Idiots With Opinions

Ahh the good old days. Before corona viruses and global domination. Look back on the simple times of Idiot's With Opinions' golden age where they don't know what they're in for. Forget about all the other stressors and kick back and listen to these bozos meander about on some of the most unimportant news of their time. 

Todd and Tuscan are back in the saddle, ready to try on the nastiest buckaroos this side of the Mississippi! Can these two cowpokes beat Jimmy Bonzai, The Coolwater Kids, and Opie, the Town Sheriff? (No relation to Ron Howard) Come on and see! YEE HAW!

Originally recorded in October 19th, 1987 when the US Stock Market crashed. After the news dropped, the production studio closed down and the audio was lost... UNTIL NOW! enjoy these outdated opinions by your favorite idiots!

How’s your day going? Where have we been? How long do I need to wait for my Idiots? These are all valid questions. All shall be answered with this new episode of Idiots With Opinions. Have a lovely time. 

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Spooky Tusc and Spicy Todd go on a mission to break into every hotel bathroom like Jack Nicholson. Can you believe it? What heroes they be. So sit down, pop a Xanax, and scream obscenities as you listen to the brand new Idiots With Opinions episode. Now in 4K!

Where have they been all this time? Todd has finally come out of hiding after the incident in 2012 and must rekindle those he has affected from his treacherous acts. The only problem is: Tuscan want's no apologies. He wants REVENGE. See how Todd and Tuscan will handle this wacky relationship using only poison tipped spears and sparkling water on this weeks episode of IDIOTS WITH OPINIONS!

Tuscan got stuck in a tree again. Todd had to call the fire department to get him down but Tuscan scratched one of their eyes. He's been up there for a few hours now. If anyone knows what can lure him down, please contact us!!!

Never give up on your dreams!

For the love of God, man. What on earth do you hope to gain by sticking your flag in the mud at this juncture? You have but one life, and you wish to stake it upon this idiotic opinion you have in your brain? Admit, like Todd and Tuscan, that your opinions are based on very little and they're probably wrong. Do this, and you shall live forever. 

It's Labor Day so no one was hired to write this bio today. Our interns are unionizing. 

From all of us at Aerosmith, to all of you out there wherever you are, the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Here’s your weekly dose of idiotic opinions, enjoy!

Todd and Tuscan deal with the challenges of getting older. The AARP card just came in the mail and everyone wants them to retire. The problem is: as others get older and wiser, they stay stupid. Thank you to all of our listeners as we reach this milestone! We appreciate you!

Since time immemorial, these two idiots have brought the news of the weird to the people of Earth. Their faces are etched into mountains in the Himalayas, they are referenced in writings by ancient Greek thinkers, and they live on today in the digital space. Please welcome to the stage Todd and Tuscan!

Tuscan has been missing for 5 years. He's been assumed dead, but when a mysterious figure named Karl comes to Todd's door he provides an opportunity to travel to another dimension. A dimension where Tuscan may have been trapped for the past few years. Will Todd rescue Tuscan or will he trap them both? Find out on the next installment of Idiots With Opinions.

Todd gets caught up in a gang. Tuscan takes on a second job to support his children in this economy. What happens next? You can find out now!

What do you get when you mix jet fuel and a flock of normal seagulls? Usually, the smell of burning feathers. Every once in a while, however, those birds change into volatile rockets with absolute control of the skies. Idiots continue. Listen up. 

Aliens! They have taken over! Tuscan is our only hope for fighting off the hoard of Toddomorphs. Will humanity be exterminated or will we prevail? listen to the new episode of Idiots With Opinions to find out!

Kidnapped another guest! How fun!! When will the police catch on? Probably once they start listening to the podcast...

Never before in the course of human history has anything quite so magical, so beautiful, so perfect, or so magnificent arisen than at this very moment. Today, history changes forever. It's IWO season four, y'all! Get hype. 

A flashback episode uncovers Tuscan's dark past and his relationship with Billy Mays, spokesperson for OxiClean. Will Todd also uncover the truth? listen now to find out!