Red State Update

Jackie is real sick, but that ain't gonna stop us from recording a real good anniversary podcast.  Sponsored by Snakeheads, Snakefaces, Dr. Birdman, Wet Bread's, The Glory Shelf, Wiretower's Washed Jars, Miss Phillips's Kitty Pillows, Jockie's Market, Jickie's Market, the Newtown Conspiracy Theorist's Club, Wizardbeard's, Little Helen's, Coley's Snack Foods, Mike Beavers, and the Murfreesboro Playactors Club's upcoming musical version of Victor Mileage's The Tee Tee Slott Story. Thank y'all kindly for listening to this mess. We been having a good time and hope y'all are too.

Jackie and Dunlap on Chris Christie's win, Time magazine fat jokes, Iran, Biden, Tom Cruise, Ted Cruz, Guns & Ammo, the CMAs, and how many times a day to pray. Sponsored by Frasier and Slottbox.

Jackie and Dunlap on Obamacare blowin' up your computer, Rand Paul plagiarizin', Double Down, Biden, Maddow, 2016, and the Southern Avenger.  Sponsored by the Glory Shelf ("1/2 Off Halloween Stuff With Jesus On It") and Tee Tee Slott's Halloween Whore House.

Join Jackie and Dunlap for a good ol' old fashioned Halloween podcast, with spooky stories, scary games, and hair-raising songs. Be sure and turn off your lights, put on a blindfold, or set in a closet. Featuring Jackie's poem "The Haunted Goat", plus the songs "The Day The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved" and "I Fingered A Skeleton." Sponsered by Tee Tee Slott's Horror House and the Third Baptist Pentecostal Church of Holliness God's Anti-Halloween Lock-In

Jackie and Dunlap on where monsters live, how Obamacare will ruin your computer, and Ted Cruz. Sponsored by Don Jekyll Jr's Original Snakeheads and The Third Pentecostal Church of Holiness God's Anti-Halloween Lock-In (In The Building Where They Sell The Refurbished Washing Machines.)

Jackie and Dunlap on End Times, Trucker Protests, Buck Dancing, and Dr. Ben Carson. Sponsored by Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out and Truck Jekyll's Snakeheads IV.

Jackie and Dunlap on conversations, shutdowns, Obama, Boehner, Muslim museums, Bush libraries, and Beetle Bailey. Sponsored by Frieda Nolan's Church Puppets and Dottie Geyser's Snakeheads III.

Jackie and Dunlap on Ted Cruz, Breaking Bad, fracking, Jesus, guns, Iran, Tee Tee Slott, and Nazis. Sponsored by Birdmancare and Obamacare.

If the Emmys won't pay tribute to Jack Klugman, then Jackie and Dunlap will, by spending oh say half the episode talking about Quincy. Also! Grand Theft Auto, Hasselbeck, Buddhists, Starbucks, New Pope! Also the Klugman tribute is also pretty much a tribute to Robert Ito. Sponsored by Catfish Cabinet and Snakehead's II.

Jackie and Dunlap on people lovin' Putin, Zimmermanwatch, Red Lobster, and the Colorado recall.  Also! Are you our Syrian fan? We want to hear from you! Are you a Muslim Country or Bluegrass artist? We want to hear from you too!  Brought to you by Coley's Scouts of America and Dunlap Scouts of America.

Jackie and Dunlap on Fred Thompson's Twitter feed, the power of positive thinking, and how sometimes it just feels good to laugh. Plus Crisis in Syria. Sponsored by Snakehead's and Snakehead's II.

Jackie and Dunlap on the crisis in Syria. Plus Zimmermanwatch, Martin Luther King anniversary, Lee Daniels' The Butler, and animals in church. Brought to you by the Murfreesboro City Fair (Come see animals penned up, Dr. Birdman, Tee Tee Slott, Coley's Snack Foods Dunk a Demon or Prisoner booth, win a picture of Jesus donated by Ted and Ralph at the Gloryshelf, see the Gun Sonic Girl, sample some Wet Bread's Wet Bread or Wizardbeard's Brownies, see the Murfreesboro Playactor's Club Red Skelton Revue, also Owl Boxing, Frog Holding, and Cookie Throating.)

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate Dunlap's birthday party by downing a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red and talking about the dumbest stuff: Ben Affleck is Batman, Ted Cruz is Canadian, Sanjay Gupta is Weed, and Sean Hannity.  Join in on the joyous merrymaking! Sponsored by Don Jekyll's Snakehead's ("All Different Kinds of Snakeheads") and Tee Tee Slott's Slott Cider ("There's Stuff Floating In It!"). " 

Audiences cheer the Obama-Faced Rodeo Clown and, at a Murfreesboro town hall meeting, the deportation of a little girl's illegal daddy. Whose fault is it if you have a racist audience? Asking for a friend.  Sponsored by Snorty's and Wiretower's Washed Jars.

Jackie and Dunlap on the Republican boycott over the Hillary Clinton movie, Obama's remarks on the NSA & Snowden, the McDonald's strikes, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's weed apology, and prayer at town council meetings. Also the movie Phenomenon. Brought to you by Dr. Birdman ("TB Test Special!") and Tee Tee Slott's Slott Juice ("Grape, Apple, Grape-Apple, Pink, and Clear.")

Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul vs. Chris Christie, Zimmerman in Texas, Snowden in Russia, Pope likes Gays, and Chattanooga. Sponsored by Wet Bread's ("Back to Basics!") and Get Under 4 Weight Loss Centers.  

Since Bill O'Reilly talked to Black People, Jackie has something to say as well. Listen for the special "Jackie Talks To Black People" segment at the end of the podcast. Also Weiner, Zimmerman, Lemon, Tim Allen. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and Slott Juice. 

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the fifth anniversary of their album "How Freedom Sounds" by playing you all the crappy-sounding rejected demos that didn't make it on the record.   Please adjust audio levels and expectations accordingly. "How Freedom Sounds" is available for download on iTunes, Amazon, or streaming services Spotify, Rdio, all them.  It is also usually available on eBay for 1 cent.

Jackie and Dunlap on Texas, tampons, ventriloquism, racism, riots, Zimmerman, mushroom soup, Snowden, steampunk, women, fireworks, the patriarchy, t-shirts, guns, drones, and Uncle Dave Macon Days.  Thanks to all our good Facebook and Twitter buddies for the suggestions. Sponsored by Bird Man and Dunlap's Zazzle Shop. 

Jackie and Dunlap on the YouTube viral video "4th of July DUI Checkpoint - Drug Dogs, Searched without Consent, Rights Taken Away, while Innocent"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WMn_zHCVo  Murfreesboro in the news again! Are you pro-DUI or anti-constitution?  THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO SIDES Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas (premiering the latest Santorum-prouced film "A Full Heart") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("Get a framed Car Constitution!")