Kate, Tim & Marty

What happened to the record for the longest kiss? Turns out, it wasn’t all love and roses. Guinness World Records axed the category after it became way too risky. Why? Participants were pushing their limits, risking serious health issues like sleep deprivation-induced psychosis. It’s now been replaced with a “longest kissing marathon” for safety reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show is serving up some serious festive madness and hard truths! First, we dived into Uber’s Aussie Rider Ratings, ranking cities from best to worst. Who’s shining with 5-star manners, and who’s slamming those doors a little too hard? You might be surprised where your city lands! Then, we jumped on the TikTok “hard truth” trend, inviting you to judge us while we stayed quiet (well, tried to). Spoiler alert: the feedback was brutal but hilarious. In the Glossys, Richard Branson proves he’s that guy by trying to buy an island to impress someone. New Music Friday kept things fresh with the latest tracks, and of course, we wrapped it all up with a deep dive into the wildest work Christmas party confessions. Naked yoga, toe-sucking, and a wallet in the toilet—these stories had us howling. It’s chaos, it’s festive, and it’s all here for your ears!

Work Christmas parties are supposed to be festive, but these confessions take the cake (or maybe the eggnog)! From bubble-wrapped stair rolls to an epic toe-sucking session, Oliver’s Wealth Manager bash hit new heights of weirdness. Meanwhile, Mia faked a pregnancy to cover her hangover shame, Jamie blamed his dancefloor disaster on gluten, and Annabel accidentally sexted a dad from her kid’s class. Classic holiday chaos. But not all was lost—Hannah drunkenly confessed her crush, and it turned into a five-year relationship. ‘Tis the season for festive mayhem! Which story tops your office party nightmares?

Uber’s annual Rider Ratings Rankings are out, and Aussie cities have been rated from best to worst! Let’s just say some sunny spots didn’t shine so bright, and a few surprises landed at the top. Are you slamming doors too hard or leaving behind questionable vibes? We’re spilling the tea on which cities have earned a gold star and who needs to lift their game—just in time for the holidays. Could you be the culprit? Listen in to find out!

We’re decking the halls with half the effort today! Joel confessed to completely half-arsing Christmas during COVID, and our callers’ stories of festive fails are absolutely hilarious. The Moana vs. Wicked debate continues—Tim and Joel’s bet has everyone buzzing. Who’s painting up or dressing down? The results are in, and it’s pure chaos. We revealed our Spotify Wrapped playlists, and let’s just say Joel’s top tracks might cure your insomnia. Over in the Glossys, Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s split is sending the internet wild, with rumors swirling about a TikTok affair. In wild international news, a 23-year-old woman is opting for a hymen reconstruction, and South Koreans have invented a winter nose scarf. It’s a big “why?” for both, but we’re here for the bizarre details. And finally, we wrapped things up with YOGA (aka Ruben Styles from Peking Duk) smashing it in Quick Draw and giving us all the tea on his new track with Jimmy Barnes. Dive in for all this and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr

We’re joined by Ruben Styles, aka YOGA, one half of electro legends Peking Duk, now making waves solo with banger after banger. His latest track Comin’ Up features none other than Aussie rock royalty Jimmy Barnes, and we even try to get Jimmy on the phone for a chat! Ruben takes on Ricki in a fiery game of Quick Draw, but does the Duk-to-solo artist transition give him the edge?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim and Joel’s cinematic showdown has reached its climax! Tim backed Moana 2 to crush it at the box office, while Joel, a self-proclaimed Wicked superfan, was certain he’d emerge victorious. The stakes? The loser has to dress up like the winning movie—coconut bra and wig for Joel or full green Elphaba paint for Tim. The results are in, and it’s time to find out who’s suiting up (or painting up) for their public humiliation. Tune in for the hilarious reveal and to hear their reactions—this one’s a must-listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tis the season! And we want to hear what the best Christmas movie of all time is. In fact, the entire show today is all about lists! Christmas lists, movie earnings lists, top songs lists, and celebrity pollution lists.Moana 2 has come out recently and people have noticed a very familiar sound playing. Did Moana 2 sample the intro to the TV show Survivor?Plus, Joel can NOT get over the fact that Wicked has taken over Moana 2 in the box office again. Sure it still lost in first week earnings but lets not talk about that...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday betchesssss! We kick it off today checking out the renovations done to the classic Home Alone mansion. They've absolutely sucked the soul out of it!Then we explore some of the best performances of all time... and we say that with just a slight hint of sarcasm here...Plus, what do you call people that you hate? Are you calling them vanilla baby? Although Joel feels like he's a bit more of a boysenberry and Blackers definitely agrees with that one.Rounding it all out with some absolutely thought provoking motivational quotes from our very own Ricki-Lee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a gaelicious episode full of surprises, betches! We kicked off with some passionate yooooooou! moments as Matthew McConaughey declared his undying love… for ketchup. Yep, the man is gael-stumped for the red stuff. Then, we dove into Japan’s latest foodie madness: drinkable mayo! Would yooooooou try it? The team’s reactions were everything. The Moana 2 vs. Wicked bet is heating up, with opening weekend stats showing yooooooou might be seeing Joel in a Moana costume very soon. But can Tim handle the possibility of going full green Elphaba? Stay tuned. In the Glossys, the rumor mill’s spinning: are Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow rekindling things? Meanwhile, Joel’s gaelic giggles were unstoppable after realizing the first three days of 2025 spell WTF—a sign from the universe? Maybe! Ricki gave us her biggest yooooooou! moment yet when she discovered her belly button is officially gone post-surgery, leaving Rich thoroughly baffled. And did yooooooou know Domino’s biggest day of sales was during the OJ car

Ricki-Lee had a massive freak-out last night when she discovered something shocking—she no longer has a belly button! While watching Elf in bed, she finally noticed, 8 months post-surgery, that her button is now just a hole. Naturally, her hubby Rich thought she was losing it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Japan has done it again—pushing the boundaries of taste and, well, sanity. Introducing Nomu Mayo, aka drinkable mayonnaise. Yep, it's a real thing, and it’s been hyped as the dream product for mayo enthusiasts everywhere. This chilled beverage captures the "rich and sour" essence of the beloved condiment, but here’s the twist: it’s dividing opinions faster than pineapple on pizza. One brave taster admitted, “If you sip it alongside mayo-friendly food, it’s alright... but as a standalone drink? Hard pass.” Honestly, mayo in a bottle for sipping sounds like something we’d dare each other to try on air—right, betch?

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! We’re serving up another wild ride today... Ricki and Joel are clearly meant to live in South Korea. We found out about a man who binge-ate to avoid military service, and let's just say, the dedication was truly... inspirational.

Move over Paris Fashion Week, because Orcas are bringing back the ultimate underwater accessory! Back in the ‘80s, marine biologists discovered a female Orca rocking a salmon hat, sparking a pod-wide fashion frenzy. The trend quickly fizzled out, but last month, a stylish Orca named Blackberry revived the look in Washington’s South Puget Sound. Is this the beginning of a full-blown aquatic fashion renaissance? Grab your snorkels and tune in as we dive deep into this fishy comeback!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re diving into the wild tale of a South Korean man who tried to literally eat his way out of military service. Doubling down on food and guzzling water like it was a competitive sport, he gained enough weight to dodge combat duty. His plan? Genius or just greedy? We’re not sure if Ricki and Joel would be military-ready, but they’d definitely crush the all-you-can-eat buffet challenge if they lived in South Korea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Aus Music T-Shirt Day, and we’re celebrating Aussie tunes in style! We also rank the finest public toilets across the country—because you bet Aussies have opinions on that. Meanwhile, a nail salon completely ignored a robber, and it’s the laugh we all needed. Tim has an update on Moana 2—will it top Wicked? And we spill on which rockstar fell head over heels for Cher after just one date. Plus, Taylor Swift’s high school drama gets another layer of petty, and Aussie comedian Lehmo joins us to smash out Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got talking about the Poop Map app—yes, you can geotag your bowel movements and share the quality of your... work. Naturally, this led to us hunting for Australia’s best public toilets. From high-end hotel loos to the hilariously named “Loo With A View,” we’ve officially crowned the winners. Who knew ranking toilets could be this competitive? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It turns out high school grudges die hard—even if you're Taylor Swift! TikTok creator Jessica McLane has gone viral claiming she went to the same high school as Taylor and spilled the tea that most people didn’t like her back then. Fast forward three years, and Taylor invited her entire senior class to the CMA Awards, leaving everyone scratching their heads at the time. It wasn’t until 2022 that Jessica pieced it all together and called Taylor “a petty bitch” for the move. Honestly, we’re here for Taylor's long-game revenge era—high school beef hits different!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show was packed tighter than Prince William’s military uniform! We started with the heartwarming story of Wanda and Jamal, the accidental Thanksgiving invite that turned into a nine-year friendship. Then we asked, what uniforms make you go “mmm”? Ricki’s obsession with Prince William’s attire spiraled into callers sharing their uniform crushes—it was steamy, to say the least. Next, the cinema debate: should you sing along during Wicked? Some say it’s a no-no, but The Rock thinks belting out the tunes will be mandatory for Moana 2. Speaking of Wicked, the Glossys had some juicy tea about a pay gap between stars Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. We kept the laughs coming with Insta Fame Game, but Ricki thought it was Age Game (classic mix-up). Bridget Hustwaite joined us to plug Aus Music T-Shirt Day—don’t forget to support Aussie music legends! And to cap it off, we got into the wild lies you told your parents. A UFC fighter’s claim that she was a doctor takes the cake. Plus, we crowned Taylor Swift as

This Thursday, it's time to dig out your favorite Aussie band tee because it’s Aus Music T-Shirt Day! We chatted with ambassador Bridget Hustwaite about this epic initiative that celebrates Aussie music and raises funds for Support Act. Whether it’s crisis relief, mental health, or First Nations support, this incredible organization has musicians, managers, and crew covered. Head to AusMusicTShirtDay.org.au to donate and show your support—because wearing your merch has never meant so much!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.