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Update: Tucson man who attempted to murder his ex-bosses after being reprimanded for hygiene going to jail for 29 years, Semi full of Pine-Sol worth $400,000 was stolen in Pennsylvania, Four guys are currently trying to row 3500 miles across the Atlantic from NYC to the UK

Final headline if the week contender: Delco man learns pleasuring yourself at WAWA is a bad idea, Man accused of detonating bomb placed under former boss's car, Irish farmer gave away $400K to poor people because God told him he would go to heaven

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Serial 'Fake Seizure' scammer has been targeting Australian men for two decades, New high school principal probably going to have a short run after being busted for DUI and cocaine possession, massive 20-ft python was spotted in a residential parking garage in L.A.

'Donger Gate' in the making? The three instances of bright green dildos being thrown onto the court during WNBA games has been linked to a crypto startup looking for free publicity.

Apologetic tourist fined $1200 after driving a motorcycle through town in Malta wearing just a helmet and shoes, BookFest bust: Annual event at London bookstore panned by customers because it was to crowded and hot, 75-yr-old Chinese man asks wife for divorce after falling in love with an AI woman he saw online

Update: Los Angeles County suspects in alleged fake bear insurance claims case appear in court, Man hit with broom and beaten after threatening mentally disabled strip club janitor with a knife, A couple got married by a giant jar of mayonnaise

The latest science and technology news

Actor Dean Cain who played Superman in the 90's reveals that he has joined ICE, Headline of the week contender #3: Police arrest armed man for threats to kill following copulation with Trader Joe's refrigerator, Florida gambler hit 389 jackpots in 1 day playing slots

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say woman poured gasoline on man's home and lit it because he owed her $7, Spotify ad interrupts ash-spreading ceremony with wet fart noise, Local doctor convicted of practicing medicine without a license for home genital exams

Day care worker accused of forcing kids to fight each other at Discovery Zone Kids in Georgia, 15-yr-old is a millionaire and hopes to 'buy a Lambo' after selling card game to toy company, Headline of the week contender #2: Lower Moreland police arrest man for public drunkenness, carrying prohibited weaponry, fighting and issuing terroristic threats at local bar

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Paris Hilton was gifted a new custom private jet from her entrepreneur husband for her birthday, 32-year old California man implicates himself in shoplifting spree that included 21 bottles of probiotics, Man arrested after lighting his cigarette from Eternal Flame memorial in France

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

English town being terrorized by a naked man in a gimp mask, Catholic priest in North Carolina arrested for soliciting prostitution, Small, New York-based ice cream company is charging $12.99 a pint for 'Breast milk flavored ice cream'

Japanese insurance company is offering coverage for property damage incurred during bear shootings, Don't feel like picking up jogging or joining a gym? Become a juggler...New law in Louisiana will ticket drivers going 1 mile per hour under the speed limit in the left lane...JAIL is also a possibility

The latest music news and information

Bored kids in rural area of Connecticut construct 'Fort Dingleberry' only to have it torn after officials discover they had downed 13 trees and damaged 10 others to build it, San Francisco cops seize 100 metal tanks of nitrous oxide being used for 'ice cold-fatties' sold to concert goers at Dead & Company show, A Danish zoo asked people to donate their small pets to help feed the lions

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and Host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game