Kate, Tim & Marty

We’re all smiles ahead of National Smile Day, and trust us—you’ll be grinning after this one! We hear from a pair of beatboxing Brazilian nuns who blessed live TV with a surprise musical moment, plus a group of Kiwi schoolboys go viral with some bucket-beating Macklemore magic. In the Glossy’s, Sydney Sweeney’s selling soap made from her own bath water (lather up, lads), Tones and I cops a hefty fine, and Hugh Jackman posts a very sassy breakup clip. Also, Lindsay Lohan swears it’s beetroot, not Botox, and Whoopi Goldberg sets the girls free—literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sydney Sweeney’s bath-time business has everyone talking—she’s launched a soap made from her used bath water (yes, really) and it’s already flying off shelves. We put in a cheeky preorder (purely for research, of course) after hearing her sultry sales pitch. Plus, we unpack the sad and messy Tones and I dog story, and things get shady in Hugh Jackman’s breakup saga with a not-so-subtle ‘Bye Bye Bye’ moment. It's all happening, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ll never guess what we heard today—two Catholic sisters in Brazil dropped an impromptu beatboxing performance live on TV and it was heavenly. They were meant to be talking about religious life but ended up delivering holy bars and rhythm. Safe to say, if you start a beat, Sister Marisa WILL dance... and apparently, so will our listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tennis legend and host of Tipping Point Todd Woodbridge finally joins us in studio—and we couldn’t be more pumped. He’s basically the fourth member of the show (we watch him on the telly every day while we broadcast), so it was only fair we roped him into a chaotic round of Quick Draw. There’s chat about clay courts (boo), Wimbledon dreams (yay), and yes, Joel might be appearing in a celebrity edition of Tipping Point soon...

It’s National Biscuit Day, and the team is celebrating with crumbs, chaos, and a little bit of AI madness. We talk about the bloke who threw away a hard drive holding 8,000 Bitcoins—now worth nearly $900 million—and is so committed to finding it, he’s trying to buy the actual landfill. We also get stuck into the new Barbara Walters doco, a viral (and fake!) video of a support kangaroo trying to board a plane, and a lip reader revealing what Brigitte really said when she shoved her husband, French President Macron. In the Glossy’s, Beyoncé does a gender reveal live on stage, Lorde drops a surprise performance in a New Zealand loo, and Shaq reveals he’s becoming a sports psychologist. Plus, Joel takes us deep inside his very own MAFS-style dinner partySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we asked the big question: what have you accidentally binned? And the answers were... alarming. From sentimental dentures turning up in the wrong mouth, to a billion-dollar hard drive tossed like last week’s leftovers. Ricky’s still mourning her fancy butcher’s knife (cheers, Rich), and Joel revealed his odd bedtime routine involving a dog and some very questionable dental hygiene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with some wild hotel horror stories — from drunken check-ins to crumbed sausage revenge (you had to be there). In the Glossy’s, Victoria Beckham let Harper give David a full glam makeover, Selena’s marble table caused a sniffy stir, Nicki Minaj had no time for closet speculation, and RAYE celebrated a billion streams with a mouthful of Weet-Bix straight from her Spotify plaque. We dive deep into the controversial Enhanced Games — think Olympics on steroids (literally) — and debate whether it’s genius or just bonkers. And with State of Origin Game 1 kicking off tonight at Suncorp, we revisit old footage of Margot Robbie repping the Maroons like a true Queenslander.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we dive into the totally jacked world of the Enhanced Games — think Olympics, but with open slather on steroids, testosterone and growth hormones. We break down everything from the first Aussie athlete confirmed (yes, White Caviar’s back) to one swimmer already smashing records a year out. Ricky’s got anthem duties, Tim's running breakfast logistics, and Joel’s plotting a version just for the normies. Honestly, we’re obsessed — and so is caller Angela: “All muscles. Bring it on.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we asked for your Hotel Horrors—and wow, you delivered. We heard about drunk front desk staff in Ibiza, clothes getting chucked out of hotel rooms in Tokyo, and one story that will haunt your next breakfast buffet. Let’s just say, if you’ve ever wondered how those sausages get so crispy… you might not want to find out. Seriously, this final call was so rogue, we’re still trying to scrub it from our brains.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did the French First Lady push the president’s face on the tarmac? Sure looked like it. We unpack the wild viral video of Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron and ask: have you ever been caught mid-domestic? From accidental UFC in Crown Hotel rooms to full towel flicks on Labour Day, the whoopings were out in force—and we're living for the drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show had it all—from spicy French drama to bras popping off in Vegas. We kicked things off with the now-infamous Brigitte Macron face-push—was it playful, or was she just done with Emmanuel? Then in the Glossys: Selena Gomez multitasks like a queen (Beyoncé and Knicks?), and Katy Perry’s bra had a full-blown malfunction—twice—on stage. The American Music Awards made a chaotic return, but our favourite moment? Shaboozey confusing a 1920s folk band for Beyoncé and Jay-Z. And yes, Swifties are still decoding the Reputation Easter eggs… despite Taylor being a no-show. Plus, Caitlyn Jenner is now charging $4K for a Cameo—because apparently, being an “icon” has a price tag.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The American Music Awards are finally back, baby—and the chaos did not disappoint. J Lo made out with her backup dancers, Janet Jackson made a glorious return, and Rod Stewart dropped the F-bomb in front of his kids. But the moment that stole the show? Shaboozey, while presenting with Megan Moroney, got the giggles when she credited The Carter Family with inventing country music… not Beyoncé and Jay-Z, as he apparently thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show is a wild ride from sweaty workouts to sniffing monkey bums. We kick off with the legit medical condition that proves being allergic to exercise is a real thing (finally, an excuse!). Then we dive into Chappell Roan’s ban list—from hot takes to cork shoes—and Sasha Colby’s beef with fish pics on dating apps. In the Glossys: Lorde crashes her own Sydney-themed party, Lewis Hamilton flees a date, Meghan Markle leaves a note “givin’ princess,” Britney lights up on a plane (allegedly), and the new Pope’s personal trainer spills the heavenly tea. Oh—and yes, we chat about the Japanese butt-smelling museum. You're welcome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve officially found the weirdest museum in the world—and yes, it’s all about sniffing animal butts. Straight from Japan, this exhibition lets you experience the scent of creatures… from behind. It’s bizarre, it’s real, and it raises more questions than answers. Sniff at your own risk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could your hatred of exercise be more than just laziness? We uncover a rare condition that might be the ultimate excuse to skip leg day. Turns out, some people are literally allergic to working out—and the symptoms are wild. If you’ve ever broken into hives mid-jog, this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's international Roadtrip day, y'all. Get in loser! Joel wants to know what makes you Tres Miserables. We give you our picks for New Music Friday. Mariah Carey has her most cooked interview yet. And Ricki discovers a medical breakthrough for all you boozies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim digs up what might be Mariah Carey’s most cooked interview ever – her wild, chaotic sit-down with The Project’s Georgie Tunny. From hating overhead lighting to demanding a koala on her rider (“a kangaroo? no… koala!”), Mariah’s responses are.... whatever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man got 40 sausage rolls for 40 years of service—who needs a Rolex when you’ve got pastry? Balenciaga is charging thousands for a coffee cup clutch and a bracelet that looks like Scotch tape (yes, seriously). Plus, Kim K is officially a lawyer, Tom Cruise eats popcorn like he’s never seen food before, and Brittany Snow’s date fell asleep mid-pash—hot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Gleisner joins us for a rowdy round of Quick Draw and proves once and for all that four times is the charm. We chat about everything from Miguel being too much for a bus ride, to Roald Dahl’s writing rituals, to how Have You Been Paying Attention became TV royalty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After four decades of loyal service, Kevin from Guernsey got the ultimate reward: not a gold watch, not a bonus… but 40 sausage rolls. One for each upcoming shift. We discuss this wild workplace ‘perk’ and ask—are sausage rolls the new superannuation?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.