Kate, Tim & Marty

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Childish habits! Warren Buffett has the eating habits of a 6-year-old! What was the hissy fit over? Do you see someone in jail? This is a woman's bizarre kidnapping story!  How single are you? A 77-year-old woman marries herself! Aaaand we play Quick Draw with Urzila Carlson! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Crimes against food! Check out this bizarre food combo! Are you mad for a fake tan? This woman got called out for fake tanning her baby! What was in your body? This woman had a spider in her ear! Did your wish come true? A 92-year-old woman's wish to see dreamboys has come true! Aaaand we play the Emoji Game! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys! We're back live Monday July 10th, so here are our best bits: What's your worst nightmare? Maybe a wedding that only serves water! How long did you last on the job? Gen Z staff are found to be the most difficult in the workplace! Wrong place, wrong time! A cow hit by a train landed on a man urinating on the tracks! What sis you get work to pay for? An OnlyFans user is claiming her boob job as a work expense! Aaaand we play Joel Jivin: The Big Oh Edition! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: What did you never give up on? A woman finally passed her driving test after 960 attempts! Backhanded compliments! A 6'2 woman says she'd be pretty if men didn't find her so tall! How far did you go to erase the ex? There's an iPhone setting used to hide photos of the former lvoer! Workplace injuries! Listen at how Channing Tatum did his! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week! What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runaway! When did the Big D strike?  Who's the worst cook you know? Who stole your booking? Bro town chats! Week in review! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Jacuzzi Fridayyyyy!!! Let's talk about pennies! This mad employer paid his worker $40,000 in pennies! Are you mad for Queensland?! People are getting spooked out at this photo of the Gateway Bridge! Leftovers! Wait 'til you hear how this restaurant packs theirs! Who do 'The Idol' fans think the show is about? Find out in Glossys! Calling all ravers, what are your thoughts about this doctor?! And we chat to our Caller Of The Week! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuysss!! The French man, Manu joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw! Bro town! How do you celebrate your friendship? Which other pop star got hit in the face by a fan? Find out in Glossys! What did you later find out in life? This bloke found a twin in his gut! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's get into this, guuuuuuuyyyyys: Who stole your booking? Taylor Swift just announced new dates around the world and it looks like she stole the venue from Eurovision for their grand final! How hectic's your morning routine? This woman has a shocking one! Speaking of Taylor Swift, a new law has been passed because of her tour! What happened on holidays? What's on Madonna's rider for shows? Aaaand we spin the Wednesday Wheel! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift - The Eras Tour, Presented by Crown, is headed to Australia in February 2024, playing multiple shows in Sydney and Melbourne. Amex presale starts Monday, with Frontier presale next Wednesday and all tickets on sale Friday June 30. For details head to frontiertouring.com! We've got tickets and this is how you can win them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhhh! Let’s get into Tuesday’s show: Who’s the worst cook you know? This man lives and cooks in hotels and it’s DISGOOSTANG! How do you relax? There’s a major red flag if you relax watching crime stories! There’s more goss into Meghan Markle’s podcast fiasco! Find out in the Glossys! How does work check your work? This British pub franchise weights their staff’s pints to make sure it’s done right! What animal don’t you trust? Check out this mutant pigeon! We end the show with a Dumptown Funk edition of Joel Jivin’! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM guuuuuys! Let's get into it: What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runway! We got into your messages with Mailbag! Roy-sister-sheree sauce chips, dolphins being sh*t animals and a show that Joel was in! When did you face plant? There was a faceplant moment during this week's episode of Dancing With The Stars! Meghan Markle's rumoured to reinvent herself with a fashion brand. Find out more in Glossys! When did the big D strike? A truck driver was caught on camera having the runs in an alleyway! Foul passenger behaviour! A person was caught watching adult content on a plane Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Herrrrrre's the Best Of The Week, guuuuuys! Exactly what it says on the tin: What are you better 'better than all the rest at'? Whose pubes did you purchase? What closed down on you? Do you loooooove being gay? What ridic thing was the fight over? Week In Review Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys!

Happy Thursday guyyyys! Here’s what’s on the show: Exclusive access to Tim’s Rule Book! Falcon bits! How far did it fly? Craig David announces he is celibate! Pub trivia! Glossys: Amy Schumer, Eva longoria, Yogurt Cannon, Quentin Tarantino Woman threatens to cancel trip after her BF buys layover flight!  Boys from Betoota Advocate join us for Quick Draw!   Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After hearing what Miriam Margolyes said in her British Vogue article about being gay, we find out from listeners what they loooooove being gay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today, guuuuuuys!: Do you loooooooove being gay?! What was in the pic? Something a lil sexy was found in Larry Emdur’s lounge room! Pub Trivia! Glossys: Beatles, Whoopi Goldberg, Tom Cruise & Donald Trump! What did you book the trip to see?! There’s a ‘phallogical’ museum! International Bath Day! Wednesday Wheel: Insta Fame game! How big was the bender!? Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Beeetch!! Welcome To Tuesday: OMG... Rise Nation's announced it's closing Ricki's Australian Idol Announce. We ask you to name and shame Amish have never been clubbing. The 1995 edition of Joel Jivin Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM!! Why can't it be Monday every day?!  What are you 'better then all the rest' at?! There's a 14 year old Space Graduate! Let's open up the Mailbag and spread that bootleg merch... Rogue Pigeons have claimed a Christmas Tree. Who's Pubes would you purchase? Check out Mmmbop 2.0... Follow us @rickileetimjoel on TikTok & @rickileetimandjoel on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When finishing up our show in Melbourne the other day, Tim's computer broke and we were STUCK ON-AIR! In case you missed it, here's the mishap in FULL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on tin! How brutal was the dutchie? How'd ya give yourself permission to shine? Did the F-up send you the ER? How do you like to smooch? What went down at the supermarket? Melbourne tech issue! Week in review Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.