's dreams... and then within those dreams... and within those dreams! Tuscan is a little freaked out and confused at Todd's dreams though. Much like Todd, his dreams rarely make sense. E n j o y

The battle for the Iron Throne is coming to a conclusion. Who will prevail? Todd, the young and just night with a heart as big as his head, Tuscan, the axe wielding chaotic force of good, or the ever powerful Karl who manipulates those around him so that he can remain the king of podcasts and all of mankind? Tune in to find out!

Many Technical difficulties on this one. Join our new hero, Indiana Tusc as he searches for the golden mic in the deep amazonian forests. to his dismay, as soon as he retrieves this precious artifact, Karl Westberg comes to reap benefits. As Todd teams up with Tusc, see if they can take back what is probably rightfully theirs.

Kristen Stewart must choose between Tuscan, the muscular werewolf, and Todd, the much paler, much lankier vampire. Will she make the wrong decision that will ultimately become the foundation of some preteen's relationship expectations that will inevitably lead to romantic toxicity? You betcha! But you should still consume this podcast for its CGI scenes. Listen now!

Tuscan and Todd are on a thirst for greed and FUN. Santa Monica is the hub for their new empire founded on rich college students. But what happens when a shady detective Karl, decides to bring these suckers down. Can the gang outsmart the police, maintain their party drug empire, and still have a fun spring break? Find out now on a new episode of Idiots With Opinions!!

TUSCAN IS TURNED INTO A LEPRECHAUN?!?!?! Todd tries his luck at stealing his pot of gold. What's going to happen? Find out now!

It's a knee slappin' good time here on the bank of the ole Tennessee River. Here, we meet our protagonists, Todd and Tuscan. They've been here for the past six months just picking away on their banjos and having the time of their lives. Join them for a chat, won't ya?

This week we have special guests like the Tapir, the Wooly Mammoth, and the Barn Swallow! A special animal related episode that is mostly Tuscan Crying over Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter. Crikey! Make sure you have a hospital nearby because these 30 minutes could get VENOMOUS!! Available now.

What an Academy Award baiting production. Ugh! gross. What happened to the good old days when these sorts of podcasts were made for the people and not the podcast elite? Despicable. Tuscan and Todd win a Tony.

Todd has been taken. It's up to Tuscan to find out why and who. In this thrilling episode, Tuscan uses his wit and brute strength to find the kidnappers, following them all the way to... Cleveland? Find out what happens next now!

They have overthrown the government, but now what? How will they start anew upon the ashes of what they brought down? Todd and Tuscan race for stability and political power in the wake of a new dawn... Unless Karl can beat them to it.

The thrilling series continues with Tuscan on the run and Todd close behind ready to bring him to justice. How will Tuscan escape the madness and prove that Karl has framed him AND Make it home in time for dinner? Find out on this week's episode of Idiots With Opinions!

Here's a toast to the world we left behind and the one we have yet to discover. Wait, wrong description. This is the one with the morons, right? Yeah they've got no clue what's going on. Now even less than ever. Enjoy our delicious voices guys!

Deep in the amazonian forests, Tuscan searches for the ancient religious artifact, the holy hand grenade. Little does he know, his arch nemesis Todd has been tracking his every move waiting to take his findings at the best possible moment. What Todd doesn't know is that Karl has been tracking him, watching HIS every move. Karl does this though. It's normal and he doesn't really have a reason for it. 

You thought they were gone forever. You thought Todd would run away. You thought Tuscan would burn it all down toppling the evil corporation Volatile Studios. You were wrong. They have returned WITH A VENGEANCE and they wont stop until everyone responsible for starting this podcast is brought to justice!  

Happy freaking holidays people. We're making spirits bright this Christmas bringing barrels of holiday miracles right to your ear holes. Hear the carol of the bells as we creep around your rooftop Christmas Eve. JK, but we do have a new Toddcast™ out just for you, give it a listen.