Kate, Tim & Marty

Today’s show is packed, let's go! First up, we ask what you were born with after hearing about a baby born with two fingernails on its thumb! Then we’re off to Japan, where you can rent an old man for less than $7—because why not? We also chat about the craziest movies you’ve seen, including this Amy Adams flick, Nightbitch, which sounds… well, awful. Plus, how boring are you if you need a divorce from yourself? One woman is finding out! And in a bit of cheekiness, we hear how Katy Perry rewards her hubby for cleaning the house—it’s definitely X-rated. Celia Pacquola also joins us fresh from a new season of Thank God You’re Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our next Quick Draw guest is an award winning standup comedian, writer and actor. She’s featured in films, won Dancing with the stars and even had a baby! And she’s back for Season 6 of Thank God Your Here! Please welcome Celia Pacquola!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only in 2024… A 36-year-old woman in London made headlines last year when she married herself. But now? She’s bored and wants a divorce! She’s even attending couples therapy... by herself. The big question is: how boring are you? We dive into this ridiculous story and try to make sense of it all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feeling lonely? Well, Landlordnick found himself in Japan with that exact problem—so naturally, he decided to rent an old man for $7. Yep, apparently that’s a thing! We unpack how this bizarre service works, why it's becoming a hot trend, and what Landlordnick learned from hanging out with his new elderly buddy. It’s a mix of weird, wonderful, and just the right amount of heartwarming. Who knew renting old blokes could cure loneliness?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got the stats on how many people take their phones into the shower—are you one of them? Joel shares a heartfelt tribute to Joan Rivers, 10 years after her passing, while Ricki tells us about her mum’s top-notch snooping skills. Plus, an influencer shares why she hates Venice, and Tim’s got a story from the pool that you won’t forget.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel shares a heartfelt tribute to the legendary Joan Rivers, marking 10 years since her passing. He talks about how she helped kickstart his comedy career by letting him open for her shows, and tells some rare stories that show a kinder side of the comedy icon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackers is back! Let's do this! Are you a ‘sleep psycho’ like Cristiano Ronaldo? He takes five 90-minute naps a day—find out why! Plus, we dive into TikTok’s latest hack for removing fake tan from bedsheets (you won’t believe how people mess up their sheets!). Karl Stefanovic calls in to chat about his sizzling new collab with Keli Holiday from Peking Duk, and we hear from someone who’s lived through the bizarre world of ugly privilege. Oh, and did you hear about the 5-year-old who set a speed record driving a Lamborghini? Insane! We also dish on revenge socials—J-Lo’s been dropping thirst traps after her breakup with Ben Affleck. And to top it off, get ready for the ‘Spring Has Sprung’ edition of Joel Jivin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into the bizarre world of Cristiano Ronaldo's sleep schedule—and trust us, it’s not what you'd expect! The football legend doesn’t just sleep at night like the rest of us. Nope, he takes five 90-minute naps throughout the day.

With Tim out sick, our nights show king Smallzy takes the reins today—will things stay on track or go off the rails? We dive into Fatman Scoop’s shocking stage incident, sift through your Mailbag comments, and explore a hotel that offers dogs through room service. In Glossys, Adele’s long break from music makes headlines, and we’ve got a wild story about a woman jailed for starting wildfires to flirt with firemen. Plus, we’re asking for your best pickup lines, and trying to convince Joel to watch F1 by spotlighting the hottest drivers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your best pick-up line? Hopefully you're not as bad as this woman has been jailed for setting wildfires intentionally to watch and flirt with firemen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are your extra hotel requests? This luxury hotel offers a special service where you can rent a dog for room service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we kick off with the bloke who went to Turkey looking like an extra from a low-budget soap and came back looking like a Hollywood leading man. His transformation’s so intense, even his own mum double-takes at family dinners. On the music front, New Music Friday is dishing up fresh hits, though we're still debating whether any of them will make it past the "what was that song again?" phase. Oh, and here’s a fun fact to keep you up at night: your shopping trolley may be dirtier than a nightclub toilet at 3 a.m. So next time you're doing the weekly shop, maybe pack some hand sanitiser—and gloves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday in the Glossys, we spoke about SZA trying to help a fan with her homework through her DMs. So, Blackers talks about the time he got a reply from Solange after trying to correct her grammar! People call up and share their celeb interactions. One - a Swiftie - shares her moment with Tay Tay herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we kick things off with an Oasis superfan whose house is overflowing with band merch and tattoos—now that they’ve announced a reunion, he reckons it’s the best thing to happen to him since birth! Then, in a classic "What did your kid do?" moment, one youngster decided to shatter a vase that’s over 3000 years old. Oops! We also dive deep into some bizarre phobias, with Ricki and Joel trying to make sense of one that involves… ducks? (Yep, you read that right.) On top of that, we get the scoop on why Armie Hammer has to sell his truck—let’s just say it’s not your everyday car sale. Speaking of not-so-everyday events, we chat about a hotel guest who got the fright of her life after discovering a worker had stolen and sniffed her undies. (Yeah, we couldn’t make this up if we tried!) Finally, Adam Spencer drops by for a hilarious round of Quick Draw, bringing the wit and charm only he can.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we welcome Aussie radio royalty Adam Spencer! It's been 20 years since Adam and Wil Anderson's legendary radio show wrapped up, and now they're back with a national tour called The First Time (In A Long Time). Before they hit the road, Adam stops by to take on Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're talking hotel horrors... after a woman had the most seediest moment with a hotel worker who loved sniffing undies. Our executive producer Dani shares the moment she found PISS in a hotel kettle. And a caller shares a HORRIFIC story about what her husband found on the hotel floor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's ep, Tim might’ve let slip Adam Lambert's salary when he was touring with Queen... and let's just say, he's not exactly rolling in the dough. Maybe a bit more instant noodles than caviar, eh? Then we dive into one of the greatest sporting events of the year—Gravy Wrestling! Yep, there’s a world championship for that. It’s like watching your favourite pub brawl, but with a whole lot more meat juice. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilton is holding a garage sale, proving that even the rich love a good haggle. And if you're into splashing cash, we found what could be the most expensive bottle of tequila ever—hope it's not just a fancy label and a bad hangover! Lastly, only in Florida: a doctor got canned for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy. Turns out, he couldn't hear his patient yelling. Imagine that? You go in for a procedure, and your doc’s half deaf, half asleep, and fully sacked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 16-year-old girl named Kirra who performed in the blind auditions on 'The Voice' says on the show she did it to impress her crush. During the chat, Blackers reveals he heard from someone what Adam Lambert earns per show when touring with Queen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright, mates! Strap in for another ripper episode! First off, we’re chatting about one hell of a petty bitch – this legend of a woman took revenge on Louis Vuitton after copping a right royal attitude from them. Who knew retail revenge could be so satisfying? Next up, fans are blowing up after 21 Savage rolled in, did a 10-minute set, then nicked off. Seriously mate, if we wanted a quickie, we'd have hit the Macca’s drive-thru. Then, we’ve got some shocking stats about age-gap relationships. Turns out some blokes aren’t just chasing grey hairs for the banter – the numbers are wild. And... could it be? Stop the bloody press!  Oasis is back! Yep, Noel and Liam have apparently kissed and made up, and we’ve got all the goss from today’s reunion announcement. Let’s see how long that peace lasts, ey? To top it all off, we dive into Joel Jivin’ – this time it’s the ‘Right to Disconnect’ edition. Who will crack first?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A study has shown the difference in the age men and women want their partners to be. The stats behind this will shock you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.