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Fire officials in Canada say one of the recent wildfires was caused when a bird dropped a fish from the sky and onto a power line, Woman in New Zealand charged with child neglect after hiding 2-year-old in a suitcase that was then placed in the luggage compartment of a bus, Seattle Kraken mascot 'Buoy' had a close-call with a charging brown bear

Hot Dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuter's 'wurst' nightmare, Wounded man drives himself to hospital after being shot near South Los Angeles house party...refuses to answer any questions from police, Britain's most tattooed man claims he can no longer watch porn as new age check system mistakes his ink for mask

'Karaoke camper' spurs 911 calls with Nickelback songs, OK, so nothing surprises when it comes to fetishes...now we have a huge surge in demand for videos of people blowing up beach balls, Headline of the Week contender #1: 2 deli workers allegedly stabbed by customer angry over sandwich they made him 4 years ago

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The WNBA reports that a person has been arrested afte rthey threw a green dildo on the court during a game last week, meanwhile a second incident happened on Friday night, Japanese media have conformed that Nintendo of America at one point floated the idea of giving Pokemon character 'Pikachu' huge breasts to be more attractive to American consumers, Boston woman armed with a knife arrested after allegedly stealing 8 boxes of ice cream treats from a CVS

Headline of the week contender #4: 32 year old man dies after being run over by train sent to look for him, We've got a dumbass in California that decided to rob a Little League Baseball facility, Planned AI data center in Wyoming will use 5 times the power used by all of the state's residents combined

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Car dealership repo'd a woman's car, so she bought the dealership's name in act of revenge, Dunkin' jumps in the Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle 'gene' controversy with a spoof ad of their own, So we told you Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are an item...now we learn Liam has the biggest junk in Hollywood

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The Department of Energy announced that a radioactive WASP NEST was found outside a nuclear facility in South Carolina, Missionaries using solar-powered audio devices to recite bible verses to isolated tribes in Brazil, And now for this year's mandatory summer article about hot weather and testicles

Some guy with a weed pen on his dash also had 400 pounds of mushrooms in his car, Woman finally says 'yes' after boyfriend proposes 43 times in 7 years, Here it is folks...this year's biggest breast size rankings by country...U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.!!!

The latest science and technology news

Recall issued over Celsius energy drinks that mistakenly had High Noon vodka seltzer put in them, PETA accuses Maine Lobster Festival of torturing lobsters, Florida Man who was stealing state park signs and reselling them on FB Marketplace arrested by Smokey Bear

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Child loses Peppa Pig iPad on plane and now the family has explicit videos showing up in their cloud account from what appears to be an airport worker, After trying it as an experiment during pandemic, and update on business that gives workers a half hour masturbation break, Spanish town has a law making it illegal to die there

Talk about 'Mean Girls'...3 girls, ages 11 to 14 arrested in connection to series of assaults in San Francisco, A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland's attention, but the city says please don't copy the idea, The UK government will be starting a 4-year study that will have them request pet owners send in dog and cat poo

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Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are dating...Oh yeah, Naked Gun remake comes out this weekend, Minnesota ax murderer David Brom released from prison on work release, Mysterious Ring camera footage indicates there may be aliens in Compton, California

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A guy named Geoffrey Epstein is running for mayor of Framingham, Massachusetts and some people are confused, A Denver pastor and his wife are charged with fraud after 'God told him' to sell crypto to his flock and spend the money on vacations and home renovations, Woman says she is making good extra income selling her breast milk to bodybuilders