Kate, Tim & Marty

Fresh from her Logie win for 'Cheap Seats', Nova's own Mel Tracina joins us live for Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s get this Wednesday going, betch!!! Edinburgh Jokes! The ‘best gags’ of Edinburgh have been decided! How epic was the line-up? People can’t get over the Leeds 2000 line-up! Which NY res did you totally f**k up? Australian schools will teach sign language from 2026! Which popstar was supposed to be in the infamous Britney/Madonna performance where they kiss? Find out in the Glossys! We spin the Wednesday Wheel! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let our resident comedian Joel Creasey walk you through the Top 5 best gags of the biggest comedy festival in the world...Edinburgh fringe! Prepare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, ya betch! Crowd surfing discuss... a woman passed her baby to crowd surf at a Flo Rida concert! What did you put on the work credit card? The deputy PM racked up $3.6 million in VIP flights! Uh-oh! Fyre Festival II has been announced. More details in the Glossys! What did ya thieve? Someone's been slowly stealing artefacts from the British Museum! What did you keep from your parents? This girl ruined her parents' birth control! Aaaand we play 'Artists On The Way To Australia' edition of Joel Jivin'! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever been on private?! The Deputy PM has been found to have racked up about $3.7 million on VIP flights! One caller looked after Kerry Packer... you gotta hear this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, betchesssss! Ricki was today years old... the toilet edition! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag! Themed restaurants... this one's a goodie! King Charles & Harry talking again? Find out in the Glossys! Do you dead set hate your name? This 17-year-old wants to change his! What did you keep from your parents? A girl ruined her parent's birth control! Do you have the most Lesbians? We reckon Matilda's are the most gayest teams at the World Cup! Here's why... Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have the most lesbians? Here's why our girls the Tildas have been named one of the GAYEST teams at the World Cup and we say this with love! ❤️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchesssss! What freaky shit do you do? A couple's sleeping habit is taking the world by storm online! Joel's got some fun elephant facts! Who's getting crap for not visiting Australia? Find out in the Glossys! Forget the burger and drink? The way Romanians do meal deals is hilarious! We speak to our Caller Of The Week and go through our Week In Review! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The segment of all segments, presented by Joel Creasey... Joel's Fun Elephant Facts. Prepare to have your mind BLOWN. Call us now on 1-3-2-4-1-0.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thurrrrsday, betches! What did you cook for the occasion? Jenny Morrison made a pav for the game last night! Alone time... discuss!! Everyone in this office eats lunch in their cars! Who's suing Coldplay? Find out in the Glossys! What did we teach you? These are the most common session questions kids ask! Matt Moran joins us live in-studio for Quick Draw! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aussie chef Matt Moran joins us live in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not what you think...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gooooo the Tildas! Here we go: Posh people problems! A millionaire has 23 maids and hasn't cleaned in 24 years! Twin problems! 17 set of twins start school in one Scottish town! Which US pop star is rumoured to be the judge on Australian Idol? Find out in Glossys! Things that make you go BLURGH! A worm was found wriggling in a woman's raw salmon! Why do Ancient Greek statues have tiny peens? We got your answer! We spin the Wednesday Wheel! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things that make you go BLURGHHHH!! Someone found a worm in their raw salmon.... and apparently it's NORMAL! What?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, let's go betchesssss: Great escapes! A little boy escaped his cot and trekked over to Maccas! What are the most annoying things people say? We read out sentences that trigger so many Aussies! Beyonce is showing some love to Lizzo... what?! More of that in the Glossys! What do you have to have every single day? This man is addicted to Lucozade! How quick was the L-bomb? Research suggests men saying 'I Love You' after 69 days! We play Joel Jivin: Movie Soundtracks Edition! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How quick was the Love-Bomb? Research suggests men do it after 69 days... hear more about it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God it's Monday betchhhhhhh!!!! Weirdest Injuries… how’d you do it? A man was hospitalised after holding in a sneeze and blew a hole in his throat! We go through our Mailbag with your messages and comments! Drake told his crowd in LA he won’t be talking about titties… Find out why in the Glossys! How’d your parents teach you a lesson? A man kicked his son out after learning he cheated on his pregnant wife! Ha-penis reunuins! A man who had a peen growing on his arm for six years has been reattached! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How'd your parents teach you a lesson? A man kicked his son our after learning he cheated on his pregnant wife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly what it says on the tin! What's the one thing you wanna do before you die? This woman's wish is to sleep with her ex before she goes! Lame weekends! What do you love the smell of? This guy loves the smell of tuna! How'd ya deal with the heartbreak? This man fell in love with his car and it got written off! Woman discovers horrifying truth behind Mum's session toy that she used when drinking! Week in review Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Birthday Joel!!!!! Big fat liars! Let's discuss! Animals that left you in shock... a two-headed snake was discovered in Texas! Sacha Baron Cohen is reviving one of his most iconic characters! Find out in the Glossys! Where did you hide the other girl? A man tries to distract his girlfriend while the other woman hid in the car boot! We play Tim's World Alarm! We speak to our 25th Caller Of The Week, followed by playing our Week In Review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.