Kate, Tim & Marty

Joel shares his firsthand account of last night’s Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala, which was abruptly canceled after a tragic medical emergency in the audience. As he waited backstage, miscommunication delayed the realization of the severity of the situation. He reflects on the chaos, the emotional toll, and the festival's decision to stop the show out of respect. It’s a sobering moment in an industry where "the show must go on"—until it can’t.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang’s back together, and we’re kicking things off with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who explains why you are getting an extra fiver a week thanks to the budget! A United Airlines flight had to turn around because the pilot forgot his passport—how does that even happen? In the Glossys, Garcelle quits RHOBH, Pedro Pascal reveals his extreme coffee habit, and Sydney Sweeney fuels breakup rumors. Plus, a Squid Game-style contestant smuggled Yorkshire puddings onto set… because addiction is real.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dials in to chat with us about the budget, his 'Delulu with no Solulu' comment to Peter Dutton, Dua Lipa and using the Signal app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A family online is going viral after sharing their benefits of using a communal cloth instead of toilet paper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim humiliated himself on Today Extra—first, fumbling basic math while talking about the Budget, then doubling down with an awkward exit. Later, he proudly admitted to skipping showers on weekends, sparking pure chaos. Meanwhile, Oasis fans are so desperate for tickets they’re applying for bar jobs at the gigs. In the Glossys, a man got arrested mid-flight for severe constipation, and one Instagram mum is pushing the family cloth—yes, reusable toilet wipes. We have so many questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into the latest Glossys, including Donald Trump demanding his portrait in Colorado’s state capitol be taken down because it’s “purposefully distorted.” Tiger Woods hard launches his new relationship—plot twist, she’s Trump Jr.'s ex! Meanwhile, The Office US celebrates 20 years, and Ricky Gervais admits he thought the remake would flop. Plus, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend is so done with being called “Leo’s girlfriend.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Boys Club! Tim & Joel ran the show today, and things got weird fast! We kicked off with the poisonous plant that leaves you grinning on your deathbed—terrifying and fascinating.  In the Glossys, Aimee Lou addressed her viral teeth, Paul Rudd told a wild Stallone story, and Gwyneth may have thrown shade at Meghan Markle. Oh, and an Uber driver peed in an elevator before delivering burgers—no words.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This makes her the HIGHEST PAID cast member in The White Lotus series. Find out what the eye watering sum is now...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we unpack what actually makes people happy as Finland tops the global happiness rankings again—where did Australia land? Then, a healthcare worker spills on the wildest baby names she's ever come across (brace yourself). In the Glossys, Meghan Markle sent a handwritten card that had us rolling our eyes, and Kanye’s 'betrayal list' is as chaotic as you'd expect. Plus, it's New Music Friday—we break down the hottest new releases!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A healthcare worker has gone viral after sharing the wildest baby names she’s ever come across—think parents getting way too creative. From questionable spellings to names that sound like Wi-Fi passwords, we go through the absolute standouts. Would you ever call your kid one of these?

All three of us are finally back in the studio, and we’re diving straight into it! Dean Lewis joins us live to chat about Nova’s Global Red Room Tour and what he’s got planned. We hear an absolutely wild one-night-stand story involving a waterbed, and we uncover Secret Service code names for 11 US presidents—some are surprisingly fitting! In the Glossys, Hilaria Baldwin tells Alec to zip it on the red carpet, Sia secretly welcomes a baby, and Pete Davidson’s new girlfriend is revealed. Also—want to join the Mile High Club in a hot-air balloon? There’s a company offering just that—but for a hefty price! And Fatboy Slim drops in for a chat and an unforgettable game of Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The legendary Fatboy Slim joined us in studio, fresh off his Australian Grand Prix gig and some wild club shows. He revealed his pre-show ritual, which includes ditching his shoes and getting slapped in the face—whatever gets the party started, right? We also chatted about the evolution of DJing, how his daughter turned him into a Formula 1 fan, and why small clubs inspire his biggest ideas. Then, things got real chaotic when he played Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back with a massive show today! Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams finally return to Earth after 9 months in space, but the real question is—how do they even readjust?! Meanwhile, the internet is buzzing over a thermos hot dog hack—genius or revolting? In the Glossys, Meghan Markle is being called out for allegedly staging activities with her kids, Nick Cannon debates a vasectomy (again), and Gwyneth Paltrow spills on steamy scenes with Timothée Chalamet. Plus, plastic surgery tourists stranded in an airport after their post-op faces didn’t match their passports (oops!), Australian Idol’s Iilysh joins us, and NRL icon Matty Johns takes on the Age Game with his wife Trish!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossy's, Meghan Markle is facing backlash after eagle-eyed followers accused her of staging activities with her kids for social media—specifically, her waffle-making skills are not adding up! Meanwhile, Nick Cannon debates getting a vasectomy but insists he's not done yet, and Gwyneth Paltrow gets candid about intimate scenes with Timothée Chalamet in their upcoming film.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a wild one today as Today Show legends Sylvia Jeffreys & Karl Stefanovic step in for Ricki-Lee & Joel! They come prepared with their own Tim Factwells, and let’s just say… Tim’s legacy is shaken. The Whisper Challenge goes completely off the rails, we reveal Joel Creasey’s next big career move, and Tim flexes about his most famous follower—hello, Yoko Ono! Plus, ChatGPT roasts Sylvia & Karl (brutally), and we wrap up with Joel Jivin’!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taskmaster Australia has revealed its Season 5 cast, and Joel is on the list! We chat about what chaos he’ll bring alongside Celia Pacquola, Rove McManus, and more. Conan O’Brien is set to host the 2026 Oscars—back-to-back hosting duties like a true comedy king. Meanwhile, Dave Grohl and his wife made their first public appearance post-affair drama, and Justin & Hailey Bieber hit Disneyland with The Kid Laroi. What a mix!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a show today! We kicked off with the groundbreaking invention of fart pills—yes, a Frenchman has created tablets that make your gas smell like chocolate, roses, violets, or ginger. You're welcome, world. In the Glossys, Mumford & Sons surprised Sydney with a pop-up gig, Iggy Azalea is chasing millions from Universal, and Ed Sheeran gave fans a taste of his new song “Azizam” in New Orleans. And in aviation chaos, an Air India flight had to turn around mid-air after 11 out of 12 toilets clogged up. Nightmare.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Passengers on an Air India flight from Chicago to Delhi got an unexpected detour after a full-blown plumbing disaster mid-air! Five hours into the 14.5-hour journey, the plane had to turn back because—get this—11 out of 12 toilets were clogged. Yep, a whole aircraft at max capacity with just ONE functioning loo. Chaos? You bet. We break down the nightmare scenario and what happens when your in-flight "technical issue" is actually a bathroom catastrophe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the weekend Betcheesss!Let's kick this off with the things you do that are bad for you, but you end up doing them anyway. Turns out this one sleeping position is pretty bad for you but I mean, you only live once right?Nova's Red Room Global Tour has also been announced and today we get to call our first lucky winner!! How exciting to be able to travel around the world to go to all these concerts.Now, whats that one thing that your partner does that you find inexplicably hot? Joel reveals the thing that his partner does, and it involves a tool-belt...Of course we end it off with Tim's Word Alarm and Joel manages to hit an amazing new record! Must have been very smart to think up all those answers that quickly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whoever's writing these questions down is making them far too wordy for Tim. Nevertheless, this does not stop Joel from scoring a HUGE new record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.