Kate, Tim & Marty

TGIM, ya betch! The CEO of Levi's warns us to never wash our jeans! Eeeeeew! Fan of both Barbie & Oppenheimer? We have the best news for you! What does Taylor Swift eat at a French restaurant? Find out in the Glossys! How do you shower? Why can't hotel make showers easier! Colleague dreams... let's talk about it. Life goals! A mum of 22 kids wants to have more than 100 babies! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big fan of both Barbie and Oppenheimer? Well, don't we have the news for YOU on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eeeeeew but okay, we'll get the advice from you, mate! Hear more about WHY the CEO of Levi's warms people against washing jeans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss! Macaulay Culkin has asked people to give him a new middle name! What did you downright refuse to do out of embarrassment? A son’s new girlfriend has refused to get in his Mum’s car because it’s embarrassing! We play a new game called Easy Rider! One guess - which fanbase is currently lining up for their concert in 5 months? Find out in the Glossys! Emergency visits! A traumatised woman is forced to visit A&E after an adult toy got stuck inside her bum! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Taylor Swift fans are lining up for LITERALLY MONTHS to see her live... North West is casually eating onions and... The Wiggles find out that their 'Hot Potato' song is being used in WA to drive homeless people away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you downright refuse to do out of embarrassment? A son's new girlfriend refuses to get in his dad's car because it's embarrassing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, ya betch! Lucy Durack joins us live in-studio to play Joel in a game of Quick Draw! Dumb dumb moments! Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson 'asked scientists' if blowing a hairdryer up the nose could kill COVID! Brag about your win! A man lets his dog pick numbers for the Roulette game and won big! Alright alright alright! Life mottos from Matt McConaughey! Let's hear them... We go through how much celebrities have insured their legs for in the Glossys! Where did you go when you had to go? A man drank 'warm urine' after delivery confused cups in food order! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Joel's world and we're just living in it! Singing sensation and Aussie actress who played Glinda in Wicked... Lucy Durack joins Joel live in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where did you go when you had to go? A man drank 'warm urine' after a delivery driver confused the cups in a food order!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, lil betch! Bats discuss! Airbnb guests sue after finding bats in their bed! When were you shut down by oldies? Tim shares a story from his time at the Paul McCartney concert! The SHOCKING truth about rainbows... they're actually round! Matthew Perry apparently forgot the moment he proposed to his ex-partner. Hear all about it in the Glossys! What load did you lose? A spectacular display was caused after a car crashed into a lorry carrying over $80k worth of fireworks! Deep heat disasters! A woman got so distracted by a Netflix doco that she ends up brushing her teeth with Deep Heat! We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play Emoji Game! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You think rainbows are in an arch shape? Well, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! An aircrew office has revealed something about the shape of rainbows which has blown our mind!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Halloween, betchesss.... so you know what that means! It's pumpkin carving day!!! Let's go! We chat to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese about his visit to the White House. Was the food any good?! Thanks to the success of Taylor Swift's version, record labels now have a rule they must abide by. Find out more in the Glossys! Pop culture age gap! Leo's new girlfriend wasn't even born when Titanic came out! Let's talk about contamination! A man was seen peeing on the vital ingredients that beer company Tsingtao uses! Aaaand we play the Spooky edition of Joel Jivin! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the midst of our Halloween banter, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dialled in to have a chat about his time at the White House, his upcoming trip to China and encouraging people to become teachers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM ya betch! The moostache debate! How in the world do you say it? Halloween decorations! Some dude has made his neighbourhood very concerned after he made his house look like it was on fire! We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag! More Britney drama! This time, we hear about Britney's first boyfriend! Karl Stefanovic was hanging near a lot of dicks! Hear about it in the Glossys! The Top 5 professions you should avoid in a husband! Leo Dicaprio loves getting felt up the bum! A famous A-lister celebrity says they got touched by the 'finger of God'... what? Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to a divorce lawyer, theses are the top 5 professions you should avoid in finding a husband.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, you lil betch! Deliveries... A woman fumes after a postman leaves her parcel in some random area on a 800-acre plot! Tim - the recently converted Swiftie - is so happy because Taylor's version of 1989 has been released. Let's go through the songs! When did you know? Google searches for 'Am I gay?' and 'Am I lesbian?' have increased by 1,300% since 2004. Ocean stuff! A man suffered a collision with a humpback whale! How many dresses did Paris Hilton wear at her wedding? Find out in the Glossys! Where were you when you got the news? Let's talk about celeb breakups! Joel has a new game... let's have Tim play it! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you know? Google searches for 'Am I gay?' and 'Am I a lesbian?' have increased by 1300% since 2004.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, you betch!!! Aussie international children TV legends THE OG WIGGLES join us in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw! How extra are you with your pets? A South African parrot dad of six tucks his birds in at night - and reads them bedtime stories! Barefoot bandits! A man hasn’t worn shoes in a decade… he says it keeps him humble! Who do you subscribe to? An Aussie OnlyFans creator is making a shit tonne of money! Michelle Williams is the narrator of Britney Spears’ new memoir! Wait ’til you hear her impressions of Justin Timberlake in the Glossys! What’s the oldest thing you’ve put in your mouth? A scientist found the oldest water on Planet Earth and then gave it a taste! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes! The OGs are here!!!! Greg, Murray and Jeff join us LIVE in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the oldest thing you've put in your mouth? A scientist discovered the oldest water in the world that was about 2 billion years old! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.